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 {{Comic story
 |title= House of a Thousand Donuts
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 |released= September [[2004]]
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 '''''House of a Thousand Donuts''''' is a ''[[Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror]]'' story first printed in {{BSTHOH|10}}.
 == Plot ==
-The [[Simpson family]] is on their way home from their tour of backwood diners. [[Lisa]] thinks it was their worst vacation ever. They stop at a gas station owned by [[Krusty the Clown]] because he won it in a poker game. Suddenly, [[Mr. Teeny]] grabs a sword and Krusty scolds [[Sideshow Mel]], who gave the monkey some vodka. [[Homer]] says that he is interested in fried chicken and Krusty says he can get it if he survives the ride, ''The Soul of Madness.'' Then Homer sees an ad for the House of Donuts and they go there instead, leaving Krusty behind. Sideshow Mel asks Mr. Teeny to release the automatic weapon just before he fires it.
+The [[Simpson family|Simpsons]] are driving along backwoods roads on a tour of backwoods diners, which [[Lisa]] says is their worst vacation ever. They pass by several hitchhikers, including Mexican wrestler [[El Superbeasto]] and one-time [[Academy Awards ceremony|Academy Award]] nominated actress [[Karen Black]], but don't stop to pick them up as there's not enough room in the car. They then come across [[Captain Krusty's Museum of Monsters-Madmen]] and decide to stop there because a sign says there's fried chicken available. The family enters the museum and is surprised to find [[Krusty]] hosting it himself. Krusty tells them that he won the place in a poker game, but it doesn't make enough money to hire employees, so he, [[Sideshow Mel]], and [[Mr. Teeny]] have to run it themselves. Krusty makes Mr. Teeny drop a knife he picked up, which he does when he drinks vodka. Homer asks about the fried chicken, and Krusty tells him they get the fried chicken after the ride. So, the Simpsons get on the ride featuring some of history's greatest monsters, both real and fictional. Before they finish the ride, Homer sees an advertisement for [[Doc Satan's House of 1000 Donuts]] and the family leaves to go there instead, forgetting to pay for the ride.
-They drive through the forest until they come to the House of Donuts, where they are welcomed by Karen Black and her family. Karen asks them to visit Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts, but before she barely has time to say anything more, Homer has eaten all the donuts in Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts. Black sends the family to Dr. Satan. As punishment, Dr. Satan takes Homer captive and dangles the children above the piranhas. Dr. Satan attempts to saw off Marge's brain and transplant the brains into his donut zombies, but before he does it he talks to Marge and is surprised that she is not afraid, because he tells her that Homer will save her. But Homer is too tired after 963 donuts but suddenly, Mr. Teeny comes into the room with a chainsaw and starts to saw down the donut zombies and Dr. Satan until they are all dead. Homer and [[Bart]] tell [[Marge]] that it was their best vacation ever.
+In the laboratory basement, Homer is locked in a cage, [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dangled above a tank of donut-fish, [[Maggie]] is left on a table, and [[Marge]] is strapped to an operating table. Dr. Satan reveals to the family that he has been transplanting human brains into his donut zombies to create minions who serve him. He then fills the human heads with jelly, turning them into obedient minions too. As he goes to cut Marge open, he realizes that Marge isn't scared. Marge tells him that she knows Homer will break out and eat all of his zombie donut people and save them. However, Homer tells her that he's still too full from eating the donuts in the museum. As the Simpsons resign themselves to their fate, Mr. Teeny breaks into the basement with a chainsaw and attacks Dr. Satan and his minions, killing them all.
-The Simpson family leaves the House of Donuts and meet Krusty, who asks if they have seen a drunk chimp. They tell him that he's drunker than a Kennedy and has a chainsaw. Krusty asks them if they want to go with him to his gig at ''The House of a Thousand Vegetarian Feminist Jazz Musicians'' and they accompany him there, and Lisa thinks that this will be their best vacation ever. Then Krusty reminds them that they did not pay for the ride ticket and the chicken, and starts to attack them with a knife.
+As they leave the building, everybody realizes that they actually enjoyed the vacation, except Lisa, who didn't do anything that she wanted to do. Krusty then pulls up in his car and asks if they've seen Mr. Teeny. After telling him about what Mr. Teeny did, Krusty decides to keep driving, but asks if anybody wants to go to "The House of a Thousand Vegetarian Feminist Jazz Musicians" in [[San Francisco]] with him. Lisa wants to go, so the Simpsons get in Krusty's car. Krusty remembers that the Simpsons never paid for their ride ticket, so he pulls out a knife to stab Homer.
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 == Plot ==
-The [[Simpson family]] is on their way home from their tour of backwood diners. [[Lisa]] thinks it was their worst vacation ever. They stop at a gas station owned by [[Krusty the Clown]] because he won it in a poker game. Suddenly, [[Mr. Teeny]] grabs a sword and Krusty scolds [[Sideshow Mel]], who gave the monkey some vodka. [[Homer]] says that he is interested in fried chicken and Krusty says he can get it if he survives the ride, ''The Soul of Madness.'' Then Homer sees an ad for [[the House of Donuts]] and they go there instead, leaving Krusty behind. Sideshow Mel asks Mr. Teeny to release the automatic weapon just before he fires it.
+The [[Simpson family]] is on their way home from their tour of backwood diners. [[Lisa]] thinks it was their worst vacation ever. They stop at a gas station owned by [[Krusty the Clown]] because he won it in a poker game. Suddenly, [[Mr. Teeny]] grabs a sword and Krusty scolds [[Sideshow Mel]], who gave the monkey some vodka. [[Homer]] says that he is interested in fried chicken and Krusty says he can get it if he survives the ride, ''The Soul of Madness.'' Then Homer sees an ad for the House of Donuts and they go there instead, leaving Krusty behind. Sideshow Mel asks Mr. Teeny to release the automatic weapon just before he fires it.
-They drive through the forest until they come to the House of Donuts, where they are welcomed by [[Karen Black]] and her family. Karen asks them to visit Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts, but before she barely has time to say anything more, Homer has eaten all the donuts in Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts. Black sends the family to Dr. Satan. As punishment, Dr. Satan takes Homer captive and dangles the children above the piranhas. Dr. Satan attempts to saw off Marge's brain and transplant the brains into his donut zombies, but before he does it he talks to Marge and is surprised that she is not afraid, because he tells her that Homer will save her. But Homer is too tired after 963 donuts but suddenly, Mr. Teeny comes into the room with a chainsaw and starts to saw down the donut zombies and Dr. Satan until they are all dead. Homer and [[Bart]] tell [[Marge]] that it was their best vacation ever.
+They drive through the forest until they come to the House of Donuts, where they are welcomed by Karen Black and her family. Karen asks them to visit Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts, but before she barely has time to say anything more, Homer has eaten all the donuts in Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts. Black sends the family to Dr. Satan. As punishment, Dr. Satan takes Homer captive and dangles the children above the piranhas. Dr. Satan attempts to saw off Marge's brain and transplant the brains into his donut zombies, but before he does it he talks to Marge and is surprised that she is not afraid, because he tells her that Homer will save her. But Homer is too tired after 963 donuts but suddenly, Mr. Teeny comes into the room with a chainsaw and starts to saw down the donut zombies and Dr. Satan until they are all dead. Homer and [[Bart]] tell [[Marge]] that it was their best vacation ever.
 The Simpson family leaves the House of Donuts and meet Krusty, who asks if they have seen a drunk chimp. They tell him that he's drunker than a Kennedy and has a chainsaw. Krusty asks them if they want to go with him to his gig at ''The House of a Thousand Vegetarian Feminist Jazz Musicians'' and they accompany him there, and Lisa thinks that this will be their best vacation ever. Then Krusty reminds them that they did not pay for the ride ticket and the chicken, and starts to attack them with a knife.

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-'''''House of a Thousand Donuts''''' is a ''[[Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror]]'' story that appears in {{BSTHOH|10}}.
+'''''House of a Thousand Donuts''''' is a ''[[Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror]]'' story first printed in {{BSTHOH|10}}.
 == Plot ==

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 == Plot ==
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+The [[Simpson family]] is on their way home from their tour of backwood diners. Lisa thinks it was their worst vacation ever. They stop at a gas station owned by [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] because he won it in a poker game. Suddenly, [[Mr. Teeny]] grabs a sword and Krusty scolds [[Sideshow Mel]], who gave the monkey some vodka. Homer says that he is interested in fried chicken and Krusty says he can get it if he survives the ride, ''The Soul of Madness.'' Then Homer sees an ad for [[the House of Donuts]] and they go there instead, leaving Krusty behind. Sideshow Mel asks Mr. Teeny to release the automatic weapon just before he fires it.
-The drive through the forest and came after a while to [[the House of Donuts]], which they are welcomed by the [[Karen Black]] with family. Karen asks them to visit Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts, but before she barely has time to say anything more has Homer eaten all the donuts in the Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts. Black send then the family to Dr. Satan. As a punishing captivates Dr. Satan Homer and shieling the children in a line above piranhas. Dr. Satan are going to saw off Marge's brain and trans-planting the brains into his donut zomibes so they wake up. But before he do it start Dr. Satan talking little with Marge and getting surprised that she is not afraid for he tell that Homer will save her. But Homer is too tired after 963 donuts but suddenly, came Mr. Teeny into the room with a chainsaw and starts to saw down the donuts zombies and Dr. Satan until they all are dead. Homer and Bart are now telling Marge that it is their best vacation ever.
+They drive through the forest until they come to the House of Donuts, where they are welcomed by [[Karen Black]] and her family. Karen asks them to visit Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts, but before she barely has time to say anything more, Homer has eaten all the donuts in Dr. Satan's Hall of Donuts. Black sends the family to Dr. Satan. As punishment, Dr. Satan takes Homer captive and dangles the children above the piranhas. Dr. Satan attempts to saw off Marge's brain and transplant the brains into his donut zombies, but before he does it he talks to Marge and is surprised that she is not afraid, because he tells her that Homer will save her. But Homer is too tired after 963 donuts but suddenly, Mr. Teeny comes into the room with a chainsaw and starts to saw down the donut zombies and Dr. Satan until they are all dead. Homer and Bart tell Marge that it was their best vacation ever.
-The Simpson family leaves the House of Donuts and meet Krusty which asking if the had see a drunk chimp. They tell him that he's drunker than a Kennedy and have a chainsaw. Krusty ask then if they want go with him to his gig on ''The House of a Thousand Vegetarian Feminst Jazz Musicans'' and they accompany him there, and Lisa tell then at this will be their best vaction. When they sit in Krusty's car remember him that they did not pay for the ride ticket and the chicken and starts to attack them with a knife.
+The Simpson family leaves the House of Donuts and meet Krusty, who asks if they have seen a drunk chimp. They tell him that he's drunker than a Kennedy and has a chainsaw. Krusty asks them if they want to go with him to his gig at ''The House of a Thousand Vegetarian Feminist Jazz Musicians'' and they accompany him there, and Lisa thinks that this will be their best vacation ever. Then Krusty reminds them that they did not pay for the ride ticket and the chicken, and starts to attack them with a knife.
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