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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Whatcha doin&#039;, Homeslice? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Sport of kings, my boy. I&#039;m hanging the wallpaper! {{qf|Bart}} I thought mom gave you money to hire...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whatcha doin', Homeslice?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sport of kings, my boy. I'm hanging the wallpaper!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I thought mom gave you money to hire a professional.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Professionals! You know what professionals have gotten us?! The Titanic, the atom bomb, and sugar substitutes! Someone has to draw the line and that someone is me!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm guessing you took the money and spent it on beer.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's neither here nor there.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Now that we have that little unpleasantness out of the way, it's time to cut the wallpaper to size. Just even it up a little... Take a teensy bit off here... Hmm... Not quite even. Maybe a peensy bit off there... Okay, then a teensy more here, peensy more there... Still not right. Teensy more... Peensy more... Teense!... Peensy! YAAAARGH!!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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