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 :''[Smithers approaches Mr. Burns with a personal request.]''
 {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} I need some time off. You know, I've been writing a [[Malibu Stacy: The Musical|musical]] about the [[Malibu Stacy]] doll -
-{{qf|[[Burns]]}} ''[incredulous, cutting Smithers off]'' A show about a doll? ''[laughs]'' Why not write a musical about {{W2|Cats|musical|the common cat}}? Or the {{w|The King and I|King of Siam}}? Give it up, Smithers.
+{{qf|[[Burns]]}} ''[incredulous, cutting Smithers off]'' A show about a doll? ''[laughs]'' Why not write a musical about {{W2|Cats|musical|the common cat}}? Or the {{W|The King and I|King of Siam}}? Give it up, Smithers.
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 :''[With Smithers away, Mr. Burns wanders around the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|power plant]] looking for ways to amuse himself. He spies a vending machine stocked with candy.]''
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 :''[Homer asks Mr. Burns for a raise, and Burns puts him to work as his official "prank monkey". They go into action at [[The Android's Dungeon]].]''
-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[eating pink marshmallow {{w|Peeps}}]'' Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred. ''[sighs]'' If only the real chicks went down this easy.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[eating pink marshmallow {{W|Peeps}}]'' Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred. ''[sighs]'' If only the real chicks went down this easy.
 :''[From outside the store, Burns and Homer watch Comic Book Guy.]''
 {{qf|Burns}} Look at that comic book fellow, calmly eating candy like a Spaniard. ''[hands Homer a briefcase]'' Time for monkey to shine.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[enters the store]'' I'd like to buy a mint condition ''[[Spider-Man]] #1'', please.
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' And I'd like an hour on the holodeck with {{w|Seven of Nine}}.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' And I'd like an hour on the holodeck with {{W|Seven of Nine}}.
 :''[Homer sets the briefcase on the counter and opens it, revealing that it's full of money.]''
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Saturn's rings! Let me get that for you.
 :''[Comic Book Guy pulls a key from under his shirt, enters a combination into a keypad, and inserts the key into a lock. A sealed container with the comic (priced at $20,000) emerges from the counter. Painstakingly, delicately, and almost reverently, Comic Book Guy removes the comic from the container with a pair of tongs. Still grasping the comic with the tongs, he holds it out to Homer.]''
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Paper bag, or triple {{w|Mylar}}?
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Paper bag, or triple {{W|Mylar}}?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[takes the comic]'' Ehh, no thanks, I'll just eat it here.
 :''[He tears a page out of the comic and eats it.]''

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 :''[Homer envisions himself standing in a bank lobby with a snooty banker.]''
 {{qf|Banker}} ''[condescendingly]'' Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[gesturing offscreen]'' Get 'im, [[Sheeba (Homer vs. Dignity)|Sheeba]]! ''[A panther leaps onscreen and savagely mauls the banker while Homer laughs.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[gesturing offscreen]'' Get 'im, {{ap|Sheeba|Homer vs. Dignity}}! ''[A panther leaps onscreen and savagely mauls the banker while Homer laughs.]''
 :''[Back to reality.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I'm on board.

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 :''[From outside the store, Burns and Homer watch Comic Book Guy.]''
 {{qf|Burns}} Look at that comic book fellow, calmly eating candy like a Spaniard. ''[hands Homer a briefcase]'' Time for monkey to shine.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[enters the store]'' I'd like to buy a mint condition ''{{w|Spider-Man}} #1'', please.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[enters the store]'' I'd like to buy a mint condition ''[[Spider-Man]] #1'', please.
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' And I'd like an hour on the holodeck with {{w|Seven of Nine}}.
 :''[Homer sets the briefcase on the counter and opens it, revealing that it's full of money.]''

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 :''[Smithers approaches Mr. Burns with a personal request.]''
 {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} I need some time off. You know, I've been writing a [[Malibu Stacy: The Musical|musical]] about the [[Malibu Stacy]] doll -
-{{qf|[[Burns]]}} ''[incredulous, cutting Smithers off]'' A show about a doll? ''[laughs]'' Why not write a musical about {{w|Cats (musical)|the common cat}}? Or the {{w|The King and I|King of Siam}}? Give it up, Smithers.
+{{qf|[[Burns]]}} ''[incredulous, cutting Smithers off]'' A show about a doll? ''[laughs]'' Why not write a musical about {{W2|Cats|musical|the common cat}}? Or the {{w|The King and I|King of Siam}}? Give it up, Smithers.
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 :''[With Smithers away, Mr. Burns wanders around the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|power plant]] looking for ways to amuse himself. He spies a vending machine stocked with candy.]''

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 :'''Homer''': Little help? Little help, please. I made a boom-boom!
 :''[Homer's performance evokes groans of disgust from the other men's room patrons: "Aw, gross!" "Get that outta here!" Just then, a woman bursts into the room.]''
-:'''[[Posh lady]]''': The line in the ladies' room was far too long, and so I hope you don't mind if I - ''[she sees Homer and gasps]''
+:'''[[Mrs. Vanderbilt]]''': The line in the ladies' room was far too long, and so I hope you don't mind if I - ''[she sees Homer and gasps]''
 :'''Homer''': Baby made a boom-boom!
-:'''Posh lady''': Oh, good heavens! ''[faints]''
+:'''Mrs. Vanderbilt''': Oh, good heavens! ''[faints]''
 :'''Burns''': ''[laughing]'' Here you go, monkey.
 :''[Burns rolls a wad of bills to Homer, and Homer chuckles.]''
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 :''[After [[Homer]] and [[Lisa]] talk some more, Homer decides to donate his "prank monkey" money to needy children.]''
 :'''Homer''': ''[resolved]'' It's time to rebuild my self-esteem!
-:''[He casts the towel aside and stands up. As he does so, his underwear catches on the bench and tears off, leaving him standing there naked. The [[Posh lady]] happens by and gets a full view of him.]''
+:''[He casts the towel aside and stands up. As he does so, his underwear catches on the bench and tears off, leaving him standing there naked. [[Mrs. Vanderbilt]] happens by and gets a full view of him.]''
-:'''Posh lady''': Oh, Good Lord, what a week! ''[faints]''
+:'''Mrs. Vanderbilt''': Oh, Good Lord, what a week! ''[faints]''
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 :''[His decision made, [[Homer]] takes a basket full of money to [[Costington's]].]''

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 :''[Homer envisions himself standing in a bank lobby with a snooty banker.]''
 :'''Banker''': ''[condescendingly]'' Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.
-:'''Homer''': ''[gesturing offscreen]'' Get 'im, Sheba! ''[A panther leaps onscreen and savagely mauls the banker while Homer laughs.]''
+:'''Homer''': ''[gesturing offscreen]'' Get 'im, [[Sheeba (Homer vs. Dignity)|Sheeba]]! ''[A panther leaps onscreen and savagely mauls the banker while Homer laughs.]''
 :''[Back to reality.]''
 :'''Homer''': I'm on board.

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 :'''Homer''': That's okay. ''[they hug]''
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mr. Costington]] asks [[Homer]] to play the role of Santa Claus in the [[Costington's]] Thanksgiving Day parade, riding a float and throwing presents to the crowd. Homer accepts and enjoys the role, but [[Mr. Burns]] offers Homer a million dollars for one last prank: to throw fish guts instead of presents. Moments later, [[Lisa]], watching the parade, sees Santa throwing fish guts at the crowd as seagulls attack them.]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mr. Costington]] asks [[Homer]] to play the role of [[Santa Claus]] in the [[Costington's]] [[Thanksgiving]] Day parade, riding a float and throwing presents to the crowd. Homer accepts and enjoys the role, but [[Mr. Burns]] offers Homer a million dollars for one last prank: to throw fish guts instead of presents. Moments later, [[Lisa]], watching the parade, sees Santa throwing fish guts at the crowd as seagulls attack them.]''
 :'''Lisa''': ''[disappointed]'' Oh, Dad. You sold your soul.
 :'''Homer''': ''[appearing from out of the crowd]'' Not yet, honey.