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-:'''[[Milo]]:''' These books are meant to be read and enjoyed, not hoarded and then sold when you get divorced.
+{{qf|[[Milo]]}} These books are meant to be read and enjoyed, not hoarded and then sold when you get divorced.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' We're gonna be rich! We can finally afford to start a family!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We're gonna be rich! We can finally afford to start a family!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' We have a family!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We have a family!
-:'''Homer:''' A better one!
+{{qf|Homer}} A better one!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Who's stronger, the Thung or the Mulk?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Who's stronger, the Thung or the Mulk?
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-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' ''(to Milhouse)'' Nice work, Doctor Boo-Who. Your tears have smudged Wolverine's iconic sideburns. Hence, you must buy this comic. And the cost of your innocent accident is... $25, please.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[to Milhouse]'' Nice work, Doctor Boo-Who. Your tears have smudged Wolverine's iconic sideburns. Hence, you must buy this comic. And the cost of your innocent accident is... $25, please.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' But that's the money Yaya Sophia gave me for Greek Orthodox Easter.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} But that's the money Yaya Sophia gave me for Greek Orthodox Easter.
-:'''Comic Book Guy:''' ''(sighs)'' I hate when they tell me things about themselves.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sighs]'' I hate when they tell me things about themselves.
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-:''(Comic Book Guy has just noticed a new comic store that has opened up across the street.)''
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Philip K. Dick! It can't be! It's as if Superman moved to Gotham City!
-:'''Comic Book Guy:''' Philip K. Dick! It can't be! It's as if Superman moved to Gotham City!
+{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Which he did, in World's Finest Comics #94. (points to the comic.) See?
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' Which he did, in World's Finest Comics #94. (points to the comic.) See?
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} That was an imaginary story, dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by Supergirl's horse, Comet. It never really happened.
-:'''Comic Book Guy:''' That was an imaginary story, dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by Supergirl's horse, Comet. It never really happened.
+{{qf|Bart}} None of these things ever really happened.
-:'''Bart:''' None of these things ever really happened.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Get out of my store.
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-:''(A local [[Krusty Burger]] is being closed down.)''
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ''[sobbing]'' I can't believe the Labor Board is shutting me down.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' ''(sobbing)'' I can't believe the Labor Board is shutting me down.
+{{qf|Labor Board Official}} You lock your workers in at night!
-:'''Labor Board Official:''' You lock your workers in at night!
+{{qf|Krusty}} It's so they can't tell their stories!
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-:'''Bart:''' {{Ch|Alan Moore}}, you wrote my favorite issues of {{ap|Radioactive Man|comic}}.
+{{qf|Bart}} Alan Moore, you wrote my favorite issues of ''{{ap|Radioactive Man|comic}}''.
-:'''Alan Moore:''' Oh really, so you liked that I made your favorite superhero a heroin addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?
+{{qf|{{Ch|Alan Moore}}}} Oh really, so you liked that I made your favorite superhero a heroin addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?
-:'''Bart:''' I don't read the words. I just like when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't read the words. I just like when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?
-:'''Alan Moore:''' Ughhh.
+{{qf|Alan Moore}} Ughhh.
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-:'''Milhouse:''' Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favorite?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favorite?
-:'''Alan Moore:''' You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!
+{{qf|Alan Moore}} You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!
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-:''(Comic Book Guy bursts into [[Coolsville]].)''
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Attention, comic book aficionados! (points at Milo) This man is not one of us. (Comic Book Guy points at a girl named Strawberry and the crowd gasps.) He has a girlfriend!
-:'''Comic Book Guy:''' Attention, comic book aficionados! (points at Milo) This man is not one of us. (Comic Book Guy points at a girl named Strawberry and the crowd gasps.) He has a girlfriend!
+{{qf|[[Strawberry]]}} My name is Strawberry. My purse is a lunch box.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I really identified with the girls in Ghost World. They made me feel like I wasn't so alone.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I really identified with the girls in Ghost World. They made me feel like I wasn't so alone.
-:'''{{Ch|Daniel Clowes}}:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do you know anyone at Batman? 'Cause I really want to draw Batman, I'm awesome at utility belts. ''(he points to a picture of a utility belt)'' Check these out. This is where the Batman keeps his money in case he has to take the bus.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Daniel Clowes}}}} Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do you know anyone at Batman? 'Cause I really want to draw Batman, I'm awesome at utility belts. ''[he points to a picture of a utility belt]'' Check these out. This is where the Batman keeps his money in case he has to take the bus.
-:'''Lisa:''' Mm-hmm.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mm-hmm.
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-:''(Comic Book Guy is destroying Coolsville.)''
+{{qf|{{Ch|Art Spiegelman}}}} Oh, no! The store's in trouble!
-:'''Art Spiegelman:''' Oh, no! The store's in trouble!
+{{qf|Alan Moore}} League of Extraordinary Freelancers, activate!
-:'''Alan Moore:''' League of Extraordinary Freelancers, activate!
+:''[Art Spiegelman puts on a Maus mask.]''
-:''(Art Spiegelman puts on a Maus mask.)''
+{{qf|Art Spiegelman}} Maus is in the house!
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-:''(Homer explains his surgery to Bart and Lisa)''
+{{qf|Homer}} Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure so he can be more attractive to your mother.
-:'''Homer:''' Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure so he can be more attractive to your mother.
+{{qf|Bart}} You had your hot dog plumped?
-:'''Bart:''' You had your hot dog plumped?
+{{qf|Homer}} No! I had my stomach stapled!
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-:'''[[Opal]]:''' Marge, I thank you for creating Shapes. And, uh, my boyfriend thanks you, too!
+{{qf|[[Opal]]}} Marge, I thank you for creating Shapes. And, uh, my boyfriend thanks you, too!
-:'''Opal's audience:''' Oooooh!
+{{qf|Opal's audience}} Oooooh!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' When is Straightman going to pop the question?
+{{qf|Marge}} When is Straightman going to pop the question?
-:'''Opal:''' ''(obviously uncomfortable)'' Uh... uh... ''(to audience)'' You're all getting German cuckoo clocks!
+{{qf|Opal}} ''[obviously uncomfortable]'' Uh... uh... ''[to audience]'' You're all getting German cuckoo clocks!
-:''(The audience cheers)''
+:''[The audience cheers]''
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 :'''Comic Book Guy:''' Philip K. Dick! It can't be! It's as if Superman moved to Gotham City!
 :'''[[Martin]]:''' Which he did, in World's Finest Comics #94. (points to the comic.) See?
-:'''Comic Book Guy:''' That was an imaginary story, dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by Supergirl’s horse, Comet. It never really happened.
+:'''Comic Book Guy:''' That was an imaginary story, dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by Supergirl's horse, Comet. It never really happened.
 :'''Bart:''' None of these things ever really happened.
 :'''Comic Book Guy:''' Get out of my store.

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 :'''Krusty:''' It's so they can't tell their stories!
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-:'''Bart:''' {{Ch|Alan Moore}}, you wrote my favorite issues of {{ap|Radioactive Man|comics}}.
+:'''Bart:''' {{Ch|Alan Moore}}, you wrote my favorite issues of {{ap|Radioactive Man|comic}}.
 :'''Alan Moore:''' Oh really, so you liked that I made your favorite superhero a heroin addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?
 :'''Bart:''' I don't read the words. I just like when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?

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 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I really identified with the girls in Ghost World. They made me feel like I wasn't so alone.
-:'''{{Ch|Dan Clowes}}:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do you know anyone at Batman? 'Cause I really want to draw Batman, I'm awesome at utility belts. ''(he points to a picture of a utility belt)'' Check these out. This is where the Batman keeps his money in case he has to take the bus.
+:'''{{Ch|Daniel Clowes}}:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do you know anyone at Batman? 'Cause I really want to draw Batman, I'm awesome at utility belts. ''(he points to a picture of a utility belt)'' Check these out. This is where the Batman keeps his money in case he has to take the bus.
 :'''Lisa:''' Mm-hmm.
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