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 {{qf|Homer}} I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{w|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{W|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden?
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, something did!
 {{qf|Marge}} I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
 {{qf|Homer}} So?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Beware the {{w|Ides of March}}.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Beware the {{W|Ides of March}}.
 {{qf|Homer}} No.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Fear of Flying|And Maggie Makes Three}}
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What do they do there?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What do they do there?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
-:'''Homer''': Not as such, no.
+{{qf|Homer}} Not as such, no.
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-:'''Homer''': Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
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-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
-:'''Homer''': Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
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-:'''Homer''': I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{w|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{w|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden?
-:'''Homer''': Well, something did!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, something did!
-:'''Marge''': I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
+{{qf|Marge}} I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
-:'''Homer''': Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''(pause)'' D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''[pause]'' D'oh!
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-:'''Homer''': You better run, egg!
+{{qf|Homer}} You better run, egg!
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-:'''Homer''': I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
+{{qf|Homer}} I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
-:'''Marge''': You're not a god, Homer.
+{{qf|Marge}} You're not a god, Homer.
-:'''Lisa''': Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
-:'''Homer''': So?
+{{qf|Homer}} So?
-:'''Lisa''': Beware the {{w|Ides of March}}.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Beware the {{w|Ides of March}}.
-:'''Homer''': No.
+{{qf|Homer}} No.
-:'''Lisa''': Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
-:'''Homer''': Everything lasts forever.
+{{qf|Homer}} Everything lasts forever.
-:'''Lisa''': Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
-:'''Homer''': Remove the girl!
+{{qf|Homer}} Remove the girl!
-:'''Lisa''': Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
-:''(Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away)''
+:''[Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away]''
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-:'''[[Number One]]''': Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
+{{qf|[[Number One]]}} Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
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-:'''Homer''': I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
+{{qf|Homer}} I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
-:'''Lisa''': Dad, that doesn't help people.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that doesn't help people.
-:'''Homer''': Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
+{{qf|Homer}} Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
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-:'''Bart''': Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
-:'''Homer''': Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! ''(to Marge)'' I'm a chicken, Marge!
+{{qf|Homer}} Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! ''[to Marge]'' I'm a chicken, Marge!
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-:'''Marge''': Kids can be so cruel.
+{{qf|Marge}} Kids can be so cruel.
-:'''Bart''': We can? Thanks, Mom!
+{{qf|Bart}} We can? Thanks, Mom!
-:''(Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her)''
+:''[Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her]''
-:'''Lisa''': Oww! Cut it out, Bart!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oww! Cut it out, Bart!
-:''(Bart laughs)''
+:''[Bart laughs]''
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 :'''Homer''': Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
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-:'''[[Abe Simpson|Grampa]]''': Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
+:'''[[Grampa]]''': Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
 :'''Homer''': Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
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 :'''Homer''': I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
-:'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking [[wikipedia:Charles Kuralt|Charles Kuralt]] because you thought he dug up your garden?
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{w|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden?
 :'''Homer''': Well, something did!
 :'''Marge''': I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
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 :'''Lisa''': Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
 :'''Homer''': So?
-:'''Lisa''': Beware the [[wikipedia:Ides of March|Ides of March]].
+:'''Lisa''': Beware the {{w|Ides of March}}.
 :'''Homer''': No.
 :'''Lisa''': Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!

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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
 :'''Homer''': Not as such, no.
+----
 :'''Homer''': Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
+----
 :'''[[Abe Simpson|Grampa]]''': Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
 :'''Homer''': Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
+----
 :'''Homer''': I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
 :'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking [[wikipedia:Charles Kuralt|Charles Kuralt]] because you thought he dug up your garden?
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 :'''Marge''': I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
 :'''Homer''': Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''(pause)'' D'oh!
+----
 :'''Homer''': You better run, egg!
+----
 :'''Homer''': I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
 :'''Marge''': You're not a god, Homer.
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 :'''Lisa''': Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
 :''(Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away)''
+----
 :'''[[Number One]]''': Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
+----
 :'''Homer''': I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
 :'''Lisa''': Dad, that doesn't help people.
 :'''Homer''': Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
+----
 :'''Bart''': Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
 :'''Homer''': Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! ''(to Marge)'' I'm a chicken, Marge!
+----
 :'''Marge''': Kids can be so cruel.
 :'''Bart''': We can? Thanks, Mom!

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