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WebkinzMania at 13:53, May 26, 2012

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Deathsculler: I recall him saying that.

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I recall him saying that.

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:'''Comic Book Guy''': I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.
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:'''Comic Book Guy''': You are acceptable!
:'''Homer''': Great, would you like to see me naked?
:'''Studio Exec''': Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
:'''Homer''': What movie?
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:'''Studio Exec''': Homer, we have a problem.
:'''Homer''': Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
:'''Studio Lady''': Noo, nooo
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:'''Lyle McCarthy''': I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
:'''Homer''': Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
:'''Lyle''': Eh, it's your montage
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:'''Lisa''': There were a lot of holes in your story.
:'''Studio Exec''': That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it.
[cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]
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:'''Studio Exec''': I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own.

{{Season 21 Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} [[Everyman]] is awesome! Reading it I escaped from my troubles! ''[sadly]'' Now they're back in spades.
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-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} If copies got out, it would be ridiculed by the online community -- SonofSonofSpock, TheDorkKnight, and IkilledKenny6475.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} If copies got out, it would be ridiculed by the online community—SonofSonofSpock, TheDorkKnight, and IkilledKenny6475.
 {{qf|Bart}} Don't be afraid of them. They're just Lame-os like yourself.
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Two of them are me.
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 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I played hardball with Hollywood! The closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!
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-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Don't you latté-sipping leeches understand? I've seen enough of these Hollywood super-hunks -- we need a dumpy, unappealing loser -- an everyman!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Don't you latté-sipping leeches understand? I've seen enough of these Hollywood super-hunks—we need a dumpy, unappealing loser—an everyman!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can you help me out? I need change for a dollar. Oh, I also need a dollar.
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} You... Are... Acceptable!
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 {{qf|Police chief}} Well, I think we've seen the last of the Purple Pariah. Thanks, Everyman!
-{{qf|[[Everyman]]}} ''[Homer]'' Don't thank me -- thank [[Captain America]]...for giving me the patriotism to want to save the President's life. And thank [[Wonder Woman]]....for giving me the boobs to distract the guards.
+{{qf|[[Everyman]]}} ''[Homer]'' Don't thank me—thank [[Captain America]]...for giving me the patriotism to want to save the President's life. And thank [[Wonder Woman]]....for giving me the boobs to distract the guards.
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 {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Half the shots he's fat, half the shots he's thin. It's taking me out of the moment. Like when you're kissing a girl and she burps.
 {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Who was in charge of continuity on this picture?
-{{qf|Continuity lady}} I tried to show them the Polaroids -- they wouldn't look!
+{{qf|Continuity lady}} I tried to show them the Polaroids—they wouldn't look!
 {{qf|Carl}} It's your job to get their attention! Nobody takes responsibility anymore.
 {{qf|Continuity lady}} Well, I... I just wanted to get back into the business after I had my kids.

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-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You made this?
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-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} You are acceptable!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} If copies got out, it would be ridiculed by the online community -- SonofSonofSpock, TheDorkKnight, and IkilledKenny6475.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Great, would you like to see me naked?
+{{qf|Bart}} Don't be afraid of them. They're just Lame-os like yourself.
-{{qf|Studio Exec}} Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Two of them are me.
 {{qf|Homer}} What movie?
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-{{qf|Studio Exec}} Homer, we have a problem.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Guess who the garden club elected president?
-{{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
+{{qf|Homer}} You? Awesome. Next.
-{{qf|Studio Lady}} Noo, nooo
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[sadly]'' No. I lost.
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-{{qf|[[Lyle McCarthy]]}} I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
+{{qf|Homer}} This montage sounds really exhausting. How 'bout I just do a walking around sad montage?
-{{qf|Homer}} Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
+{{qf|Lyle McCarthy}} No.
-{{qf|Lyle}} Eh, it's your montage
+{{qf|Homer}} A montage of me turning a ragtag Little League team into state runners-up?
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There were a lot of holes in your story.
+{{qf|Police chief}} Well, I think we've seen the last of the Purple Pariah. Thanks, Everyman!
-{{qf|Studio Exec}} That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it.
+{{qf|[[Everyman]]}} ''[Homer]'' Don't thank me -- thank [[Captain America]]...for giving me the patriotism to want to save the President's life. And thank [[Wonder Woman]]....for giving me the boobs to distract the guards.
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-{{qf|Studio Exec}} I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Half the shots he's fat, half the shots he's thin. It's taking me out of the moment. Like when you're kissing a girl and she burps.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} One minute he's skinny and one minute he's fat. What a gyp.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''{{ap|Everyman|film}}'' the motion picture is the culmination of a lifelong dream. And I was one of the few who saw that dream realized on screen last night. If there is one fault to find with this two hundred million dollar production, it is that this is... ...the worst. Movie. Ever! And "send!"
 {{Season 21|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Coming to Homerica|Bart Gets a "Z"}}
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.
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-:'''Comic Book Guy''': You are acceptable!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} You are acceptable!
-:'''Homer''': Great, would you like to see me naked?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Great, would you like to see me naked?
-:'''Studio Exec''': Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
+{{qf|Studio Exec}} Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
-:'''Homer''': What movie?
+{{qf|Homer}} What movie?
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-:'''Studio Exec''': Homer, we have a problem.
+{{qf|Studio Exec}} Homer, we have a problem.
-:'''Homer''': Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
-:'''Studio Lady''': Noo, nooo
+{{qf|Studio Lady}} Noo, nooo
 ----
-:'''Lyle McCarthy''': I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
+{{qf|[[Lyle McCarthy]]}} I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
-:'''Homer''': Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
+{{qf|Homer}} Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
-:'''Lyle''': Eh, it's your montage
+{{qf|Lyle}} Eh, it's your montage
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-:'''Lisa''': There were a lot of holes in your story.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There were a lot of holes in your story.
-:'''Studio Exec''': That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it.
+{{qf|Studio Exec}} That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it.
-[cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]
+:''[cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]''
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-:'''Studio Exec''': I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own.
+{{qf|Studio Exec}} I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own.
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-:'''Carl: '''One minute he's skinny and one minute he's fat. What a gyp.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} One minute he's skinny and one minute he's fat. What a gyp.
 {{Season 21|Q}}

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