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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Everyone, run for your lives! Giant women are on the attack! Find the biggest shoes and handbags you can to offer as a sacrifice before they...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Everyone, run for your lives! Giant women are on the attack! Find the biggest shoes and handbags you can to offer as a sacrifice before they kill us all!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, those aren't &quot;giant women&quot; on the attack... They're our new women's basketball team!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you've got to win those season tickets! I need to be exposed to as many positive female role models as I can!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So be it. If I can't earn my family's respect, I sure as heck know how to buy it! I'm gonna win that contest for you, Lisa!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now show me the new plays I asked you to draw up. They better be good!<br /> {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Uh... &quot;new plays&quot;, Mr. Burns? Is that what the whiteboard is for? I used it to write a haiku. Would you like to hear it?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey... Uh... Mr. Burns? How long we gotta stand up here acting as baskets?<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I could kill Homer for giving them this idea!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sherri Mackleberry]]}} Lisa, can we have your autograph?<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Can I carry your books?<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} C-c-can I have your sweaty socks after tonight's game?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You always said cheating was wrong, Lis. I know I've done my fair share of cheating, but at least I'm not a hypocrite. And I'm not a tattle either, but I'll never root for your team again.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What have I done?<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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