I'm Also Named Bort - Revision history

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = I'm Also Named Bort |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} |requirements = |characters = {{ap|Bort|boy}}, Milhouse, Wi..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = I'm Also Named Bort |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} |requirements = |characters = {{ap|Bort|boy}}, Milhouse, Wi..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = I'm Also Named Bort
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{ap|Bort|boy}}, [[Milhouse]], [[Willie]], [[Bart]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''I'm Also Named Bort''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} content update. It requires {{ap|Bort|boy}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bort's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them!}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Can I have a “Bort” license plate, Mommy? Mommy?}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Where'd you go, Mommy?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Cry for Mommy|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, why are you crying, kid?}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've lost my Mommy. And I really want her to buy me a Bort license plate.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, you almost never see those in stock. There are so many people named Bort these days.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Did you say your name is “Bort”? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|“Bart"? Is that even a real name?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I ‘unno. I'll admit, “Bort” seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole “B*rt” genre.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if we shop for Bort merch together, people will think I'm a Bort, too. I'd like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Do you think your friend Bart will be jealous?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Who? Oh, that guy. Ever since I met you, Bort, I'd kinda forgotten all about him.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Get Bort Merch|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Dang it! They got a new shipment of “Bort” mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Kids, be careful. With all these Borts around and no Bort merch, we could be looking at a riot.}}
{{Tapped Out Diane Icon}}
{{TB|We just can't keep up with the demand. Build another factory in China. Tell them to make nothing but Bort merch, twenty-four seven.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, meet Bort.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|“Bort”? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate?}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Bort is the single most popular boy's name in America. And the third most popular girl's name.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Want proof? I've got tons of stuff with my name on it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Proudly Display Bort Merch|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|If Bort is so popular, name me ONE famous Bort.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Okay… there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Those are all Barts!}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|They WERE. But when Bort totally blew up, they all had their names legally changed.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Get with the times, man.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Somebody burned the word “Bort” into the school lawn!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|There's “El Borto Was Here” graffiti all over town!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Do you know how many Borts there are in Springfield? It could be any one of thousands of suspects!}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|See, Bart? Your time is past.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The Age of Bort is here!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Throw His Name Around|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There never has been, and never will be, anyone named “Bort”.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And me!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And me.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Obviously, that means I'm going with Bort as well.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, fine! I'm a dinosaur! A relic of a Bart-friendly world that no longer exists.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
{{TB|Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as “Bort".}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Hug Bart|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Simpson, get your hands off Bort.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Whatever you say, Bort.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Bort? Oh, yes, I was briefly named Bort. But that name is soooo uncool now. Now everyone's going with Birt.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Bort is uncool?}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Diane Icon}}
{{TB|Blow up the “Bort” factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt.}}
{{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't believe it. The Age of Bort is over.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you made the most of it: you were a real jerk while you could be. I respect that.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I just met this AWESOME kid named Birt. He's so freaking cool. Later, losers!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Itchy & Scratchy Land}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = I'm Also Named Bort
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Bort Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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 |characters = {{ap|Bort|boy}}, [[Milhouse]], [[Willie]], [[Bart]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 {{TB|Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
-{{TB|Can I have a “Bort” license plate, Mommy? Mommy?}}
+{{TB|Can I have a "Bort" license plate, Mommy? Mommy?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Where'd you go, Mommy?}}
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|Did you say your name is “Bort”? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart.}}
+{{TB|Did you say your name is "Bort"? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
-{{TB|“Bart"? Is that even a real name?}}
+{{TB|"Bart"? Is that even a real name?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|I ‘unno. I'll admit, “Bort” seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole “B*rt” genre.}}
+{{TB|I 'unno. I'll admit, "Bort" seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole "B{{*}}rt" genre.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|Maybe if we shop for Bort merch together, people will think I'm a Bort, too. I'd like that.}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Get Bort Merch|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Dang it! They got a new shipment of “Bort” mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out.}}
+{{TB|Dang it! They got a new shipment of "Bort" mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|Kids, be careful. With all these Borts around and no Bort merch, we could be looking at a riot.}}
@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 {{TB|Bart, meet Bort.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
-{{TB|“Bort”? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate?}}
+{{TB|"Bort"? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
 {{TB|Bort is the single most popular boy's name in America. And the third most popular girl's name.}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TB|If Bort is so popular, name me ONE famous Bort.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay… there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott…}}
+{{TB|Okay... there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Those are all Barts!}}
@@ Line 87: / Line 87: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Somebody burned the word “Bort” into the school lawn!}}
+{{TB|Somebody burned the word "Bort" into the school lawn!}}
 {{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|There's “El Borto Was Here” graffiti all over town!}}
+{{TB|There's "El Borto Was Here" graffiti all over town!}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Do you know how many Borts there are in Springfield? It could be any one of thousands of suspects!}}
@@ Line 98: / Line 98: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Throw His Name Around|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|There never has been, and never will be, anyone named “Bort”.}}
+{{TB|There never has been, and never will be, anyone named "Bort".}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 {{TB|Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort.}}
@@ Line 118: / Line 118: @@
 {{TB|Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon}}
-{{TB|Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as “Bort".}}
+{{TB|Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as "Bort".}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bort Hug Bart|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
@@ Line 130: / Line 130: @@
 {{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Diane Icon}}
-{{TB|Blow up the “Bort” factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt.}}
+{{TB|Blow up the "Bort" factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bort Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I can't believe it. The Age of Bort is over.}}