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{{Title|Honest Abe}}
{{for2|[[Grampa]]'s wrestling alter-ego|Honest Abe}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Honest Abe
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|4th July 2013}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters =
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Honest Abe''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|4th July 2013}} content update. It requires [[Abraham Lincoln]] and [[Lincoln's Cabin]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers--}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|WHAT THE? WHERE DID GETTYSBURG GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS, AND WHAT’S WITH ALL THE BLUE HOUSES?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|Good glaven, it’s Abraham Lincoln!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|The cashing-in of so many expensive donuts must have opened a wormhole to the past, ensnaring our sixteenth President!}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|By Jingo, my good nerd! Are you talking about t-t-t-t…time travel?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|I am. Tell me -- in your own time period, have you ever had contact with the ancestors of the Simpsons?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|He did once. It was only a few lines of dialog, though. It’s kind of hard to see how that justifies him appearing here.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|It does seem odd. Odd and desperate!}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|This is a lot to digest. I need to relax, by doing the funnest, most rewarding activity in the world…}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". The task takes place at [[Lincoln's Cabin]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|r. Lincoln, did you know that our country now has its first African-American president? Pretty amazing, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, it took you long enough. I would’ve thought it’d happen by 1920. 1930 at the latest.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, there were some setbacks along the way...}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|No, no! You all go right on patting yourselves on the back for being a bit less racist after 150 years. Well done. Seriously, you guys rock.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Uh… hey look! Over there! Unsplit rails!}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Unsplit rails? Let me at ‘em!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". The task takes place at [[Lincoln's Cabin]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|So when do I get to go back to my own time?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|Soon. I just need to de-gloiven the hoyvenmaven, then it’s a simple matter of breaking every law of the physical universe, and pressing this big red button.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Excellent. Really looking forward to finishing up the Civil War, serving my term in office, then enjoying a long retirement.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me all weird?}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Feel Paranoid". The task takes place at [[Lincoln's Cabin]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|How come every time I mention how much I’m looking forward to retiring, starting an alpaca farm and living to a ripe old age, people get awkward and change the subject?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|So… how IS the weather in D.C. this time of year?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Now you’re doing it! Why? Are alpacas not a sound investment?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|You can be honest -- I’m not married to the idea. It just seemed like a fun way to pass my many, many Golden Years.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|...}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Feel Paranoid". The task takes place at [[Lincoln's Cabin]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|kay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|kay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Then I’ll use your public library to find the answer for myself!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Reach level 12 and Build Springfield Library" and "Make Abraham Lincoln Research Abraham Lincolns Fate". The task takes place at [[Springfield Library]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Unbelievable! Your library stocks nothing but romance novels and books of something called “Sudoku.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|That’s all anyone reads anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Kid, you gotta tell me what happens to me. Am I in danger? Do I die or something? Because I will do literally ANYTHING to prevent that.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Nothing is more precious to me than my life. I would gladly let the South win the war if it meant five seconds more of precious, precious living for Honest Abe.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|History remembers what a huge coward I was, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Uh… no. We have a pretty high opinion of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Great. Listen, I’m gonna get this beard trimmed. While I do, I suggest you seriously reconsider telling me the truth!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Reach level 15 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace" and "Make Abraham Lincoln Get a Beard Trim" The task takes place at [[Jake's Unisex Hair Palace]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Mr. Lincoln, I’ll make a deal.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|’ll tell you what happens to you if, as one of history’s greatest debaters, you give a few pointers to Springfield Elementary’s Debate Team.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Sure. Make your President jump through hoops before you answer a simple question. How patriotic of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|I’m precocious. It’s not a crime.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, when I get back I’m gonna MAKE it one. We’ll call it the Lisa Simpson Amendment.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Coach the Springfield Elementary Debate Team". The task takes place at [[Springfield Elementary]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Okay, Mr. Lincoln -- a deal’s a deal. Here’s what happens to you. On the night of April 14, 1865…}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|You know what? If what I’ve seen of Springfield is typical of the rest of America in {{Explain|2014|"2013" in original release}}, let some other sucker preserve this crappy Union. I’m staying here.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|I’m afraid we can’t let you do that, Mr. President.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Yeah, well good luck catching me. Lincoln away!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Lincoln Run For It!". The task takes place at [[Lincoln's Cabin]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln 's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Man, that Lincoln guy is fast! Did you see where he went, pal?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Uh, no! By my top hat, mustache-less beard and frock coat, I haven’t seen anyone matching the description of this “Abraham Lincoln.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Hey, you’re the him I was talking about!}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Drat! I need to modernize my look!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In". The task takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon|Shades‎}}
{{TB|Good day, kind sir. I wish to purchase a beverage from your fine establishment.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon‎}}
{{TB|I have never encountered such a polite customer. I can only assume there is something deeply wrong with you. Please do not kill me.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎|Shades‎}}
{{TB|You’ve got it all wrong! I’m just an average American from this time period. Like everybody, I enjoy “man caves,” candy and debilitating laziness.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon‎}}
{{TB|Wait! I know you! You are the man from the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny tray!}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎|Shades‎}}
{{TB|Curses! I must remember to be as rude and boorish as the rest of these horrible people.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|If it isn’t my boyhood pal, Abraham! Fancy meeting you here!}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|Hiya, Monty. Could you keep your voice down? I’m kind of lying low.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|Of course. Say, didn’t something happen with you at a theater a few years back? I thought I heard that.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|No, I’m fine now. Listen, do you think I could hole up at your place for a few years? Just until the heat dies down.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|I suppose that could be arranged. If someone were to take an interest in the large pile of unsplit rail in my backyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon‎}}
{{TB|It's a deal!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". The task takes place at [[Lincoln's Cabin]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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