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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Heh-heh. I&#039;m a genius. The raccoon can&#039;t get the trash now! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Homer... ...We can&#039;t drive like this! You can&#039;t keep the garbage in...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Heh-heh. I'm a genius. The raccoon can't get the trash now!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer... ...We can't drive like this! You can't keep the garbage in the backseat of the car!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, I'm not an idiot. The trash is in the backseat, the garbage is in the trunk.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} We can't live like this.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, if you have a better way to keep the raccoon out of our trash, I'd like to hear it.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'll help you, Dad, but only if you promise to use humane methods.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Humane? Oh. Are clubs considered humane?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} All right, we'll try it your way.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aw, this trap stinks! Why couldn't we get the one with the spikes?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's a humane trap. It's non-lethal so the raccoon doesn't get hurt.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Pfft. Why don't I just build him a house while I'm at it?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Heh-heh-heh! Take that raccoon! Now it's off to Springfield Animal Control! No more pork chops where you'll be goin' and-- Don't look at me like that. I know using a pork chop as bait was low. I was getting pretty hungry, too. That's just the way I like to eat them too. With my hands. Aw, how can I turn you in?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer! If you have to adopt the raccoon, can't he stay outside with the trash?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, that raccoon is like family to me now. Besides, you don't want to get him upset. His bite could give you rabies. And he loves to bite people.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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