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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Gulp? Gulp isn&#039;t good. What did I just [BUZZZZ] swallow? A bee! I swallowed a bee! I&#039;m going to die! ---- {{qf|Homer}} I&#039;ve got a [BUZZZZ] be...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gulp? Gulp isn't good. What did I just [BUZZZZ] swallow? A bee! I swallowed a bee! I'm going to die!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I've got a [BUZZZZ] bee in my throat! It's gonna sting me from the inside and I'm gonna [BUZZZ] swell up like a balloon and [BIZZT] die!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Gee, Homer, how will we be able to tell the difference?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, now isn't a good time to verbally abuse your father.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Please, Homie, be careful.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aren't I always?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Not really. ''[to Bart and Lisa]'' Come on, kids... Let's go inside! You shouldn't have to watch your father die.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} [SIGH] Just remember, kids, in case of an emergency, any button on the speed-dial calls 9-1-1.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Looks like your husband is going to be just fine, Mrs. Simpson... Though you may be getting a call from the Guinness people about the record number of bee-stings covering his body. Ah hee hee hee. I took some Polaroids for verification in case you need them.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, how could you possibly be so thoughtless?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Uh... Lots and lots of practice?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho, good neighbor. Wha'cha up to?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, not that it's any of your nosy business, Flanders... but my family and I have taken up the noble tradition of beekeeping.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Well, I've always been a strong believer that the family that plays together stays together, Homer. So you're building yourselves an apiary over there, eh?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Stupid Flanders. Didn't you hear a single word I said? I'm raising bees here, not giant gorillas.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Here you go, Moe. Enjoy.<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Gee... uh... thanks, Marge.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh. And don't forget to tell your friends.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Aw... Now dat's just cruel.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, why isn't this vehicle moving?<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} There appears to be a crowd of people blocking the street, Mr. Burns.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, can't you just run them over, man? I shall be late for my chiropodist appointment.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I'm afraid your attorneys are still dealing with the last time we did that, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hey, wha'cha doin', dude?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Just trying to coax the bees into making more honey faster.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Say what now? You're trying to sweet-talk them into working?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, these tiny little whips didn't get the job done so I'm trying a different approach.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, for the love of Pete!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Pete? Pete who? Marge Simpson, if you've been stepping out on me, I'll--!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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