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:'''Lisa''': "Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat."..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat."
:'''[[Marge]]''': ''[Looking out the window.]'' "That's odd. He's outside, digging."
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Probably digging for drugs."
:'''Marge''': "There's no drugs out there!"
:'''Homer''': "No." ''[suspiciously]'' "Of course not."

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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Bart, this is Dr. Kaufman. He's a special kind of talking doctor."
:'''[[Bob Kaufman|Dr. Kaufman]]''': "Call me Bob. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging."
:'''[[Bart]]''': "Thanks, Bob."
:'''Kaufman''': "A-heh. You know, a hole's a great place to hide when people are fighting. Are there angry people in your house?"
:'''Bart''': "My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down."
:'''Kaufman''': ''[writing notes]'' "I see..."

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:''[Moe interupts Homer's story about Bart digging.]''
:'''[[Moe]]''': "That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{w|Sweet Valley High}}'' series."

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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately."
:''[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer]''
:'''[[Moe]]''': "You take that back!"

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:''[Bartender Homer takes a prank call.]''
:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[phone rings]'' "Yello?"
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on phone]'' "Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie."
:'''Homer''': "Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?"
:'''Bart''': "Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger."
:'''Homer''': "I don't get it."
:'''Bart''': "Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'"
:'''Homer'': "What's the gag?"
:'''Bart''': "Oh, forget it!"
:''[Bart hangs up in frustration.]''

<hr width=50%/>
:''[Homer's impromptu street song]''
:''I'm a walking down the street,''
:''Gonna open [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's bar,]]''
:''I'm a-singin' what I'm thinkin',''
:''Hey, look at that dog!''

<hr width=50%/>
:''[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open]''
:'''[[Carl]]''': "I don't get all this eyeball stuff." ''[Referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' "What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?"
:'''[[Moe]]''': "It's 'Po-Mo!'"
:''[Homer, [[Barney]], [[Lenny]] and Carl stare at him blankly.]''
:'''Moe''': "Post-Modern?"
:''[They continue to stare blankly.]''
:'''Moe''': "Yeah, all right. 'Weird for the sake of weird.'"
:'''Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl''': "Ohh!"

<hr width=50%/>
:''[Sung to the tune of {{w|Joan Jett}}'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
:'''[[Homer]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]] and [[Barney]]''': ''"I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
:''I won't drink at Moe's..."''
:'''Homer''': ''"...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!"''

<hr width=50%/>
:''[Homer's version of {{w|R.E.M.}}'s "{{w|It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)}}"]''
:''Leonid What's-his-name,''
:''Herman Munster, Motorcade,''
:''Birthday party, Cheetos,''
:''Pogo-sticks and lemonade,''
:''Symbiotic stupid jerks,''
:''That's right Flanders,''
:''I'm talkin' about you!''

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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man."

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:'''[[Homer]]''': "I'm sorry I shot you, Moe."
:'''[[Moe]]''': "Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, 'Eventually, everybody gets shot.'"

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{{Season 13 Q}}
[[Category:Quotes]]

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 :''[Moe interupts Homer's story about Bart digging.]''
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{w|Sweet Valley High}}'' series.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{W|Sweet Valley High}}'' series.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately.
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{qf|Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl}} Ohh!
 ----
-:''[Sung to the tune of [[Joan Jett]]'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
+:''[Sung to the tune of [[Joan Jett]]'s "{{W|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
 {{qf|Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney}} ''I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
 :''I won't drink at Moe's...''

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
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 :''[Bartender Homer takes a prank call.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[phone rings]''  Yello?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[phone rings]'' Yello?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.
 {{qf|Homer}} Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?

@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 :''I won't drink at Moe's...''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!''
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} Turkeys... the only animal smarter than man.

@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{qf|Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl}} Ohh!
 ----
-:''[Sung to the tune of {{w|Joan Jett}}'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
+:''[Sung to the tune of [[Joan Jett]]'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
 {{qf|Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney}} ''I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
 :''I won't drink at Moe's...''

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[Looking out the window.]'' That's odd. He's outside, digging.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[looking out the window]'' That's odd. He's outside, digging.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Probably digging for drugs.
 {{qf|Marge}} There's no drugs out there!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately.
-:''[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer]''
+:''[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer.]''
 {{qf|Moe}} You take that back!
 ----
@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} I don't get it.
 {{qf|Bart}} Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'
-:'''Homer'': "What's the gag?"
+{{qf|Homer}} "What's the gag?"
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, forget it!
 :''[Bart hangs up in frustration.]''
 ----
-:''[Homer's impromptu street song]''
+:''[Homer's impromptu street song.]''
 :''I'm a walking down the street,''
 :''Gonna open [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's bar,]]''
@@ Line 39: / Line 39: @@
 :''Hey, look at that dog!''
 ----
-:''[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open]''
+:''[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open.]''
-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I don't get all this eyeball stuff. ''[Referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I don't get all this eyeball stuff. ''[referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?
 {{qf|Moe}} It's 'Po-Mo!'
 :''[Homer, [[Barney]], [[Lenny]] and Carl stare at him blankly.]''
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 ----
 :''[Sung to the tune of {{w|Joan Jett}}'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
-{{qf|Homer, [[Lenny]], Carl and [[Barney]]}} ''I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
+{{qf|Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney}} ''I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
 :''I won't drink at Moe's...''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!''
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 :''I'm talkin' about you!''
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man.
+{{qf|Homer}} Turkeys... the only animal smarter than man.
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry I shot you, Moe.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Parent Rap|A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat."
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': ''[Looking out the window.]'' "That's odd. He's outside, digging."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[Looking out the window.]'' That's odd. He's outside, digging.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Probably digging for drugs."
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Probably digging for drugs.
-:'''Marge''': "There's no drugs out there!"
+{{qf|Marge}} There's no drugs out there!
-:'''Homer''': "No." ''[suspiciously]'' "Of course not."
+{{qf|Homer}} No. ''[suspiciously]'' Of course not.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': "Bart, this is Dr. Kaufman. He's a special kind of talking doctor."
+{{qf|Marge}} Bart, this is Dr. Kaufman. He's a special kind of talking doctor.
-:'''[[Bob Kaufman|Dr. Kaufman]]''': "Call me Bob. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging."
+{{qf|[[Bob Kaufman|Dr. Kaufman]]}} Call me Bob. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "Thanks, Bob."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thanks, Bob.
-:'''Kaufman''': "A-heh. You know, a hole's a great place to hide when people are fighting. Are there angry people in your house?"
+{{qf|Kaufman}} A-heh. You know, a hole's a great place to hide when people are fighting. Are there angry people in your house?
-:'''Bart''': "My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down."
+{{qf|Bart}} My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down.
-:'''Kaufman''': ''[writing notes]'' "I see..."
+{{qf|Kaufman}} ''[writing notes]'' I see...
 ----
 :''[Moe interupts Homer's story about Bart digging.]''
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{w|Sweet Valley High}}'' series."
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{w|Sweet Valley High}}'' series.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately."
+{{qf|Homer}} Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately.
 :''[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer]''
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "You take that back!"
+{{qf|Moe}} You take that back!
 ----
 :''[Bartender Homer takes a prank call.]''
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[phone rings]''  "Yello?"
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[phone rings]''  Yello?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on phone]'' "Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie."
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.
-:'''Homer''': "Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?"
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?
-:'''Bart''': "Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger."
+{{qf|Bart}} Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
-:'''Homer''': "I don't get it."
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't get it.
-:'''Bart''': "Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'"
+{{qf|Bart}} Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'
 :'''Homer'': "What's the gag?"
-:'''Bart''': "Oh, forget it!"
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, forget it!
 :''[Bart hangs up in frustration.]''
 ----
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 :''[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open]''
-:'''[[Carl]]''': "I don't get all this eyeball stuff." ''[Referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' "What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?"
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I don't get all this eyeball stuff. ''[Referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "It's 'Po-Mo!'"
+{{qf|Moe}} It's 'Po-Mo!'
 :''[Homer, [[Barney]], [[Lenny]] and Carl stare at him blankly.]''
-:'''Moe''': "Post-Modern?"
+{{qf|Moe}} Post-Modern?
 :''[They continue to stare blankly.]''
-:'''Moe''': "Yeah, all right. 'Weird for the sake of weird.'"
+{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, all right. 'Weird for the sake of weird.'
-:'''Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl''': "Ohh!"
+{{qf|Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl}} Ohh!
 ----
 :''[Sung to the tune of {{w|Joan Jett}}'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
-:'''[[Homer]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]] and [[Barney]]''': ''"I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
+{{qf|Homer, [[Lenny]], Carl and [[Barney]]}} ''I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
-:''I won't drink at Moe's..."''
+:''I won't drink at Moe's...''
-:'''Homer''': ''"...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!"''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!''
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-:''[Homer's version of [[R.E.M.]]'s "[[It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)]]"]''
+:''[Homer's version of [[R.E.M.]]'s [[It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)]]]''
 :''Leonid What's-his-name,''
 :''Herman Munster, Motorcade,''
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 :''I'm talkin' about you!''
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man."
+{{qf|Homer}} Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "I'm sorry I shot you, Moe."
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry I shot you, Moe.
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, 'Eventually, everybody gets shot.'"
+{{qf|Moe}} Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, 'Eventually, everybody gets shot.'
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