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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} ...Mumble...Grumble...Stupid cocktail weenies...What kind of drink is that?...Mumble...Grumble... {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} [YAWN!] Homer, wake up. I thi...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...Mumble...Grumble...Stupid cocktail weenies...What kind of drink is that?...Mumble...Grumble...<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} [YAWN!] Homer, wake up. I think there's someone outside.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, I can't sleep. And I have a big math test to fail tomorrow.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Your father's taking care of it now. Homer, that noise is waking up everyone in the house.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Flanders! Why don't you go through your neighbor's trash at a decent hour like the rest of us! Flanders?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's going on?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Lisa! There's a cat in our trashcans! And it's wearing a mask!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} That's a raccoon, Dad. They're rodents. He was only looking for food.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, honey. Daddy will kill the big scary rat.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you can't kill the raccoon! It's inhumane!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Daddy's not a monster. I'm going to crush the raccoon's skull the humane way.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Can't help but notice you've got an anvil suspended over my new trashcans.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You can't expect me to use my trashcans. Your trashcans are the thing—you know, like in an experiment.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} You mean &quot;the control element&quot;?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yes! Thank you. That's why I can't destroy my trashcans.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} All right, raccoon. You've forced us to use &quot;Plan B.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I am not putting on a dress and &quot;making eyes&quot; at the raccoon, Homer!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} All right then, raccoon...you've forced me to use a plan...without my son!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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