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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{ShortPrevNextQuo|Football|Bart and Homer&#039;s Dinner}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} One of the most difficult of all human endeavors, the house of cards. Phew. :&#039;&#039;[Lisa and...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{ShortPrevNextQuo|Football|Bart and Homer's Dinner}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} One of the most difficult of all human endeavors, the house of cards. Phew.<br /> :''[Lisa and [[Maggie]] come in the room]''<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What you doing?<br /> :''[the house of cards falls over]''<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Real unique, Bart. A pile of cards.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Take it easy. Whatever you do, don't get the jitters. One false move, and you're a goner. You're too tense. Reeee-lax!<br /> :''[the house of cards falls over]''<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} You've got to learn to listen to our advice.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This is one small step for kid, one giant leap for kid-kind.<br /> <br /> {{Shorts Season 2|Q}}</div>

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