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 {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Look, it's the three wise dorks.
 {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey, this is '''our''' caroling turf!
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya!
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[angry]'' Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit!
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[in a sing-song fashion]'' Lii-saaa ... shut your mouuu-uuth.

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 {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire.
-{{qf|Milhouse}} But, Bart, we're singing "{{w|Angels We Have Heard on High}}", "{{w|Good King Wenceslas}}" ... all the classics!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} But, Bart, we're singing "{{W|Angels We Have Heard on High}}", "{{W|Good King Wenceslas}}" ... all the classics!
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[annoyed]'' C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us.

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} ''[admonishingly]'' Bart, I think your plan lacked the proper Christmas cheer.		{{qf\|Lisa}} ''[admonishingly]'' Bart, I think your plan lacked the proper Christmas cheer.
	{{qf\|Bart}} So it's Christmas cheer you want, eh? Last one back to Flanders' house is a rotten elf!		{{qf\|Bart}} So it's Christmas cheer you want, eh? Last one back to Flanders' house is a rotten elf!
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] is sitting on his bed reading a [[Throw Your Voice|book about ventriloquism]] when he's interrupted by [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]]. They are geared up for going [[Christmas]] caroling, as Milhouse has a songbook and Lisa is wearing a Santa hat.]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey, Bart, we're going Christmas caroling. Why don't you come with us?
-:'''Lisa''': Hey, Bart, we're going Christmas caroling. Why don't you come with us?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail?
-:'''Milhouse''': Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire.
-:'''Bart''': Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} But, Bart, we're singing "{{w|Angels We Have Heard on High}}", "{{w|Good King Wenceslas}}" ... all the classics!
-:'''Milhouse''': But, Bart, we're singing "{{w|Angels We Have Heard on High}}", "{{w|Good King Wenceslas}}" ... all the classics!
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time.
-:'''Bart''': Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[annoyed]'' C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us.
-:'''Lisa''': ''[annoyed]'' C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us.
+{{qf|Bart}} Free? Cookies?! ''[He jumps out of the bed.]'' Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me!
-:'''Bart''': Free? Cookies?! ''[He jumps out of the bed.]'' Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[cynically]'' Yeah, he's full of '''something''' all right ...
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-:''[The scene shifts to the [[744 Evergreen Terrace|Flanders home]]. [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]] have just finished singing "{{w|We Wish You a Merry Christmas}}" for [[Ned Flanders]].]''
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, you might say that song really blew me away in a manger! And since this is the third time you've been to my door, I'll get you a double helping of freshly baked cookies!
-:'''Ned''': Well, you might say that song really blew me away in a manger! And since this is the third time you've been to my door, I'll get you a double helping of freshly baked cookies!
+{{qf|Bart}} Can you put two cinnamon sticks in my hot apple cider this time?
-:'''Bart''': Can you put two cinnamon sticks in my hot apple cider this time?
+{{qf|Ned}} Can-doodly-do, Bart!
-:'''Ned''': Can-doodly-do, Bart!
+{{qf|Bart}} I can't wait to see what Flanders makes us next!
-:''[After being served, the trio walk away from Ned's house, munching on cookies. Bart also has his mug of apple cider.]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, we're supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not mooching off of Mr. Flanders!
-:'''Bart''': I can't wait to see what Flanders makes us next!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} '''I''' feel cheerful!
-:'''Lisa''': Bart, we're supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not mooching off of Mr. Flanders!
+{{qf|Bart}} See?
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-:''[The trio of carolers come face-to-face with a trio of bullies.]''
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Look, it's the three wise dorks.
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Look, it's the three wise dorks.
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey, this is '''our''' caroling turf!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey, this is '''our''' caroling turf!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya!
-:'''[[Dolph]]''': Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[angry]'' Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit!
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lisa]] tries to step forward to confront the bullies, but [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] hold her back.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[in a sing-song fashion]'' Lii-saaa ... shut your mouuu-uuth.
-:'''Lisa''': ''[angry]'' Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Trust us. They can crush anything.
 :''[Kearney gives Milhouse a wedgie, Dolph restrains Lisa, and Jimbo grabs Bart by the collar and menacingly raises his fist.]''
-:'''Jimbo''': We're takin' over your route, Simpson. Now which house is givin' out the cinnamon sticks?
+{{qf|Jimbo}} We're takin' over your route, Simpson. Now which house is givin' out the cinnamon sticks?
-:'''Lisa''': No, Bart! Don't tell them!
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, Bart! Don't tell them!
-:'''Bart''': Lisa, I don't think I have a choice.
+{{qf|Bart}} Lisa, I don't think I have a choice.
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-:''[Moments later, [[Milhouse]] is hanging from a mailbox by his underwear, [[Bart]] is stuffed head-first into a garbage can, and [[Lisa]] is buried up to her neck in a pile of snow. The cookies are scattered on the ground along with Bart's cider mug and Lisa's Santa hat. The bullies laugh as they walk away.]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[indignant]'' You bullies aren't going to get away with this! This is anti-Christmas! The only thing you're going to get for Christmas is a lump of coal in your stockings!
 :''[A lump of coal hits Lisa in the forehead.]''
-:'''Lisa''': Ow! Well, I guess I should've seen '''that''' coming!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ow! Well, I guess I should've seen '''that''' coming!
 :''[After extricating themselves from their situations, Bart and Milhouse dig Lisa out from the pile of snow.]''
-:'''Lisa''': Oh, Bart, now we can't carol anywhere. I'm sorry we dragged you along for this.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Bart, now we can't carol anywhere. I'm sorry we dragged you along for this.
-:'''Bart''': Lis, I'm about to give you an early Christmas present. I didn't send them to Flanders' house ...
+{{qf|Bart}} Lis, I'm about to give you an early Christmas present. I didn't send them to Flanders' house ...
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-:''[At the [[57 Walnut Street|Szyslak residence]], the bullies are singing "{{w|Silver Bells}}" for [[Moe]].]''
+{{qf|Bullies}} ''[singing]'' Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in the city ...
-:'''Bullies''': ''[singing]'' Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in the city ...
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[getting teary-eyed and sniffly]'' Christmas carols for me? Nobody's ever sung me nuthin' before. I think I'm gonna cry like a woman here.
-:'''Moe''': ''[getting teary-eyed and sniffly]'' Christmas carols for me? Nobody's ever sung me nuthin' before. I think I'm gonna cry like a woman here.
+{{qf|Bullies}} ''[still singing]'' Ting-a-ling ...
 :''[Unobserved by Moe and the bullies, [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]] are hiding behind a hedge next to Moe's house.]''
-:'''Bart''': Watch me throw my voice ... ''[using ventriloquism to make it sound like the bullies are speaking]'' This is to make up for all the [[Bart's prank calls|prank phone calls]] during the year!
+{{qf|Bart}} Watch me throw my voice ... ''[using ventriloquism to make it sound like the bullies are speaking]'' This is to make up for all the [[Bart's prank calls|prank phone calls]] during the year!
-:'''Bullies''': ''[perplexed, but still singing]'' Hear them ring ...
+{{qf|Bullies}} ''[perplexed, but still singing]'' Hear them ring ...
 :''[The revelation of the phone call confession suddenly dawns on Moe.]''
-:'''Moe''': Whuh--? That was '''you'''?!
+{{qf|Moe}} Whuh--? That was '''you'''?!
 :''[Now angry, Moe brandishes a meat cleaver and charges the bullies.]''
-:'''Moe''': C'mere, you rotten brats! All you're gonna want for Christmas is your two front teeth and a new spleen when I get done with you!
+{{qf|Moe}} C'mere, you rotten brats! All you're gonna want for Christmas is your two front teeth and a new spleen when I get done with you!
-:'''Bullies''': Aaaaah! ''[They run away screaming.]''
+{{qf|Bullies}} Aaaaah! ''[They run away screaming.]''
 :''[Behind the hedge, Bart gleefully takes in the scene.]''
-:'''Lisa''': ''[admonishingly]'' Bart, I think your plan lacked the proper Christmas cheer.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[admonishingly]'' Bart, I think your plan lacked the proper Christmas cheer.
-:'''Bart''': So it's Christmas cheer you want, eh? Last one back to Flanders' house is a rotten elf!
+{{qf|Bart}} So it's Christmas cheer you want, eh? Last one back to Flanders' house is a rotten elf!

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	:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] is sitting on his bed reading a [[Throw Your Voice\|book about ventriloquism]] when he's interrupted by [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]]. They are geared up for going [[Christmas]] caroling, as Milhouse has a songbook and Lisa is wearing a Santa hat.]''		:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] is sitting on his bed reading a [[Throw Your Voice\|book about ventriloquism]] when he's interrupted by [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]]. They are geared up for going [[Christmas]] caroling, as Milhouse has a songbook and Lisa is wearing a Santa hat.]''

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 :'''Bart''': Free? Cookies?! ''[He jumps out of the bed.]'' Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me!
 :'''Lisa''': ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, he's full of '''something''' all right ...
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