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{{Title|Homer the Heretic}}
{{for2|other uses of "Homer the Heretic"|Homer the Heretic (disambiguation)}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Homer the Heretic
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Homer the Heretic}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = [[Homer the Heretic Intro]]
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Homer the Heretic''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Homer the Heretic}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Homer the Heretic Intro]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So… I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|I'd say, “It better be a darn good reward, ‘cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays.”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Teach About Karma|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}} {{Task|Collect Karma|100}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, so it's kind of like drinking.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Sunday Morning Homer]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Mom, it's Karma, not luck!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Collect Karma from the [[Penny Fountain]]! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Rest on Saturday|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task|Collect Karma|260}}|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You've unlocked the "Greet Animal Friends" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} "Greet Animal Friends" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's the only way God will know how much we love Him!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Rest on Sunday|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task|Collect Karma|460}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|If Rabbi Krustofsky is owned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism?}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No thanks, not interested.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it?}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, I need a ride to band practice!}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh…}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby [[Jesus]]…}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Then after that, Jesus is being born in [[Russia]], so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Celebrate All the Things|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Miss Band Practice|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task|Collect Karma|700}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone?}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} "Dance in His Underwear" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
{{TB|Well you could always just ask me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hey God.}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
{{TB|I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}} {{Task|Collect Karma|980}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
{{TB|Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of {{Bp|Pokémon Go}}.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Hamburger Heaven]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer! I've been looking for you!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
{{TB|Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Good job, God.}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
{{TB|God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
{{TB|I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Cut-Glass Cathedral]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Homer the Heretic}}

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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 {{TB|Mom, it's Karma, not luck!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Collect Karma from the [[Penny Fountain]]! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Rest on Saturday|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Karma|260}}|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You've unlocked the "Greet Animal Friends" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>"Greet Animal Friends" animated job|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 126: / Line 126: @@
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 {{TB|Right... You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>"Dance in His Underwear" animated job|colspan=2}}

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 |internal = HomerTheHeretic
 |id = 170000 - 170007
-|previous = [[Homer the Heretic Intro]]
+|previous =
 |next =
 |event = yes
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
 {{Table|
-{{THT|After completing [[Homer the Heretic Intro]]|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|After completing the Intro|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|So... I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Homer the Heretic
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Homer the Heretic Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Homer the Heretic}}
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 |characters = [[Apu]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Sunday Morning Homer]], [[Ned]], [[Lisa]], [[Skinner]]
 |optional = See [[#Currency-earning jobs|currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = [[Homer the Heretic Intro]]
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Old}}
 {{TB|Well you could always just ask me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh, hey God.}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Old}}
 {{TB|I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
@@ Line 126: / Line 126: @@
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Old}}
 {{TB|Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of {{Bp|Pokémon Go}}.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Hamburger Heaven]]|colspan=2}}
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 {{Table|
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon|Angry}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Homer! I've been looking for you!}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
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 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 {{TB|Good job, God.}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Old}}
 {{TB|I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Old}}
 {{TB|I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait 'til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Cut-Glass Cathedral]]|colspan=2}}

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 {{TB|I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Karma|980}}|colspan=2}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?}}
 {{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}

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 {{THT|After completing [[Homer the Heretic Intro]]|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|So… I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!}}
+{{TB|So... I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
 {{TB|Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.}}
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{TB|Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
-{{TB|I'd say, “It better be a darn good reward, ‘cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays.”}}
+{{TB|I'd say, "It better be a darn good reward, 'cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays."}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Teach About Karma|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task|Collect Karma|100}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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 {{TB|Dad, I need a ride to band practice!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh…}}
+{{TB|Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh...}}
 {{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby [[Jesus]]…}}
+{{TB|And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby [[Jesus]]...}}
 {{Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Then after that, Jesus is being born in [[Russia]], so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.}}
@@ Line 104: / Line 104: @@
 {{TB|Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
-{{TB|Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.}}
+{{TB|Right... You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 {{TB|You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!}}
@@ Line 148: / Line 148: @@
 {{TB|God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?}}
 {{Tapped Out Old God Icon}}
-{{TB|I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!}}
+{{TB|I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait 'til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Cut-Glass Cathedral]]|colspan=2}}
 }}