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 {{qf|[[Flanders]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Need some help there? You know, maybe you folks should come over and punker in our bunker. ''[the roof of Flanders' house is covered a tarp guy-wired to the ground. His tree is similarly protected]'' Oh, it'll be fun! We're gonna go through our old canceled checks and receipts and give ourselves an audit. Make sure we don't owe anything extra.
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Simpsons family]] has taken shelter in their basement.]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Simpson family]] has taken shelter in their basement.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm? ''[looks through a box]'' Oooh, a [[Rubik's Cube]]! Let's all work it together.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Okay, start with diagonal colors.

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 {{qf|Maude}} Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.
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-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the [[Barney's Bowlarama|Bowlarama]] is back in business at its new location teetering over the [[Carter-Nixon Tunnel]].
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the [[Barney's Bowlarama|Bowlarama]] is back in business at its new location teetering over the [[Carter-Dixon Tunnel]].
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 {{qf|Flanders}} I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff contradicts the other stuff! What more could I do? I feel like I'm coming apart here. I want to yell out, but I just can't dang-diddily-do-dang, do-dang-diddily-darn do it!

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 {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, Ned? Also, I believe Job was right-handed.
 {{qf|Flanders}} But, Reverend, I need to know. ''[puts both hands on Reverend Lovejoy's shoulders]'' Is God punishing me?
-{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Oooooh ''[removes Ned's hands, takes a step back]'', short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" ... with a "but." If you need additional solace, by the way, I have something or other by {{w|Art Linkletter}} in my office.
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Oooooh ''[removes Ned's hands, takes a step back]'', short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" ... with a "but." If you need additional solace, by the way, I have something or other by {{W|Art Linkletter}} in my office.
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 {{qf|Todd}} We got new clothes from the donation bin! ''[wearing a "Butthole Surfers" shirt]'' I'm a surfer!
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 {{qf|Flanders}} ''[sarcastic gasp of surprise to Lisa]'' Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[laughs]''
-{{qf|Flanders}} ''[to Wiggum]'' What do we have here? - The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got the bottom of, was a case of {{w|Malomars}}!
+{{qf|Flanders}} ''[to Wiggum]'' What do we have here? - The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got the bottom of, was a case of {{W|Malomars}}!
 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Malomars, oh ha ha. That's going in the act.
 {{qf|Flanders}} ''[to Krusty]'' Oh yeah, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh. ''[to Lenny]'' And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
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 {{qf|Dr. Foster}} Would you please tell your son to stop?
-{{qf|[[Nedward Flanders, Sr.|Flanders' Dad]]}} We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' {{w|Gene Krupa}} not to go ''[starts banging on the desk]'' "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!
+{{qf|[[Nedward Flanders, Sr.|Flanders' Dad]]}} We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' {{W|Gene Krupa}} not to go ''[starts banging on the desk]'' "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!
 {{qf|Dr. Foster}} You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's anger.
 {{qf|[[Capri Flanders|Flanders' Mom]]}} Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

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 {{qf|Dr. Foster}} The den? May God have mercy on us all!
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-{{qf|Young Flanders}} ''[barging in]'' Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! ''[hits the other kids]'' Bang! Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick...
+{{qf|Young Flanders}} ''[barging in]'' Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! ''[hits the other kids]'' Bam! Take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick --
-{{qf|Dr. Foster}} Hey! Stop it at once!
+{{qf|Dr. Foster}} ''[pulls him off]'' Ned! Stop it at once! Stop it!
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 {{qf|Dr. Foster}} ''[to a young Ned Flanders, climbing the bookcase and throwing down books]'' Get down from that bookshelf, please. Most of those books haven't been discredited yet!

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 {{qf|Homer}} Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
 {{qf|Flanders}} Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. ''[as partition slides down]'' Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
-{{qf|Dr. Foster}}  ''[to other doctor]'' Ah, he's still repressing. ''[into microphone to Homer]'' Maximum hostility factor. ''[partition slides up]''
+{{qf|Dr. Foster}} ''[to other doctor]'' Ah, he's still repressing. ''[into microphone to Homer]'' Maximum hostility factor. ''[partition slides up]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. ''[to the doctors]'' Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[looking at Flanders, speaking to doctors]'' Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronally.

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 {{qf|Maude}} Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the [[Leftorium]] and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} ''[on TV]'' Down here at Springfield Mall, a crowd appeared to have turned its rage… on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just south-paws in this rampaging mob.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} ''[on TV]'' Down here at Springfield Mall, a crowd appeared to have turned its rage... on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just south-paws in this rampaging mob.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house. Something incredible has happened.
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 {{qf|Flanders}} Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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-{{qf|[[Dr. Foster]]}} ''[on phone]'' Yes, Dr. Foster here… Ned Flanders? You're sure?… No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all! ''[hangs up]'' Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
+{{qf|[[Dr. Foster]]}} ''[on phone]'' Yes, Dr. Foster here... Ned Flanders? You're sure?... No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all! ''[hangs up]'' Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
 {{qf|[[Mrs. Foster]]}} I think they're in the den.
 {{qf|Dr. Foster}} The den? May God have mercy on us all!

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 {{qf|[[Flanders]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Need some help there? You know, maybe you folks should come over and punker in our bunker. ''[the roof of Flanders' house is covered a tarp guy-wired to the ground. His tree is similarly protected]'' Oh, it'll be fun! We're gonna go through our old canceled checks and receipts and give ourselves an audit. Make sure we don't owe anything extra.
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-:''[Simpsons family has taken shelter in their basement]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Simpsons family]] has taken shelter in their basement.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm? ''[looks through a box]'' Oooh, a [[Rubik's Cube]]! Let's all work it together.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Okay, start with diagonal colors.
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 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah we ran out of floorboards there, so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!
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-{{qf|Flanders''' ''[walking down an increasingly small and narrow hallway]'' Oh, something is definitely wrong with this hallway. ''[opens a 4-inch-tall door at the end]''}}Barney:''' ''[portion of his face shows through the dollhouse-sized doorway]'' Come on in! It's your master bedroom! ''[Ned shuts the door on him]'' Ow! My nose!
+{{qf|Flanders}} ''[walking down an increasingly small and narrow hallway]'' Oh, something is definitely wrong with this hallway. ''[opens a 4-inch-tall door at the end]''
 {{qf|Flanders}} Well, I've seen about enough.
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 :'''Flanders:''' Fabulous experience.
 :'''Homer:''' ''[about the Flanders' newly built house]'' Hope you like it, neighbor. We didn't have the best tools or all the know-how, but we did have a wheel-barrel full of love!
-:'''Apu:''' And a cement-mixer full of hope, and some cement.
+:'''[[Apu]]:''' And a cement-mixer full of hope, and some cement.
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 :'''Flanders:''' I don't know how I can possibly repay you! But if any of you ever need a favor, just look for the happiest man in Springfield! ''[pan over to a spunky man with a smile on his face in suspenders and a red bow tie]''
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 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[laughs]''
 :'''Flanders:''' ''[to Wiggum]'' What do we have here? - The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got the bottom of, was a case of {{w|Malomars}}!
-:'''Krusty:''' Malomars, oh ha ha. That's going in the act.
+:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Malomars, oh ha ha. That's going in the act.
 :'''Flanders:''' ''[to Krusty]'' Oh yeah, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh. ''[to Lenny]'' And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
-:'''Lenny:''' Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
+:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
 :'''Flanders:''' ''[to Moe]'' You ugly, hate-filled man!
 :'''Moe:''' Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
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 :'''Homer:''' Hey, I got off pretty easy!
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-:''[at [[Calmwood Mental Hospital]] ]''
+:''[at [[Calmwood Mental Hospital]]]''
 :'''Flanders:''' I just attacked all my friends and neighbors just for trying to help me. I'd like to commit myself.
 :'''Receptionist:''' Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming?
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 :'''Flanders:''' Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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-:'''Dr. Foster:''' ''[on phone]'' Yes, Dr. Foster here. … Ned Flanders? You're sure? … No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all! ''[hangs up]'' Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
+:'''[[Dr. Foster]]:''' ''[on phone]'' Yes, Dr. Foster here… Ned Flanders? You're sure?… No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all! ''[hangs up]'' Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
-:'''Mrs. Foster:''' I think they're in the den.
+:'''[[Mrs. Foster]]:''' I think they're in the den.
 :'''Dr. Foster:''' The den? May God have mercy on us all!
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 :'''Dr. Foster:''' Would you please tell your son to stop?
-:'''Flanders' Dad:''' We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' {{w|Gene Krupa}} not to go ''[starts banging on the desk]'' "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!
+:'''[[Nedward Flanders, Sr.|Flanders' Dad]]:''' We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' {{w|Gene Krupa}} not to go ''[starts banging on the desk]'' "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!
 :'''Dr. Foster:''' You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's anger.
-:'''Flanders' Mom:''' Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.
+:'''[[Capri Flanders|Flanders' Mom]]:''' Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.
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 :'''Homer:''' Y'ello? Yes? Mental hospital? Well, I don't know any Ned Flanders.
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 :'''Dr. Foster:''' Yes, that's very healthy, Ned.
 :'''Flanders:''' ''[ominously]'' And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run you down with my car.
-:''[the clapping dies down dramatically and everyone except for Homer looks worried]''
+:''[The clapping dies down dramatically and everyone except for Homer looks worried.]''
 :'''Homer:''' Heh heh! Ned, you so craz-ay! ''[Ned winks and he and Homer both laugh]''
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