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 {{qf|Bart}} Dad!
 {{qf|Homer}} I see these kids now with "jive" printed on their shirts. Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive"...
-{{qf|Bart}} Dad? Please just drive the car, Dad.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad? Please just drive the car, Dad.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Nobody knows the band, [[Grand Funk Railroad|Grand Funk]]? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man.
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 {{qf|Homer}} That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-a-ry day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove!
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow, it's like [[Woodstock]]. Only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, it's like [[Woodstock]]. Only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a Rastafarian hat!

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 {{qf|Homer}} You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people...
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-{{qf|{{Ch|Billy Corgan}}}} Hey, Cannonball -- I like your statement: When life takes a cheap shot at you, you stand your ground. Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Billy Corgan}}}} Hey, Cannonball—I like your statement: When life takes a cheap shot at you, you stand your ground. Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
 {{qf|Homer}} Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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 {{qf|Gen-X kid 1}} I don't even know anymore.
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-{{qf|Veterinarian}} My God. Those cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach. From now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods, and when you lie in a hammock, please -- rest your beer on your head or your genitals.
+{{qf|Veterinarian}} My God. Those cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach. From now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods, and when you lie in a hammock, please—rest your beer on your head or your genitals.
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 {{qf|Bart}} So what's it like being famous, Dad?
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 {{qf|Homer}} Nope.
 {{qf|Bart}} What religion are you?
-{{qf|Homer}} You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life -- Christianity.
+{{qf|Homer}} You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life—Christianity.
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 {{qf|Stage manager}} Hello, bands. Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? C'mon, people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra... possibly while high. {{Chs|Cypress Hill}}, I'm looking in your direction.
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 {{qf|[[London Symphony Orchestra]] member}} We mostly know classical. But we could give it a shot.
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} And to think, Smithers -- you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} And to think, Smithers—you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."
 {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, Sir.
 {{Season 7|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Much Apu About Nothing|Summer of 4 Ft. 2}}
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I remember how it was for rock back in my day.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} So how 'bout those rainbow suspenders, huh?
-:''[1974. A teenage Homer sees some men by a van.]''
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad?
-{{qf|Man}} Check it out, dudes. I have hooked up a speaker system and strobe light to the van. Now we can rock wherever we want.
+{{qf|Homer}} Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?
-:''[The men groove to'' Frankenstein ''by the {{w|Edgar Winter|Edgar Winter Group}}. Homer joins them, but in a series of strobe shots it is shown he not welcome.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad!
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield High School]]. Homer is drinking from the water fountain.''
+{{qf|Homer}} I see these kids now with "jive" printed on their shirts. Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive"...
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[narrating]'' Back then we didn't care what anybody thought and the chicks found that irrestable.
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad? Please just drive the car, Dad.
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-:''[After the school bus is destroyed.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Nobody knows the band, [[Grand Funk Railroad|Grand Funk]]? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man.
-{{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''[to the kids]'' So uh, who's good at keepin' secrets?
+----
 {{Season 7|Q}}

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 :''[The men groove to'' Frankenstein ''by the {{w|Edgar Winter|Edgar Winter Group}}. Homer joins them, but in a series of strobe shots it is shown he not welcome.]''
 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield High School]]. Homer is drinking from the water fountain.''
-:'''Homer''': ''[narrating]'' Back then we didn't care what anybody thought and the chicks found that irrestable.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[narrating]'' Back then we didn't care what anybody thought and the chicks found that irrestable.
 {{qf|[[Sandra]]}} I think you're cool, Homer Simpson!
 :''[Sandra and her friend walk away from Homer.]''
 {{qf|Girl}} Sandra, that was mean!
-:'''Sandra:''' ''[giggling]'' I know!
+{{qf|Sandra}} ''[giggling]'' I know!
 :''[Simpson residence. Homer and Barney are singing'' {{w|You Make Me Feel Like Dancing}} ''by {{w|Leo Sayer}}.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} You make me feel like dancing!
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 {{qf|Homer}} No way man! We are going to be rocking forever...
 :''[Present day. Homer looks at himself in mirror.]''
-:'''Homer:''' ''[depressed]''...forever...forever.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[depressed]''...forever...forever.
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 :''[After the school bus is destroyed.]''
-{{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''(to the kids)'' So uh, who's good at keepin' secrets?
+{{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''[to the kids]'' So uh, who's good at keepin' secrets?
 {{Season 7|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Much Apu About Nothing|Summer of 4 Ft. 2}}
-{{qf|Homer}} I remember how it was for rock back in my day.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I remember how it was for rock back in my day.
-:''1974. A teenage Homer sees some men by a van.''
+:''[1974. A teenage Homer sees some men by a van.]''
 {{qf|Man}} Check it out, dudes. I have hooked up a speaker system and strobe light to the van. Now we can rock wherever we want.
-:''The men groove to'' Frankenstein ''by the Edgar Winter Group. Homer joins them, but in a series of strobe shots it is shown he not welcome.''
+:''[The men groove to'' Frankenstein ''by the {{w|Edgar Winter|Edgar Winter Group}}. Homer joins them, but in a series of strobe shots it is shown he not welcome.]''
-:''Springfield High School. Homer is drinking from the water fountain.''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield High School]]. Homer is drinking from the water fountain.''
-:'''Homer'''{narrating}: Back then we didn't care what anybody thought and the chicks found that irrestable.
+:'''Homer''': ''[narrating]'' Back then we didn't care what anybody thought and the chicks found that irrestable.
-{{qf|Sandra}} I think you're cool, Homer Simpson!
+{{qf|[[Sandra]]}} I think you're cool, Homer Simpson!
-:''Sandra and her friend walk away from Homer.''
+:''[Sandra and her friend walk away from Homer.]''
 {{qf|Girl}} Sandra, that was mean!
-:'''Sandra'''{giggling}: I know!
+:'''Sandra:''' ''[giggling]'' I know!
-:''Simpson residence. Homer and Barney are singing'' You Make Me Feel Like Dancing ''by Leo Sayer.''
+:''[Simpson residence. Homer and Barney are singing'' {{w|You Make Me Feel Like Dancing}} ''by {{w|Leo Sayer}}.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} You make me feel like dancing!
-{{qf|Barney}} I want to dance the night away!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} I want to dance the night away!
-:''A younger Grampa (although known as Abraham as he is not yet a grandfather) enters room.''
+:''[A younger Grampa (although known as Abraham as he is not yet a grandfather) enters room.]''
-{{qf|Abraham}} What the hell are you doing?!
+{{qf|[[Abraham]]}} What the hell are you doing?!
 {{qf|Barney}} It's called rocking out!
 {{qf|Homer}} You wouldn't understand Dad, you're not with it.
 {{qf|Abraham}} I used to be with it, until they changed what it was. Now what I am ''with'' isn't ''it'' and what is ''it'' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.
 {{qf|Homer}} No way man! We are going to be rocking forever...
-:''Present day. Homer looks at himself in mirror.''
+:''[Present day. Homer looks at himself in mirror.]''
-:'''Homer'''{depressed}:...forever...forever.
+:'''Homer:''' ''[depressed]''...forever...forever.
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-:''[After the school bus is destroyed]''
+:''[After the school bus is destroyed.]''
-{{qf|Otto}} (to the kids) So uh, who's good at keepin' secrets?
+{{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''(to the kids)'' So uh, who's good at keepin' secrets?
 {{Season 7|Q}}

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 (After the school bus is destroyed)
-:'''Otto''': (to the kids) So uh, who's gonna keepin at secrets?
+:'''Otto''': (to the kids) So uh, who's good at keepin' secrets?
 {{Season 7|Q}}

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 :'''Barney''': I want to dance the night away!
 :''A younger Grampa (although known as Abraham as he is not yet a grandfather) enters room.''
-:'''Abraham''': Will you cut that out?!
+:'''Abraham''': What the hell are you doing?!
-:'''Barney''':Geez, it's called rocking out!
+:'''Barney''': It's called rocking out!
 :'''Homer''': You wouldn't understand Dad, you're not with it.
 :'''Abraham''': I used to be with it, until they changed what it was. Now what I am ''with'' isn't ''it'' and what is ''it'' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.