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 :''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair.]''
 {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
-{{qf|[[Rex]]}} Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly.
+{{qf|[[Rex]]}} Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definitely.
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Huh?
 {{qf|Rex}} ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!

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 {{qf|Homer, [[Marge]], [[Bart]]}} ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa!
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-:''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair]''
+:''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair.]''
 {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
 {{qf|[[Rex]]}} Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly.
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Huh?
 {{qf|Rex}} ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
-:''[Wiggum stands up]''
+:''[Wiggum stands up.]''
-{{qf|Rex}} ''[To Wiggum]'' Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
+{{qf|Rex}} ''[to Wiggum]'' Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Well... No, no, I guess not.
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 {{qf|Marge}} No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh honey you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in [[Georgia]]? ''[Marge murmurs disappointingly]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}

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 {{qf|Homer, [[Marge]], [[Bart]]}} ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa!
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 :''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair]''
 {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|My Sister, My Sitter|Grade School Confidential}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[toasting]'' To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[toasting]'' To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
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+{{qf|Homer}} I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
-:'''Homer''': I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
+{{qf|Clerk}} Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
-:'''Clerk''': Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
+{{qf|Homer}} I said ''42!''
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+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
+{{qf|Homer, [[Marge]], [[Bart]]}} ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa!
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 :''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair]''
-:'''[[Wiggum]]''': Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
+{{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
-:'''[[Rex]]''': Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly.
+{{qf|[[Rex]]}} Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly.
-:'''Wiggum''': Huh?
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Huh?
-:'''Rex''': ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
+{{qf|Rex}} ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
 :''[Wiggum stands up]''
-:'''Rex''': ''[To Wiggum]'' Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
+{{qf|Rex}} ''[To Wiggum]'' Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
-:'''Wiggum''': Well... No, no, I guess not.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Well... No, no, I guess not.
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+{{qf|Bart}} ''[drunkly to the camera]'' What are you looking at?
-:'''Bart''': ''[drunkly to the camera]'' What are you looking at?
+{{qf|[[Kent]]}} 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
-:'''[[Kent]]''': 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm going out to [[Moe's]] for a couple of beers.
-:'''Bart''': I'm going out to [[Moe's]] for a couple of beers.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'll come with you.
-:'''Homer''': I'll come with you.
+{{qf|Marge}} No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
-:'''Marge''': No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh honey you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in [[Georgia]]? ''[Marge murmurs disappointingly]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|My Sister, My Sitter|Grade School Confidential}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''(toasting)'' To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
+:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[toasting]'' To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
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 :'''Homer''': I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
 :'''Clerk''': Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
-:'''Homer''': I said '''''42!'''''
+:'''Homer''': I said ''42!''
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 :'''Lisa''': Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
-:'''Homer, Marge, Bart''': ''(in unison)'' Go to your room Lisa!
+:'''Homer, Marge, Bart''': ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa!
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-:''(Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws the TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his stool)''
 :'''Wiggum''': Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
-:'''Rex''': Rex Banner. I running this department now. Wiggum you're out suspended definetly.
+:'''Rex''': Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly.
 :'''Wiggum''': Huh?
-:'''Rex''': (To Eddie) Tuck in that shirt! (To Lou) Get those shoes shining! (To an unidentified officer) Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
+:'''Rex''': ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
-:''(Wiggum stands up)''
+:''[Wiggum stands up]''
-:'''Rex''': (To Wiggum) Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
+:'''Rex''': ''[To Wiggum]'' Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
-:'''Wiggum''': Well (pause) No,no,no...i guess not.(leaves the station sadly)
+:'''Wiggum''': Well... No, no, I guess not.
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-:'''Bart''': (drunkly to the camera) What are you looking at? (Marge leads him away from the camera)
-:'''Kent''': "What are you looking at?" The innocent words of a drunken child. (to Bart) Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
+:'''Bart''': ''[drunkly to the camera]'' What are you looking at?
-:'''Bart''': (stands up from the couch) I'm going out to Moes for couple of beers.
+:'''Kent''': 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
-:'''Homer''': (stands up) I'll come with you.
+:'''Bart''': I'm going out to [[Moe's]] for a couple of beers.
-:'''Marge''': (stops them both) No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
+:'''Homer''': I'll come with you.
-:'''Homer''': Oh honey you're not the worst mother. what about that freezer lady at Georgia? (Marge murmurs disappointingly)
+:'''Marge''': No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
 {{Season 8|Q}}