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		<title>Solar Dragon at 21:38, September 3, 2021</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Kang]]}} Kodos, I think I broke his brain. [Hmmpph] What should we do next?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Kang]]}} Kodos, I think I broke his brain. [Hmmpph] What should we do next?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon: Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}}  {{qf|Hilton Lakebottom}} Damn the tea man, just fetch me the kettle. {{qf|Henshaw Pinetree}} I say, Old Bean, did you just say DAMN THE TEA? It's roya...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;{{TabQ|nogags}}  {{qf|&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Hilton_Lakebottom&quot; title=&quot;Hilton Lakebottom&quot;&gt;Hilton Lakebottom&lt;/a&gt;}} Damn the tea man, just fetch me the kettle. {{qf|&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Henshaw_Pinetree&quot; title=&quot;Henshaw Pinetree&quot;&gt;Henshaw Pinetree&lt;/a&gt;}} I say, Old Bean, did you just say DAMN THE TEA? It&amp;#039;s roya...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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{{qf|[[Hilton Lakebottom]]}} Damn the tea man, just fetch me the kettle.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Henshaw Pinetree]]}} I say, Old Bean, did you just say DAMN THE TEA? It's royal blend, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Hilton Lakebottom}} Science before royalty, Henshaw. Just bring the kettle!!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Hilton Lakebottom}} Pinetree, did you finally defrost our iceman? He's... he's... he's... &lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Henshaw Pinetree}} Yes, he's alive. Alive and quite obnoxious.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Who... who's there?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Snitchum]]}} Nothin' ta be afraid'a. It's just Ol' Snitchum the caretaker. Just checkin' if you be needin' anything?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Homer}} I don't know you.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Ooohh, where are we going? I can't see anything through his sugarsack.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Snitchum}} Come on! An' quit makin' that god awful slurpin' sound.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Mmm... Sugar.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Hilton Lakebottom}} No more testing. I've exhausted every possible angle to prove my theories. I have to face facts... I was wrong. He passed all the physical testing but his mental capabilities do not measure up. No, I'm afraid to say he is more dimwitted than a monkey, unable to pass even the most rudimentary tests.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Heh, monkeys.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Gorilla}} Hu, hu... hu... Homer.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Homer}} Aahhhh!!!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Gorilla}} Don't be alarmed, Homer. I'm just a talking gorilla. Would you... like a banana?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|[[Kang]]}} Kodos, I think I broke his brain. [Hmmpph] What should we do next?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|{[Kodos]]}} Hee, hee. Let's have the talking Earth apes run experiments on him now. Hahaha!!&lt;br /&gt;
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