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 {{qf|Mother}} You see? YOU SEE??
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-{{qf|[[Yao Ming]]}} Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan. ''["I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin]]'
+{{qf|[[Yao Ming]]}} Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan. ''["I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin]'
 {{qf|Lisa}} But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English.
 {{qf|Yao Ming}} Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mommie Beerest|Pranksta Rap}}
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing, after beating Bart in the game]'' "I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind!" ''[scutting and grunting at Bart]'' "In your face!" ''[starts dancing]''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[singing, after beating Bart in the game]'' I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind! ''[scutting and grunting at Bart]'' In your face! ''[starts dancing]''
 ----
-{{qf|Tom Brady}} "Everyone sucks but me."
+{{qf|[[Tom Brady]]}} Everyone sucks but me.
 ----
-{{qf|Burns}} What would you use instead of Nuclear power?
+{{qf|[[Burns]]}} What would you use instead of Nuclear power?
-{{qf|Marge}} Solar.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Solar.
-{{qf|Lenny}} Hydroelectric.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hydroelectric.
-{{qf|Moe}} A mix of conservation and wind.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} A mix of conservation and wind.
 {{qf|Burns}} Who told you about those?
-:''Carl:''' The talking tree in a commercial.
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} The talking tree in a commercial.
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-{{qf|Prof. Frink}} (after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel) You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but '''''NOT SIX TIMES!!!'''''
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} ''[after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel]'' You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but NOT SIX TIMES!!!
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} I wish I were a screensaver.
 ----
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy".
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy".
 ----
-{{qf|Michelle Kwan}} Beware the wrath of Kwan!
+{{qf|[[Michelle Kwan]]}} Beware the wrath of Kwan!
 ----
-{{qf|Milhouse}} Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!
 {{qf|Michelle Kwan}} You remind me of a young {{W|Dorothy Hamill}}.
 {{qf|Milhouse}} I didn't know you could talk!
 ----
-{{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[calm]'' Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
+{{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady]]}} ''[calm]'' Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
 {{qf|Marge}} Those are Reese's Pieces.
 {{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[goes crazy]''
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 {{qf|Frank}} Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game!
 {{qf|Marge}} Just poke through!
-:''[Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair]''
+:''[Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair.]''
 ----
 {{qf|Announcer}} The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new Ford pickups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern'.
-:''[cut to private skybox, where Moe and the two executives are watching the game]''
+:''[Cut to private skybox, where Moe and the two executives are watching the game.]''
 {{qf|Executive 1}} How could you afford this?
 {{qf|Moe}} I hustled a lot of pool. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good.
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 {{qf|Mother}} You see? YOU SEE??
 ----
-{{qf|Yao Ming}} "Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan." ("I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin)
+{{qf|[[Yao Ming]]}} Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan. ''["I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin]]'
 {{qf|Lisa}} But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English.
-{{qf|Yao Ming}} "Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!"
+{{qf|Yao Ming}} Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!
 ----
-:''[the athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show]''
+:''[The athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show.]''
 {{qf|Tom}} You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me.
 {{qf|Yao}} I left the People's Republic for this?
-{{qf|Warren}} Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend?
+{{qf|[[Warren]]}} Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend?
-{{qf|Michelle}} Not in here I don't.
+{{qf|[[Michelle]]}} Not in here I don't.
 ----
-{{qf|LeBron}} Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life!
+{{qf|[[LeBron James]]}} Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Didn't you just sign a $100 million dollar contract?
-{{qf|LeBron}} Oh yeah. That was a good day too.
+{{qf|LeBron James}} Oh yeah. That was a good day too.
 {{Season 16|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mommie Beerest|Pranksta Rap}}
-:'''Homer''': ''(singing, after beating Bart in the game)'' "I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind!" ''(scutting and grunting at Bart)'' "In your face!" ''(starts dancing)''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing, after beating Bart in the game]'' "I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind!" ''[scutting and grunting at Bart]'' "In your face!" ''[starts dancing]''
 ----
-:'''Tom Brady:''' "Everyone sucks but me."
+{{qf|Tom Brady}} "Everyone sucks but me."
 ----
-:'''Burns:''' What would you use instead of Nuclear power?
+{{qf|Burns}} What would you use instead of Nuclear power?
-:'''Marge:''' Solar.
+{{qf|Marge}} Solar.
-:'''Lenny:''' Hydroelectric.
+{{qf|Lenny}} Hydroelectric.
-:'''Moe:''' A mix of conservation and wind.
+{{qf|Moe}} A mix of conservation and wind.
-:'''Burns:''' Who told you about those?
+{{qf|Burns}} Who told you about those?
 :''Carl:''' The talking tree in a commercial.
 ----
-:'''Prof. Frink:''' (after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel) You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but '''''NOT SIX TIMES!!!'''''
+{{qf|Prof. Frink}} (after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel) You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but '''''NOT SIX TIMES!!!'''''
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' I wish I were a screensaver.
+{{qf|Homer}} I wish I were a screensaver.
 ----
-:'''Comic Book Guy:''' My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy".
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy".
 ----
-:'''Michelle Kwan:''' Beware the wrath of Kwan!
+{{qf|Michelle Kwan}} Beware the wrath of Kwan!
 ----
-:'''Milhouse:''' Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!
-:'''Michelle Kwan:''' You remind me of a young {{W|Dorothy Hamill}}.
+{{qf|Michelle Kwan}} You remind me of a young {{W|Dorothy Hamill}}.
-:'''Milhouse:''' I didn't know you could talk!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I didn't know you could talk!
 ----
-:'''Crazy Cat Lady:''' ''(calm)'' Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
+{{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[calm]'' Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
-:'''Marge:''' Those are Reese's Pieces.
+{{qf|Marge}} Those are Reese's Pieces.
-:'''Crazy Cat Lady:''' ''(goes crazy)''
+{{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[goes crazy]''
 ----
-:'''Frank:''' Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game!
+{{qf|Frank}} Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game!
-:'''Marge:''' Just poke through!
+{{qf|Marge}} Just poke through!
-:''(Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair)''
+:''[Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair]''
 ----
-:'''Announcer:''' The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new Ford pickups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern'.
+{{qf|Announcer}} The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new Ford pickups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern'.
-:''(cut to private skybox, where Moe and the two executives are watching the game)''
+:''[cut to private skybox, where Moe and the two executives are watching the game]''
-:'''Executive 1:''' How could you afford this?
+{{qf|Executive 1}} How could you afford this?
-:'''Moe:''' I hustled a lot of pool. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good.
+{{qf|Moe}} I hustled a lot of pool. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good.
-:'''Executive 1:''' Alright. ''(under his breath)'' Sucker.
+{{qf|Executive 1}} Alright. ''[under his breath]'' Sucker.
-:''(Moe swings his cue stick full force against the executive's back, possibly killing him)''
+:''[Moe swings his cue stick full force against the executive's back, possibly killing him]''
-:'''Moe:''' Who's the sucker now!? Huh?!!
+{{qf|Moe}} Who's the sucker now!? Huh?!!
 ----
-:'''Mother:''' You try to raise your kids as humanists but these show-biz types keep shoving religion down our throat.
+{{qf|Mother}} You try to raise your kids as humanists but these show-biz types keep shoving religion down our throat.
-:'''Kid:''' Mommy, why wasn't I baptized?
+{{qf|Kid}} Mommy, why wasn't I baptized?
-:'''Mother:''' You see? YOU SEE??
+{{qf|Mother}} You see? YOU SEE??
 ----
-:'''Yao Ming:''' "Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan." ("I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin)
+{{qf|Yao Ming}} "Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan." ("I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin)
-:'''Lisa:''' But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English.
+{{qf|Lisa}} But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English.
-:'''Yao Ming:''' "Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!"
+{{qf|Yao Ming}} "Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!"
 ----
-:''(the athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show)''
+:''[the athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show]''
-:'''Tom:''' You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me.
+{{qf|Tom}} You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me.
-:'''Yao:''' I left the People's Republic for this?
+{{qf|Yao}} I left the People's Republic for this?
-:'''Warren:''' Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend?
+{{qf|Warren}} Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend?
-:'''Michelle:''' Not in here I don't.
+{{qf|Michelle}} Not in here I don't.
 ----
-:'''LeBron:''' Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life!
+{{qf|LeBron}} Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life!
-:'''Lisa:''' Didn't you just sign a $100 million dollar contract?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Didn't you just sign a $100 million dollar contract?
-:'''LeBron:''' Oh yeah. That was a good day too.
+{{qf|LeBron}} Oh yeah. That was a good day too.
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 :''Carl:''' The talking tree in a commercial.
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 :'''Prof. Frink:''' (after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel) You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but '''''NOT SIX TIMES!!!'''''
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 :'''Homer:''' I wish I were a screensaver.
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 :'''LeBron:''' Oh yeah. That was a good day too.
-{{Season 16 Q}}
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 ==Quotes==
-*'''Homer''': ''(singing, after beating Bart in the game)'' "I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind!" ''(scutting and grunting at Bart)'' "In your face!" ''(starts dancing)''
+:'''Homer''': ''(singing, after beating Bart in the game)'' "I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind!" ''(scutting and grunting at Bart)'' "In your face!" ''(starts dancing)''
-*'''Tom Brady:''' "Everyone sucks but me."
+----
-*'''Burns:''' What would you use instead of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power Nuclear power]?<br />'''Marge:''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_energy Solar].<br />'''Lenny:''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroelectricity Hydroelectric].<br />'''Moe:''' A mix of conservation and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_turbine wind].<br />'''Burns:''' Who told you about those?<br />'''Carl:''' The talking tree in a commercial. [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/pass11.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Tom Brady:''' "Everyone sucks but me."
-*'''Prof. Frink:''' (after seeing Ned's film, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_the_Christ The Passion of Cain and Abel]) You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science science]. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but '''''NOT SIX TIMES!!!''''' [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/pass8.mp3 audio clip]
+----
-*'''Homer:''' I wish I were a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screensaver screensaver].
+:'''Burns:''' What would you use instead of Nuclear power?
-*'''Comic Book Guy:''' My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy".
+:'''Marge:''' Solar.
-*'''Michelle Kwan:''' Beware the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_II:_The_Wrath_of_Khan wrath of Kwan]!
+:'''Lenny:''' Hydroelectric.
-*'''Milhouse:''' Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!<br />'''Michelle Kwan:''' You remind me of a young [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Hamill Dorothy Hamill].<br />'''Milhouse:''' I didn't know you could talk!
+:'''Moe:''' A mix of conservation and wind.
-*''The Passion of Cain and Abel''<br />''(Todd ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abel Abel]) and Rod ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cain Cain]) are together as Rod uses Todd's Shepard stick to sharpen his [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/knife knife]. Ned ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_and_Eve Adam]), wearing nothing but a leaf on his crotch walks up to them)''<br />'''Ned:''' Boys, I just talked to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God God]. He's vacuuming Heaven to get it ready for when [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death dead] people show up. And he'd like you both to render a sacrifice.<br />'''Todd:''' I shall sacrifice my finest [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cereal grains] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/livestock livestock].<br />(cut to Todd setting his sacrifice on fire. Rod's sacrifice only has a few [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rotting rotting] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rodent rodents])<br />'''Todd:''' Behold. I have found favor with the Lord.<br />'''Rod:''' So shall my [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife knife] find favor with thy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdomen belly]!<br />''(Rod begins stabbing Todd. Ned, dressed as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil Devil], laughs as he watches Abel's murder. There are several gruesome close-ups to the stabbing and two newspaper headlines appear: "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massachusetts Massachusetts] Okays [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_marriage Gay Marriage]" and "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stem_cell Stem Cells] Cure [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alzheimer%E2%80%99s_Disease Alzheimer's]". Rod kills Todd and runs off)''<br />''(cut to Ned covering Todd)''<br />'''Ned:''' Now, I must bury my son, while '''''you''''' wander the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth Earth] forever, with the mark of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil evil] upon your face!<br />''(Rod turns; the left side of his face is now grotesquely deformed, complete with his left [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye eye] hanging out of its socket)''<br />'''THE END'''
+:'''Burns:''' Who told you about those?
-*'''Crazy Cat Lady:''' ''(calm)'' Thanks to this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoactive_drug psychoactive medication] I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.<br />'''Marge:''' Those are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reese%27s_Pieces Reese's Pieces].<br />'''Crazy Cat Lady:''' ''(goes crazy)''
+:''Carl:''' The talking tree in a commercial.
-*'''Frank:''' Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game!<br />'''Marge:''' Just poke through!<br />(Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair)
+----
-*'''Announcer:''' The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Motor_Company Ford] pickups, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citibank Citibank], and Moe's Tavern'.<br />''(cut to private [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skybox skybox], where Moe and the two executives are watching the game)''<br />'''Executive 1:''' How could you afford this?<br />'''Moe:''' I hustled a lot of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/billiards pool]. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good.<br />'''Executive 1:''' Alright. ''(under his breath)'' Sucker.<br />''(Moe swings his [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cue_stick cue stick] full force against the executive's back, possibly killing him)''<br />'''Moe:''' Who's the sucker now!? Huh?!!
+:'''Prof. Frink:''' (after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel) You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but '''''NOT SIX TIMES!!!'''''
-*'''Mother:''' You try to raise your kids as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_Humanism secular humanists] but these show-biz types keep shoving religion down our throat.<br />'''Kid:''' Mommy, why wasn't I [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism baptized]?<br />'''Mother:''' You see? YOU SEE??
+----
-*'''Yao Ming:''' "Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan." ("I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin)<br />'''Lisa:''' But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English.<br />'''Yao Ming:''' "Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!"
+:'''Homer:''' I wish I were a screensaver.
-*''(the athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show)''<br />'''Tom:''' You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me.<br />'''Yao:''' I left the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Republic_of_China People's Republic] for this?<br />'''Warren:''' Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend?<br />'''Michelle:''' Not in here I don't.
+----
-*'''LeBron:''' Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life!
+{{Season 16 Q}}
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