Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment/Quotes - Revision history

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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[about Hell]'' Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
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-:''[Master bedroom. Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.]''
+:''[In the master bedroom, Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, this illegal cable hookup is wrong. If you really want cable in this house we ought to subscribe to it.
 {{qf|Homer}} I cannot afford it!
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[Sticks foot over floor]'' It's coming down. My foot, it's--
 {{qf|Marge}} No!
-{{qf|Homer}} That's it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)
+{{qf|Homer}} That's it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. ''[slams foot down]''
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 :''[Bart and the family watch TV.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} Oh, cool! This is where "Jaws" eats the boat! ... Man, this is where "Die Hard" jumps through the window. ... ''[Laughs]'' Whoa! This is where "Wall Street" gets arrested! '[[chuckles]]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, cool! This is where "Jaws" eats the boat! ... Man, this is where "Die Hard" jumps through the window. ... ''[Laughs]'' Whoa! This is where "Wall Street" gets arrested! ''[chuckles]''
 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} ''[about the cable TV man]'' I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE!
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@@ Line 32: / Line 33: @@
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 :''[When Marge and the kids come home from shopping.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, hey, hey. Family, family, come here. I have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable!
 {{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Cable!? ''[they excitedly clamour in front of the TV.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} That's right, 68 channels. MTV for the kids, ''[to Marge]'' VH-1 for us. Sixteen hundred hours of quality programming, every day!
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, we've talked about cable before. Do you really think we can afford it?
-{{qf|Homer}} '[[chuckles]]'' Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that.
 {{qf|Marge}} Mmm. Are you sure this is legal?
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, Marge. Take a look at this. ''[hands Marge a pamphlet entitled, "So, You've Decided To Steal Cable."]''

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 {{qf|Homer}} And did you pay for those clothes you're wearing?
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, I didn't.
-{{qf|Homer}} Well, run for the hills, {{W|Ma Barker}}! Before I call the [[FBI|Feds]]!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, run for the hills, [[Ma Barker]]! Before I call the [[FBI|Feds]]!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, thank you, honey.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, what are you doing?
 {{qf|Marge}} What, what do you mean?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you remember the eighth commandment?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you remember the 8th Commandment?
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, of course. It's thou shalt not um not covet, um, graven images, something about covet...
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[shouts]'' THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!!
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 {{qf|Homer}} And did you pay for those clothes you're wearing?
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, I didn't.
-{{qf|Homer}} Well, run for the hills, Ma Barker! Before I call the Feds!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, run for the hills, {{W|Ma Barker}}! Before I call the [[FBI|Feds]]!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, thank you, honey.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong, so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes that others will follow my example. That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter. Thank you for your time.
-{{qf|Homer}} Hey, Lisa... "Racing From Belmont"? Horsies!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, Lisa... "Racing From {{W|Belmont Park|Belmont}}"? Horsies!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Sorry, I'd rather go to [[heaven]].
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[about Lisa]'' There's something wrong with that kid. She's so moral. Why can't she be more like... well, not like Bart...
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 {{qf|Homer}} I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions. Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2: I'm not very fond of any of you.
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[begging Homer not to cut the cable]'' Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball. Joe Franklin!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[begging Homer not to cut the cable]'' Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. [[Atlanta Braves]] baseball. [[Joe Franklin]]!
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@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, thank you, honey.
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-;;''[at work in the showers]'';;
+:''[at work in the showers]''
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey, big fight coming up.
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, big fight coming up.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
 {{qf|Lenny}} Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight, we can watch the still photos on the 11:00 news.
 {{qf|Carl}} Not too shabby!

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 {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God. He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi. His boob tube. And his instant pizza-pie.
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-{{qf|[[Miss Allbright]]}} Today's topic will be Hell.
+{{qf|[[Ms. Albright]]}} Today's topic will be Hell.
 {{qf|Kids}} Ooh.
 {{qf|Bart}} All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness. Finally, we get to the good stuff.
-{{qf|Miss Allbright}} Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would die.
+{{qf|Ms. Albright}} Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would die.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[raises his hand]'' Oh, Miss Allbright.
-{{qf|Miss Allbright}} Yes, Bart.
+{{qf|Ms. Albright}} Yes, Bart.
 {{qf|Bart}} Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
-{{qf|Miss Allbright}} No.
+{{qf|Ms. Albright}} No.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[raises his hand]''
-{{qf|Miss Allbright}} Yes, Bart.
+{{qf|Ms. Albright}} Yes, Bart.
 {{qf|Bart}} Are there pirates in hell?
-{{qf|Miss Allbright}} Yes. Thousands of them.
+{{qf|Ms. Albright}} Yes. Thousands of them.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[rubs his hands]'' Hoo hoo, baby!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Bart!
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, that's what we learned about. I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell unless I say "hell," can I?
-{{qf|Homer}} Eh, The lad has a point.
+{{qf|Homer}} Eh, the lad has a point.
 {{qf|Bart}} Hell, yes!
 {{qf|Marge}} Bart!
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 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, big fight coming up.
-:'''[[Carl''']]: Yea, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
+:'''[[Carl]]''': Yeah, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
 {{qf|Lenny}} Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight, we can watch the still photos on the 11:00 news.

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 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, this illegal cable hookup is wrong. If you really want cable in this house we ought to subscribe to it.
 {{qf|Homer}} I cannot afford it!
-{{qf|Marge}} But Homer, I’m afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.
+{{qf|Marge}} But Homer, I'm afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[sternly]'' Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.
 {{qf|Marge}} No--
 {{qf|Homer}} But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I'm sorry. I think it's coming down.
 {{qf|Marge}} No, Homer! Not--
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[Sticks foot over floor]'' It’s coming down. My foot, it’s--
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[Sticks foot over floor]'' It's coming down. My foot, it's--
 {{qf|Marge}} No!
-{{qf|Homer}} That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)
+{{qf|Homer}} That's it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)
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 :''[Bart and the family watch TV.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … ''[Laughs]'' Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! '[[chuckles]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, cool! This is where "Jaws" eats the boat! ... Man, this is where "Die Hard" jumps through the window. ... ''[Laughs]'' Whoa! This is where "Wall Street" gets arrested! '[[chuckles]]''
 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} ''[about the cable TV man]'' I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE!
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 {{qf|Homer}} That's right, 68 channels. MTV for the kids, ''[to Marge]'' VH-1 for us. Sixteen hundred hours of quality programming, every day!
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, we've talked about cable before. Do you really think we can afford it?
-{{qf|Homer}} '[[chuckles]'' Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that.
+{{qf|Homer}} '[[chuckles]]'' Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that.
 {{qf|Marge}} Mmm. Are you sure this is legal?
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, Marge. Take a look at this. ''[hands Marge a pamphlet entitled, "So, You've Decided To Steal Cable."]''
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[Reads from pamphlet]'' "Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run movies. Fact: Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less, and are repeated ad nauseam."
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[watching cable TV]'' Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! ''[later]'' Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. ''laughs]'' ''[later]'' Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! ''[chuckles]''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[watching cable TV]'' Oh, cool! This is where "Jaws" eats the boat! ''[later]'' Man, this is where "Die Hard" jumps through the window. ''laughs]'' ''[later]'' Whoa! This is where "Wall Street" gets arrested! ''[chuckles]''
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 {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God. He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi. His boob tube. And his instant pizza-pie.
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 :''[In bed, Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.]''
-{{qf|Marge}} But Homer, I’m afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.
+{{qf|Marge}} But Homer, I'm afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[sternly]'' Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.
 {{qf|Marge}} No--
 {{qf|Homer}} But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I'm sorry. I think it's coming down.
 {{qf|Marge}} No, Homer! Not--
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[sticks foot over floor]'' It’s coming down. My foot, it’s--
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[sticks foot over floor]'' It's coming down. My foot, it's--
 {{qf|Marge}} No!
-{{qf|Homer}} That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. ''[Slams foot down]''
+{{qf|Homer}} That's it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. ''[Slams foot down]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.