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 :''[Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken Barney Gumble.]''
-{{qf|[[Barney]]}} And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{w|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{W|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}!
-{{qf|[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]}} {{w|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}!
+{{qf|[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]}} {{W|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}!
 {{qf|Barney}} Lord Palmerston!
 {{qf|Boggs}} Pitt the Elder!!

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Er Mike try to lift your arm.
 {{qf|[[Mike Scioscia]]}} Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation poisoning.
 {{qf|Mike Scioscia}} Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[laughs]'' No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 :''[Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]''
 {{qf|Woman}} Thank you Mr. Canseco!
-:''[Camptown Races is heard.]''
+:''["Camptown Races" is heard.]''
 {{qf|Woman}} My player-piano!
 {{qf|Jose Canseco}} Oh, man!

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.]''
-:'''Woman''': My baby!
+{{qf|Woman}} My baby!
-:'''[[Jose Canseco]]''': Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
+{{qf|[[Jose Canseco]]}} Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
 :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.''
-:'''Woman''': Thank you!
+{{qf|Woman}} Thank you!
 :''[Cat mewling is heard.]''
-:'''Woman''': My cat!
+{{qf|Woman}} My cat!
-:'''Jose Canseco''': Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
+{{qf|Jose Canseco}} Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
 :''[Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]''
-:'''Woman''': Thank you Mr. Canseco!
+{{qf|Woman}} Thank you Mr. Canseco!
-:''["Camptown Races" is heard.]''
+:''[Camptown Races is heard.]''
-:'''Woman''': My player-piano!
+{{qf|Woman}} My player-piano!
-:'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, man!
+{{qf|Jose Canseco}} Oh, man!
 ----
 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield Hospital]]. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.]''
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Er Mike try to lift your arm.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Er Mike try to lift your arm.
-:'''[[Mike Scioscia]]''': Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
+{{qf|[[Mike Scioscia]]}} Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
-:'''Mike Scioscia''': Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
+{{qf|Mike Scioscia}} Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[laughs]'' No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[laughs]'' No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
-:'''Mike Scioscia''': Oh...man...
+{{qf|Mike Scioscia}} Oh...man...
-:'''Nurse''': Doctor come quick! [[Ken Griffey Jr.]] needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
+{{qf|Nurse}} Doctor come quick! [[Ken Griffey Jr.]] needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
 :''[Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.]''
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh my lord, gigantism!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh my lord, gigantism!
 ----
 :''[Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken Barney Gumble.]''
-:'''[[Barney]]''': "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{w|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}!"
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{w|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}!
-:'''[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]''': "{{w|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}!"
+{{qf|[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]}} {{w|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}!
-:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!"
+{{qf|Barney}} Lord Palmerston!
-:'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!!"
+{{qf|Boggs}} Pitt the Elder!!
-:'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
+{{qf|Barney}} O.K. You asked for it Boggs!
 :''[Barney knocks Boggs out.]''
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder.
-:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!"
+{{qf|Barney}} Lord Palmerston!!!
-:''(Barney knocks Moe out too.)''
+:''[Barney knocks Moe out too.]''
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Lover|Separate Vocations}}
-== Quotes ==
-:''Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.''
+:''[Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.]''
 :'''Woman''': My baby!
-:'''Jose Canseco''': Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
+:'''[[Jose Canseco]]''': Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
 :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.''
 :'''Woman''': Thank you!
-:''Cat mewling is heard.''
+:''[Cat mewling is heard.]''
 :'''Woman''': My cat!
 :'''Jose Canseco''': Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
-:''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.''
+:''[Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]''
 :'''Woman''': Thank you Mr. Canseco!
-:''"Camptown Races" is heard.''
+:''["Camptown Races" is heard.]''
 :'''Woman''': My player-piano!
 :'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, man!
 ----
-:''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield Hospital]]. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.]''
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Er Mike try to lift your arm.
+:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Er Mike try to lift your arm.
-:'''Mike Scioscia''': Can't...lift arm...or speak...at...normal...rate
+:'''[[Mike Scioscia]]''': Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
 :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
-:'''Mike Scioscia''': Will...I...be..able..to..play...softball...tomorrow?
+:'''Mike Scioscia''': Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[laughs]'' No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
 :'''Mike Scioscia''': Oh...man...
-:'''Nurse''': Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
+:'''Nurse''': Doctor come quick! [[Ken Griffey Jr.]] needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
-:''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.''
+:''[Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.]''
 :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh my lord, gigantism!
 ----
-:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])''
+:''[Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken Barney Gumble.]''
-:'''Barney''': "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was [[wikipedia:Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston]]!"
+:'''[[Barney]]''': "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{w|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}!"
-:'''Boggs''': "[[wikipedia:William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder]]!"
+:'''[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]''': "{{w|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}!"
 :'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!"
 :'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!!"
 :'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
-:''Barney knocks Boggs out''
+:''[Barney knocks Boggs out.]''
-:'''Moe''': "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
+:'''[[Moe]]''': "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
 :'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!"
-:''(Barney knocks Moe out too)''
+:''(Barney knocks Moe out too.)''
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 == Quotes ==
-:''The man is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.''
+:''Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.''
 :'''Woman''': My baby!
-:Man: Have no fear, I will save your baby!
+:'''Jose Canseco''': Have no fear, I will save your baby!
-:''The man runs into burning house and emerges with baby.''
+:''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.''
 :'''Woman''': Thank you!
 :''Cat mewling is heard.''
 :'''Woman''': My cat!
-:'''Man''': Have no fear, I will save your cat!
+:'''Jose Canseco''': Have no fear, I will save your cat!
-:''The man runs into burning house and emerges with cat.''
+:''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.''
 :'''Woman''': Thank you!
 :''"The Alley Cat" is heard.''
 :'''Woman''': My old-time Victrola!
-:'''Man''': Oh, brother!
+:'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, brother!
 ----
 :''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.''
@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Young man, you have acute radiation posioning.
 :'''Mike Scoscia''': Can...I..play in...tommorow's game?
-:'''Dr''': Why, you may be dead tommorow and you are wondering if you can play a game? Hoo hoo ha ha!
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Why, you may be dead tommorow and you are wondering if you can play a game? Hoo hoo ha ha!
 :'''Nurse''': When you are done with him, Doctor, a Ken Griffey Junior needs to see you urgently.
 :''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.''
-:'''Dr''': Good heavens, gigantism!
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Good heavens, gigantism!
 ----
-:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunk)''
+:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])''
 :'''Boggs''': "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was [[wikipedia:William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder]]!"
-:'''Drunk''': "[[wikipedia:Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston]]!"
+:'''Barney''': "[[wikipedia:Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston]]!"
 :'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!"
-:'''Drunk''': "Lord Palmerston!"
+:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!"
 :'''Boggs''': "PITT-THE-ELDER!!!!"
-:'''Drunk''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
+:'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
-:''The drunk knocks Boggs out''
+:''Barney knocks Boggs out''
-:Bartender: "You showed him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
+:'''Moe''': "You showed him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
-:'''Drunk''': "Lord Palmerston!!!"
+:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!"
-:''(The drunk knocks the bartender out too)''
+:''(Barney knocks Moe out too)''
 {{Season 3 Q}}
 [[Category:Quotes]]