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 {{qf|Homer}} I'm confused! Which is it?
 {{qf|Marge}} It's no! His old bike is fine!
-{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, the kitchen lady's right -- no new bike while your old one still works.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, the kitchen lady's right—no new bike while your old one still works.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, boy, what do you say we build a robot?
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[[When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children]]'' says that a new pet will pull you out of your sorrow cycle.
 {{qf|Lisa}} That book doesn't know how I feel.
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh, it's very wise. It's written by [[Unnamed surfing rabbi|a rabbi]] -- who surfs!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, it's very wise. It's written by [[Unnamed surfing rabbi|a rabbi]]—who surfs!
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 {{qf|Homer}} There's nothing worse than the look on a boy's face when he says "Dad I don't think you can build a fully-functional robot."
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 {{qf|Skinner}} I'll just be moving along, Lisa. Snowball II.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Bart, I'm sorry -- I could never build a robot this awesome. I'm a fraud.
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart, I'm sorry—I could never build a robot this awesome. I'm a fraud.
 {{qf|Bart}} So, you fought all those robots?
 {{qf|Homer}} Affirmative.
 {{qf|Bart}} That is so cool
 {{qf|Homer}} You really think so?
-{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! Any Poindexter can throw some nuts and bolts together -- you risked your own life, even though you're the sole provider for a family of five! I am the luckiest kid in the world.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! Any Poindexter can throw some nuts and bolts together—you risked your own life, even though you're the sole provider for a family of five! I am the luckiest kid in the world.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Son, did you ever suspect it was me?

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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Flame decal for the chain guard, Marine Corps tassels... bullet-proof seat... and a rub-on tattoo for that "special someone."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Flame decal for the chain guard, Marine Corps tassels... bullet-proof seat... and a rub-on tattoo for that "special someone".
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} That's me! ''[applies tattoo then reads it]'' Biker chick? ''[moans]''
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 {{qf|Robot Rumble announcer 1}} With his saw!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Doin' it for the boy...doin' it for the boy... pain is love... to bleed is to care...
+{{qf|Homer}} Doin' it for the boy... doin' it for the boy... pain is love... to bleed is to care...
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, I'm not sure if I'm ready to open my heart again, but this kitten's name is [[Coltrane]]. Maybe it's a sign?
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 {{qf|Homer}} Affirmative.
 {{qf|Bart}} That is so cool
-:'''Homer:'' You really think so?
+{{qf|Homer}} You really think so?
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah! Any Poindexter can throw some nuts and bolts together -- you risked your own life, even though you're the sole provider for a family of five! I am the luckiest kid in the world.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Flame decal for the chain guard, Marine Corps tassels... bullet-proof seat... and a rub-on tattoo for that "special someone."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Flame decal for the chain guard, Marine Corps tassels... bullet-proof seat... and a rub-on tattoo for that "special someone."
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' That's me! ''[applies tattoo then reads it]'' Biker chick? ''[moans]''
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} That's me! ''[applies tattoo then reads it]'' Biker chick? ''[moans]''
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' A ten-speed bike?! What did your mother say?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} A ten-speed bike?! What did your mother say?
-:'''Bart:''' She said yes.
+{{qf|Bart}} She said yes.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[from the other room]'' I said no!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[from the other room]'' I said no!
-:'''Homer:''' I'm confused! Which is it?
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm confused! Which is it?
-:'''Marge:''' It's no! His old bike is fine!
+{{qf|Marge}} It's no! His old bike is fine!
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, the kitchen lady's right -- no new bike while your old one still works.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, the kitchen lady's right -- no new bike while your old one still works.
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-:'''Homer:''' Hey, boy, what do you say we build a robot?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, boy, what do you say we build a robot?
-:'''Bart:''' Face it, you're not the most mechanical guy in the world. But you're good at other things: like... eating while driving. That's somethin'... and nobody gets madder at the news.
+{{qf|Bart}} Face it, you're not the most mechanical guy in the world. But you're good at other things: like... eating while driving. That's somethin'... and nobody gets madder at the news.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, I'm not sure I'm ready for a new cat.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, I'm not sure I'm ready for a new cat.
-:'''Marge:''' ''[[When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children]]'' says that a new pet will pull you out of your sorrow cycle.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[[When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children]]'' says that a new pet will pull you out of your sorrow cycle.
-:'''Lisa:''' That book doesn't know how I feel.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That book doesn't know how I feel.
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, it's very wise. It's written by [[Unnamed surfing rabbi|a rabbi]] -- who surfs!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, it's very wise. It's written by [[Unnamed surfing rabbi|a rabbi]] -- who surfs!
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-:'''Homer:''' There's nothing worse than the look on a boy's face when he says "Dad I don't think you can build a fully-functional robot."
+{{qf|Homer}} There's nothing worse than the look on a boy's face when he says "Dad I don't think you can build a fully-functional robot."
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-:'''[[Krusty]] alarm clock:''' It's Tuesday the first. If you live in Krusty Brand low income housing, your rent is due.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]] alarm clock}} It's Tuesday the first. If you live in Krusty Brand low income housing, your rent is due.
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-:'''Marge:''' Oh, Lisa. Honey, it's okay. You're a Buddhist, so you know your cats are now reincarnated as a higher form of life.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Lisa. Honey, it's okay. You're a Buddhist, so you know your cats are now reincarnated as a higher form of life.
-:'''Homer:''' Like a dog. Or a snowman!
+{{qf|Homer}} Like a dog. Or a snowman!
-:'''Bart:''' Ashes to ashes... dust to dust... we've gotta go fight some robots.
+{{qf|Bart}} Ashes to ashes... dust to dust... we've gotta go fight some robots.
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-:'''[[Robot Rumble announcer 2]]:''' Can robots feel pain? If so, we are horrible, horrible people.
+{{qf|[[Robot Rumble announcer 2]]}} Can robots feel pain? If so, we are horrible, horrible people.
-:'''[[Robot Rumble announcer 1]]:''' He's killing him softly with his saw!
+{{qf|[[Robot Rumble announcer 1]]}} He's killing him softly with his saw!
-:'''Robot Rumble announcer 2:''' Killing him softly?
+{{qf|Robot Rumble announcer 2}} Killing him softly?
-:'''Robot Rumble announcer 1:''' With his saw!
+{{qf|Robot Rumble announcer 1}} With his saw!
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-:'''Homer:''' Doin' it for the boy...doin' it for the boy... pain is love... to bleed is to care...
+{{qf|Homer}} Doin' it for the boy...doin' it for the boy... pain is love... to bleed is to care...
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-:'''Lisa:''' Mom, I'm not sure if I'm ready to open my heart again, but this kitten's name is [[Coltrane]]. Maybe it's a sign?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, I'm not sure if I'm ready to open my heart again, but this kitten's name is [[Coltrane]]. Maybe it's a sign?
-:'''Marge:''' Coltrane? Lisa, I'm glad you're ready to love again. But a kitty needs a proper name, like Whiskers. Or Paws Scaggs.
+{{qf|Marge}} Coltrane? Lisa, I'm glad you're ready to love again. But a kitty needs a proper name, like Whiskers. Or Paws Scaggs.
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, I think it's only fair I get to name him. You got to name me.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I think it's only fair I get to name him. You got to name me.
-:'''Marge:''' You should be glad I did. Your father wanted to call you Bartzeena!
+{{qf|Marge}} You should be glad I did. Your father wanted to call you Bartzeena!
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-:'''Robot Rumble announcer 1:''' Well, if you ever want to see a mailbox shoot a boy, that's about as close as you're gonna get.
+{{qf|Robot Rumble announcer 1}} Well, if you ever want to see a mailbox shoot a boy, that's about as close as you're gonna get.
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-:'''Marge:''' My job was to keep Lisa's hope alive. But instead, she's really depressed.
+{{qf|Marge}} My job was to keep Lisa's hope alive. But instead, she's really depressed.
-:'''Homer:''' You think you've got problems, look what I just pulled out of my arm! That's what we in the business call "a biggie."
+{{qf|Homer}} You think you've got problems, look what I just pulled out of my arm! That's what we in the business call "a biggie."
-:'''Marge:''' Business, what business?
+{{qf|Marge}} Business, what business?
-:'''Homer:''' The business of being a Dad. Can you hand me that magnet?
+{{qf|Homer}} The business of being a Dad. Can you hand me that magnet?
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-:'''Lisa:''' I'm keeping you! You're [[Snowball V|Snowball Five]], but to save money on a new dish, we'll just call you [[Snowball II|Snowball Two]] and pretend this whole thing never happened.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'm keeping you! You're [[Snowball V|Snowball Five]], but to save money on a new dish, we'll just call you [[Snowball II|Snowball Two]] and pretend this whole thing never happened.
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' That's really a cheat, isn't it?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} That's really a cheat, isn't it?
-:'''Lisa:''' I guess you're right, Principal Tamzarian.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I guess you're right, Principal Tamzarian.
-:'''Skinner:''' I'll just be moving along, Lisa. Snowball II.
+{{qf|Skinner}} I'll just be moving along, Lisa. Snowball II.
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-:'''Homer:''' Bart, I'm sorry -- I could never build a robot this awesome. I'm a fraud.
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart, I'm sorry -- I could never build a robot this awesome. I'm a fraud.
-:'''Bart:''' So, you fought all those robots?
+{{qf|Bart}} So, you fought all those robots?
-:'''Homer:''' Affirmative.
+{{qf|Homer}} Affirmative.
-:'''Bart:''' That is so cool
+{{qf|Bart}} That is so cool
 :'''Homer:'' You really think so?
-:'''Bart:''' Yeah! Any Poindexter can throw some nuts and bolts together -- you risked your own life, even though you're the sole provider for a family of five! I am the luckiest kid in the world.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! Any Poindexter can throw some nuts and bolts together -- you risked your own life, even though you're the sole provider for a family of five! I am the luckiest kid in the world.
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-:'''Homer:''' Son, did you ever suspect it was me?
+{{qf|Homer}} Son, did you ever suspect it was me?
-:'''Bart:''' Well, you did disappear a lot, but I have gone whole summers without seeing you.
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, you did disappear a lot, but I have gone whole summers without seeing you.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I'm pretty unreliable.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I'm pretty unreliable.
-:'''Homer:''' I like you, son.
+{{qf|Homer}} I like you, son.
-:'''Bart:''' I like you too, Dad.
+{{qf|Bart}} I like you too, Dad.
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 :'''Homer:''' Like a dog. Or a snowman!
 :'''Bart:''' Ashes to ashes... dust to dust... we've gotta go fight some robots.
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 :'''Homer:''' Doin' it for the boy...doin' it for the boy... pain is love... to bleed is to care...
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 :'''Marge:''' You should be glad I did. Your father wanted to call you Bartzeena!
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-:'''[[Robot Rumble announcer 1]]:''' Well, if you ever want to see a mailbox shoot a boy, that's about as close as you're gonna get.
+:'''Robot Rumble announcer 1:''' Well, if you ever want to see a mailbox shoot a boy, that's about as close as you're gonna get.
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 :'''Marge:''' My job was to keep Lisa's hope alive. But instead, she's really depressed.

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-*'''Homer''': "Bart! Are you okay? I brought my home-made first aid kit with instant spring action."
+*'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]! Are you okay? I brought my home-made first aid kit with instant spring action."
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-'''Principal Skinner''': That's a cheat.
+'''[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]''': That's a cheat.
-'''Lisa''': I guess you're right Principal Tanzarian
+'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': I guess you're right Principal Tamzarian.
-'''Skinner''': Lisa, Snowball II
+'''Skinner''': Lisa, [[Snowball II]].
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