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 {{qf|Lisa}} If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
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-{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now come and get your cat skins -- Uh, I mean sheep skins.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now come and get your cat skins—Uh, I mean sheep skins.
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 {{qf|Homer}} To- Audience -I - now - proclaim - this - new - burger... for sale.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart's Comet|Bart vs. Australia}}
-:''[Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} When Krusty wants to he can still blow 'em away.
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yes. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny.
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-:''[Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]''
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ''[to his aides]'' Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers... Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator... My house is dirty, buy me a clean one...
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-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} OK, we'll start off with the baggy—wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
+{{qf|Secretary}} ''[on intercom]'' {{Ch|George Carlin}} on three.
-{{qf|Homer}} Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
+{{qf|Krusty}} ''[on the phone]'' Yeah? Lawsuit? Oh, come on! My "Seven words you can't say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven words you can't say on TV" bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well exCUSE MEEEEEEEEE! ''[to his accountant]'' Give him ten grand.
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-{{qf|Krusty}} OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race...
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Stop it, you're killing me! ''[laughs more]'' Seattle.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Oh, come on. How about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?
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-{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins—er, I mean, sheepskins.
+{{qf|{{ap|Bill|Homie the Clown}}}} You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
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-{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Johnny Unitas}}}} So, what do you think of the [[Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System]] now, Angelique?
-:''[People get mad.]''
+{{qf|[[Angelique]]}} It's Krusterific, Johnny Unitas, but is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
-{{qf|Luigi}} I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]].
+{{qf|Johnny Unitas}} Probably.
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-:''[Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
-{{qf|Homer}} But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
-{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
+----
-{{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, [[Barney Gumble]].
+{{qf|Krusty}} Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p...wha? Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!
-{{qf|[[Legs]]}} The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh, I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
-{{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh—think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]!
+----
-{{qf|[[Louie]]}} The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
+{{qf|Krusty}} Okay, memorize these funny place names. [[Walla Walla]], [[Keokuk]], [[Cucamonga]], [[Seattle]]...
-{{qf|Homer}} [[Benedict Arnold]]!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[uncontrollably laughing]'' Stop it! You're killing me! Seattle... ''[continues laughing]''
-{{qf|Legs}} The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
+----
 {{Season 6|Q}}

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 {{qf|Homer}} Well, it was my major.
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-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} OK, we'll start off with the baggy—wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
 {{qf|Homer}} Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
 ----
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Stop it, you're killing me! ''[laughs more]'' Seattle.
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-{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins—er, I mean, sheepskins.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Luigi]]}} You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, [[Barney Gumble]].
 {{qf|[[Legs]]}} The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
-{{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]!
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh—think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]!
 {{qf|[[Louie]]}} The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
 {{qf|Homer}} [[Benedict Arnold]]!

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 {{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
+{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum.
 :''[People get mad.]''
-{{qf|Luigi}} "I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]]."
+{{qf|Luigi}} I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]].
 :''[People forgive him.]''
-{{qf|Luigi}} "Yeah, you see how you scum."
+{{qf|Luigi}} Yeah, you see how you scum.
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 :''[Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]''

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 :''[Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]''
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
 :''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music.''
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Clowns are funny.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Clowns are funny.
 :''[Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame.]''
-:'''[[Carl]] and [[Charlie]]''': AUGH! HELP US!
+{{qf|[[Carl]] and [[Charlie]]}} AUGH! HELP US!
 ----
 :''[Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]''
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
-:'''Homer:''' Thanks, honey. Bank shot! ''[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Thanks, honey. Bank shot! ''[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
-:'''Homer:''' Well, it was my major.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, it was my major.
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-:'''[[Krusty]]''': OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
-:'''Homer''': Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
+{{qf|Krusty}} OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
-:'''Homer''': ''[laughs]'' Stop it, you're killing me! ''[laughs more]'' Seattle.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Stop it, you're killing me! ''[laughs more]'' Seattle.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
 ----
-:'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
+{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
-:''(People get mad.)''
+:''[People get mad.]''
-:'''Luigi''': "I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]]."
+{{qf|Luigi}} "I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]]."
-:''(People forgive him.)''
+:''[People forgive him.]''
-:'''Luigi''': "Yeah, you see how you scum."
+{{qf|Luigi}} "Yeah, you see how you scum."
 ----
 :''[Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]''
-:'''Homer''': But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
+{{qf|Homer}} But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
-:'''Homer''': Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, [[Barney Gumble]].
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, [[Barney Gumble]].
-:'''[[Legs]]''': The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
+{{qf|[[Legs]]}} The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
-:'''Homer''': Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]!
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]!
-:'''[[Louie]]''': The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
+{{qf|[[Louie]]}} The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
-:'''Homer''': [[Benedict Arnold]]!
+{{qf|Homer}} [[Benedict Arnold]]!
-:'''Legs''': The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
+{{qf|Legs}} The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
 {{Season 6|Q}}

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 :''Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame''
 :'''Carl and Charlie''': AUGH! HELP US!
+----
 :''Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement''
 :'''Bart:''' Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
@@ Line 17: / Line 15: @@
 :'''Lisa:''' Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
 :'''Homer:''' Well, it was my major.
+----
 :'''Krusty''': OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
 :'''Homer''': Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
+----
 :'''Krusty''': OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
 :'''Homer''': [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
+----
 :'''Krusty''': Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
+----
 :'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
 :''(people get mad)''
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 :''(people forgive him)''
 :'''Luigi''': "Yeah, you see how you scum."
+----
 :''Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty''
 :'''Homer''': But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson!

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 :''Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music''