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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Dangers on a Train|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the [[Belfast Charms]]!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the [[Belfast Charms]]!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' No! No, that's Bart's cereal. It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} No! No, that's Bart's cereal. It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins."
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
-:'''Lisa:''' That's not right.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's not right.
-:'''Bart:''' Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in ''The Wizard of Oz.''
+{{qf|Bart}} Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in ''The Wizard of Oz.''
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-:'''[[Selma]]:''' Well, he's not in the [[Boise]] morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to [[Kenya]].
+{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Well, he's not in the [[Boise]] morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to [[Kenya]].
-:'''Marge:''' You're talking about my husband.
+{{qf|Marge}} You're talking about my husband.
-:'''Selma:''' To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob.
+{{qf|Selma}} To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob.
-:'''[[Patty]]:''' Two to one says the Blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir.
+{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Two to one says the Blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir.
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-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky?
-:'''Man on the phone:''' ''(slowly and clearly)'' A man with a gun is in my house.
+{{qf|Man on the phone}} ''[slowly and clearly]'' A man with a gun is in my house.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Gibberish.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Gibberish.
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-:'''Marge:''' Homie, what happened to you?!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie, what happened to you?!
-:'''Homer:''' I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight.
-:'''Marge:''' Why didn't you call us?
+{{qf|Marge}} Why didn't you call us?
-:'''Homer:''' Well, all the pay phone at the [[Springfield International Airport|airport]] were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, all the pay phone at the [[Springfield International Airport|airport]] were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.
-:'''Bart:''' So many cookies will never be born.
+{{qf|Bart}} So many cookies will never be born.
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-:'''Marge:''' Dear Christian god...
+{{qf|Marge}} Dear Christian god...
-:'''Lisa:''' Hey!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey!
-:'''Marge:''' Sorry, dear god... You know which one I mean.
+{{qf|Marge}} Sorry, dear god... You know which one I mean.
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-:'''Marge:''' I been having snuggle dreams.
+{{qf|Marge}} I been having snuggle dreams.
-:'''Homer:''' Marge, I changed in Boise. I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I changed in Boise. I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink.
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-:'''Bart:''' I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
-:'''[[Annie Crawford]]:''' Agent Crawford, [[FBI]].
+{{qf|[[Annie Crawford]]}} Agent Crawford, [[FBI]].
-:'''Bart:''' You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.
+{{qf|Bart}} You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.
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-:'''Annie:''' Don't talk.
+{{qf|Annie}} Don't talk.
-:'''Homer:''' Okay.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay.
-:'''Annie:''' I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to.
+{{qf|Annie}} I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to.
-:'''Homer:''' Ooh.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh.
-:'''Annie:''' I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. Or you can just tell me what I want to know.
+{{qf|Annie}} I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. Or you can just tell me what I want to know.
-:'''Homer:''' What was the first one again?
+{{qf|Homer}} What was the first one again?
-:'''Annie:''' I see. You're stupid.
+{{qf|Annie}} I see. You're stupid.
-:'''Homer:''' Hey. I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey. I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women.
-:'''Annie:''' ''(gasps)'' You think I'm beautiful? Oh!
+{{qf|Annie}} ''[gasps]'' You think I'm beautiful? Oh!
-:'''Homer:''' In a breaking-and-entering kind of way.
+{{qf|Homer}} In a breaking-and-entering kind of way.
-:'''Annie:''' Well, give me something or I'm not leaving.
+{{qf|Annie}} Well, give me something or I'm not leaving.
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-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist chatter in this town, you come to me?
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist chatter in this town, you come to me?
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Lay off, Apu. When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Lay off, Apu. When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.
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-:'''Lisa:''' Dad?!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad?!
-:'''Homer:''' Huh? How'd you get in here?
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh? How'd you get in here?
-:'''Lisa:''' Girl Scout Cookies get you in anywhere.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Girl Scout Cookies get you in anywhere.
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-:'''Lisa:''' We did it, Dad. We did it.
+{{qf|Lisa}} We did it, Dad. We did it.
-:'''Homer:''' We sure did.
+{{qf|Homer}} We sure did.
-:'''Lisa:''' You weren't shot.
+{{qf|Lisa}} You weren't shot.
-:'''Homer:''' No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with William Holden and... ''(snoring)''
+{{qf|Homer}} No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with William Holden and... ''[snoring]''
 {{Season 25|Q}}

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 :'''[[Bart]]:''' The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
 :'''Lisa:''' That's not right.
-:'''Bart:''' Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in <i>The Wizard of Oz.</i>
+:'''Bart:''' Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in ''The Wizard of Oz.''
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 :'''[[Selma]]:''' Well, he's not in the [[Boise]] morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to [[Kenya]].

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Dangers on a Train|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms!
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the [[Belfast Charms]]!
 :'''[[Marge]]:''' No! No, that's Bart's cereal. It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins."
 ----
@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 :'''Bart:''' Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in <i>The Wizard of Oz.</i>
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-:'''[[Selma]]:''' Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya.
+:'''[[Selma]]:''' Well, he's not in the [[Boise]] morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to [[Kenya]].
 :'''Marge:''' You're talking about my husband.
 :'''Selma:''' To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob.
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 :'''Homer:''' I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight.
 :'''Marge:''' Why didn't you call us?
-:'''Homer:''' Well, all the pay phone at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.
+:'''Homer:''' Well, all the pay phone at the [[Springfield International Airport|airport]] were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.
 :'''Bart:''' So many cookies will never be born.
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 :'''Bart:''' I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
-:'''[[Annie Crawford]]:''' Agent Crawford, FBI.
+:'''[[Annie Crawford]]:''' Agent Crawford, [[FBI]].
 :'''Bart:''' You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.
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 :'''Man on the phone:''' ''(slowly and clearly)'' A man with a gun is in my house.
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Gibberish.
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 :'''Marge:''' Dear Christian god...

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 :'''Lisa:''' Hey!
 :'''Marge:''' Sorry, dear god... You know which one I mean.
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 :'''Bart:''' I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?