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:'''[[Nelson]]''': What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
:'''[[Ned]]''': You can stop Satan with your faith.
:'''Nelson''': With my face? You calling me ugly?
:'''Ned''': No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
:'''Nelson''': Oh, that's it!
----
:(Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]])
:'''[[The Rich Texan]]''': Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
----
:(Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.)
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
:(Cuts the ribbon and drives off.)
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:'''[[Cletus]]''': I'll have the darkety kind.
:[[Professor Frink]]: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
:'''Mootilda''': Moooo!? Muh uh!
:'''Professor Frink''': Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
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:'''Ned''': Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
:'''[[Homer]]''': (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.

{{Season 12 Q}}

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, don't you worry. We'll make all the hard decisions so you don't have to.
 {{qf|Bart}} We can take whatever we want, right?
-{{qf|Ned}} Yea-- What?
+{{qf|Ned}} Yea—What?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't listen to him. You just have a good time at the eye doctor.
 {{qf|Ned}} Always do.
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 {{qf|Bart}} You could fix up the old [[Storytime Village]]. They've been out of business ever since that kid got his head cut off.
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-{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Tell you what, maybe I could donate the park, as a tax write-off.
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Tell you what, maybe I could donate the park, as a tax write-off.
 {{qf|Ned}} If you could do that, I'd make this place a shining beacon for the Lord.
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} Oh, you are so full of it! God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now get out... your pen and we'll make it official.
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} Oh, you are so full of it! God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now get out... your pen and we'll make it official.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It is with uh great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena or attraction.

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 {{qf|Ned}} I sure appreciate you folks offering to go through Maude's things. If it were up to me, I wouldn't throw anything away.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, don't you worry. We'll make all the hard decisions so you don't have to.
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} We can take whatever we want, right?
+{{qf|Bart}} We can take whatever we want, right?
 {{qf|Ned}} Yea-- What?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't listen to him. You just have a good time at the eye doctor.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Trilogy of Error|Children of a Lesser Clod}}
-{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ice cream at church? I'm intrigued, yet suspicious.
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-:''[Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]].]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow, look at all these flavors: Blessed Virgin Berry... Command-Mint... Biblegum...
-{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Aww you are so full of it!? ''[pause]'' God's grace that is. It's really sickening! ''[pause]'' There aren't more people like you. Now get out! ''[pause]'' Your pen. And we'll make it official.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream.
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-:''[Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.]''
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Mmm, hoy, mm... I've created the first intra-bovine ice cream maker. It makes use of all four stomachs, the first being filled with rock salt, then sugar, cream and of course, freon, so cold it burns me.
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-{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I'll have the darkety kind.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I've never seen a brain freeze this bad!
-{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} ''[moans]''
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Give me fifty CC's of hot fudge, stat. ''[to Nelson]'' Hold still. You're gonna feel a slight chocolatey sensation.
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-{{qf|Ned}} Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} So, uh, uh, where's your band?
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[nervously]'' Yeah... teenagers.
+{{qf|[[Rachel Jordan]]}} They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why don't you just stay at Ned's place?
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
+{{qf|Ned}} My place? What would the neighbors think?
 {{Season 12|Q}}

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 {{qf|Nelson}} Oh, that's it!
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-:''[Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]]]''
+:''[Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]].]''
-{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Aww you are so full of it!? ''[pause]'' God's grace that is. It's really sickening! ''[pause]'' There aren't more people like you. Now get out! ''[pause]'' Your pen. And we'll make it official.
 ----
 :''[Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.]''
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
 {{qf|Mootilda}} Moooo!? Muh uh!
-{{qf|Professor Frink}} Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Nonsense, you can do it! ''[cow kicks frink]'' Glaaven!
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 {{qf|Ned}} Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[nervously]'' Yeah... teenagers.
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Trilogy of Error|Children of a Lesser Clod}}
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': You can stop Satan with your faith.
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} You can stop Satan with your faith.
-:'''Nelson''': With my face? You calling me ugly?
+{{qf|Nelson}} With my face? You calling me ugly?
-:'''Ned''': No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
+{{qf|Ned}} No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
-:'''Nelson''': Oh, that's it!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Oh, that's it!
 ----
-:(Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]])
+:''[Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]]]''
-:'''[[The Rich Texan]]''': Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
 ----
-:(Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.)
+:''[Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.]''
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
-:(Cuts the ribbon and drives off.)
+:''[Cuts the ribbon and drives off.]''
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-:'''[[Cletus]]''': I'll have the darkety kind.
+{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I'll have the darkety kind.
-:[[Professor Frink]]: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
-:'''Mootilda''': Moooo!? Muh uh!
+{{qf|Mootilda}} Moooo!? Muh uh!
-:'''Professor Frink''': Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
 ----
-:'''Ned''': Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
+{{qf|Ned}} Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
 {{Season 12|Q}}

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