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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bartless|Pin Gal}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a>}} Dear God, to mitigate the smell of emulsified eggs and vinegar, we&#039;ll have to close the school f...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bartless|Pin Gal}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Dear God, to mitigate the smell of emulsified eggs and vinegar, we'll have to close the school for weeks.<br /> {{qf|Kids}} Yay! Awesome. That's great! All right!<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} You clearly misheard me. I said the school will be closed.<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} And we said, &quot;woo-hoo,&quot; &quot;awesome,&quot; and &quot;that's great.&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Announcer}} You're watching ''SportsCenter Classic''. Stay tuned for more exciting baseball scores from 1986.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} 1986. I was two years old then. Or was I 30?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Okay, so, if I have $500 in the bank, and your mother wants to take two-thirds of it to buy a purse, when her old purse is just fine...<br /> {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} You? $500 in the bank? What are you teaching him, science fiction?<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} No, real fiction, Luann. It's real fiction.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} So, the Van Houtens have always been losers.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Not true, son. Hey, your granddad once prepared a Caesar salad for [[Dean Martin]], right at the table.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} {{Ch|Shaquille O'Neal|Shaq}}, you suckered me again.<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Hey, hey, hey. I will not have you badmouthing Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal. Four-time NBA champ, rapper, actor, sheriff, restaurateur, black belt in Shaq-Fu, Shaq belt in kung fu, and now the Big Aristotle dominates the late-night airwaves. He is living proof that anybody can make their dreams come true.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} I'm here to officially protest the teaching of the [[Great Springfield Gazebo]] Disaster. It makes our children hate our town and me hate myself.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} For 30 years, we've been pleading with parents to get more involved. What the hell were we thinking?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Gloria Prince]]}} It's essential that all of Springfield's darkest chapters be taught. The [[Springfield Monorail|monorail]], {{Ch|Lady Gaga}}'s visit, and the gazebo collapse. If our kids aren't made to feel ashamed of the past, how will they learn to be ashamed of the future?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} I agree with the bald lady. Why does history have to be hurtful? Every book about [[World War II]] makes the Germans the bad guys.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, Dad, way to milk the rage-bucks out of the red hat crowd.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're pitting people against each other.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, that's what the T-shirt industry has always done, ever since &quot;I'm With Stupid.&quot; Now, Daddy's just giving &quot;stupid&quot; a chance to respond.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You said you'd only burn half the books.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Half? No way. This is all part of my plan to turn eyesores into pride-sores.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} It's time to rock out with your Kirk out.<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}</div>

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