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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone managed to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Well, sir, before I do anything, I stop and ask myself: "What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?"
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning lying in a warm, moist bed, because weekends are... Moist?! I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh Death, you're a life saver.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thank you, Death. May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King?
:'''{{ch|Death}}:''' I am not...
:'''[[Mona]]:''' Death.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Mom?!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Grandma
:'''[[Marge]]:''' So your alive?
:'''[[Mona]]:''' No. But I live on in Homer's dreams.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Just like my hair.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's Jennifer Aniston's hair on Friends.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wait, dreams have rules?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Everything has rules, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Not me, when I hit the dance floor.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We're actually entering Dad's dreams?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Yes, yes. You see, it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Why does Maggie have to go?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' hat am I, a babysitter?!

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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh Death, you're a life saver.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thank you, Death. May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King?
-{{qf|{{ch|Death}}}} I am not...
+{{qf|{{Ch|Death}}}} I am not...
 {{qf|[[Mona Simpson]]}} Death.
 {{qf|Homer}} Mom?!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎|Them, Robot}}
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone managed to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone managed to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Well, sir, before I do anything, I stop and ask myself: "What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, sir, before I do anything, I stop and ask myself: "What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?"
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning lying in a warm, moist bed, because weekends are... Moist?! I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning lying in a warm, moist bed, because weekends are... Moist?! I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh Death, you're a life saver.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh Death, you're a life saver.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thank you, Death. May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thank you, Death. May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King?
-:'''{{ch|Death}}:''' I am not...
+{{qf|{{ch|Death}}}} I am not...
-:'''[[Mona]]:''' Death.
+{{qf|[[Mona Simpson]]}} Death.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Mom?!
+{{qf|Homer}} Mom?!
-:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Grandma
+{{qf|[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]}} Grandma
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' So your alive?
+{{qf|Marge}} So you're alive?
-:'''[[Mona]]:''' No. But I live on in Homer's dreams.
+{{qf|Mona}} No. But I live on in Homer's dreams.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Just like my hair.
+{{qf|Homer}} Just like my hair.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's Jennifer Aniston's hair on Friends.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's Jennifer Aniston's hair on Friends.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.
+{{qf|Homer}} Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wait, dreams have rules?
+{{qf|Bart}} Wait, dreams have rules?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Everything has rules, Bart.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Everything has rules, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Not me, when I hit the dance floor.
+{{qf|Bart}} Not me, when I hit the dance floor.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We're actually entering Dad's dreams?
+{{qf|Lisa}} We're actually entering Dad's dreams?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Yes, yes. You see, it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Yes, yes. You see, it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Why does Maggie have to go?
+{{qf|Marge}} Why does Maggie have to go?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' hat am I, a babysitter?!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} What am I, a babysitter?!
 {{Season 23|Q}}