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:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's up with the fish, Professor Frinkenstein?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Behold, Simpsons children! I am on a mission to prove my hypothesis that this three-eyed aquatic vertebrate holds the secret to evolution!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's so Darwinian! How will you do it?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' I'll kick-start the fish's development with a nutrient-heavy solution of my own creation! It's Frinkian Miracle-Gro that augments the protein synthesis and the biognesis and the ribosomes and the dn[AY]
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Success! My research has legs!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But Professor, don't you think this is dangerous? You're altering the building blocks of life!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' All in the name of science! The possibilites for advances are limitless!
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Goog glavin! In order to contain this monsterous horde we'll need the help of the strongest, wisest men in Springfield!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Where are we supposed to find any of those?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' To Craig's list!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' All right! We need a plan to stop these creatures before they destory everything in Springfield!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, theoretically, we could introduce something into the fish's food supply that wil gradually slow the horde... or perhaps a natural predator will enter into the ecosystem. Granted, either of these options would take months, as natural selection is typically a slow process. We are as Dr. Oppenheimer famously put it, "Totally hosed."
:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Perfesser, at home I've gots me 30 young'uns. Possibly more... 30 is as high as I ever learned to count. Point being, if there's one thing I knows, it's how to corral a wild mob of hungry critters.
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:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Come on, fishy-fishies! Come get you some empty calories!

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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's up with the fish, Professor Frinkenstein?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What's up with the fish, Professor Frinkenstein?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Behold, Simpsons children! I am on a mission to prove my hypothesis that this three-eyed aquatic vertebrate holds the secret to evolution!
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Behold, Simpsons children! I am on a mission to prove my hypothesis that this three-eyed aquatic vertebrate holds the secret to evolution!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's so Darwinian! How will you do it?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That's so Darwinian! How will you do it?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' I'll kick-start the fish's development with a nutrient-heavy solution of my own creation! It's Frinkian Miracle-Gro that augments the protein synthesis and the biognesis and the ribosomes and the dn[AY]
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} I'll kick-start the fish's development with a nutrient-heavy solution of my own creation! It's Frinkian Miracle-Gro that augments the protein synthesis and the biognesis and the ribosomes and the dn[AY]
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-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Success! My research has legs!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Success! My research has legs!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But Professor, don't you think this is dangerous? You're altering the building blocks of life!
+{{qf|Lisa}} But Professor, don't you think this is dangerous? You're altering the building blocks of life!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' All in the name of science! The possibilites for advances are limitless!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} All in the name of science! The possibilites for advances are limitless!
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-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Good glavin! In order to contain this monstrous horde we'll need the help of the strongest, wisest men in Springfield!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Good glavin! In order to contain this monstrous horde we'll need the help of the strongest, wisest men in Springfield!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Where are we supposed to find any of those?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Where are we supposed to find any of those?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' To Craig's list!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} To Craig's list!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' All right! We need a plan to stop these creatures before they destory everything in Springfield!
+{{qf|Lisa}} All right! We need a plan to stop these creatures before they destroy everything in Springfield!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, theoretically, we could introduce something into the fish's food supply that wil gradually slow the horde... or perhaps a natural predator will enter into the ecosystem. Granted, either of these options would take months, as natural selection is typically a slow process. We are as Dr. Oppenheimer famously put it, "Totally hosed."
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Well, theoretically, we could introduce something into the fish's food supply that wil gradually slow the horde... or perhaps a natural predator will enter into the ecosystem. Granted, either of these options would take months, as natural selection is typically a slow process. We are as Dr. Oppenheimer famously put it, "Totally hosed."
-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Perfesser, at home I've gots me 30 young'uns. Possibly more... 30 is as high as I ever learned to count. Point being, if there's one thing I knows, it's how to corral a wild mob of hungry critters.
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Perfesser, at home I've gots me 30 young'uns. Possibly more... 30 is as high as I ever learned to count. Point being, if there's one thing I knows, it's how to corral a wild mob of hungry critters.
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-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Come on, fishy-fishies! Come get you some empty calories!
+{{qf|Cletus}} Come on, fishy-fishies! Come get you some empty calories!

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