Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words/Quotes - Revision history

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Doh5678: Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words }} :'''Lisa''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist! :'''Marge''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop th..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words }} :'''Lisa''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist! :'''Marge''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop th..."

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{{TabQ
|episode=Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
}}
:'''Lisa''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
:'''Marge''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.
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:'''Homer''': Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning!
:'''Marge''': Have fun!
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:'''Lisa''': Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?
:'''Homer''': Well, I had a little help from this guy.
:[Will Shortz and Merl Reagle appear]
:'''Lisa''': (gasps) New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
:'''Merl Reagle''': I actually wrote that crossword.
:'''Will Shortz''': And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!
:'''Merl Reagle''': (dejected) Yes, sir.
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:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
:'''Principal Skinner''': You called?
:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Made reference.
:'''Principal Skinner''': My mistake.
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:[After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament]
:'''Lisa''': Oh, I blew it again.
:'''Homer''': She blew it again! Woo-Hoo!
:[The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money]
:'''Bartender''': (disdainfully) Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
:'''Homer''': You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
----
{{Season 20 Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextCre|Dangerous Curves|MyPods and Boomsticks}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning!
-:'''Marge''': Have fun!
+{{qf|Marge}} Have fun!
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-:'''Lisa''': Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?
-:'''Homer''': Well, I had a little help from this guy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, I had a little help from this guy.
-:[[Will Shortz]] and [[Merl Reagle]] appear]
+:''[Will Shortz and Merl Reagle appear]''
-:'''Lisa''': (gasps) New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[gasps]'' New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
-:'''Merl Reagle''': I actually wrote that crossword.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Merl Reagle}}}} I actually wrote that crossword.
-:'''Will Shortz''': And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Will Shortz}}}} And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!
-:'''Merl Reagle''': (dejected) Yes, sir.
+{{qf|Merl Reagle}} ''[dejected]'' Yes, sir.
 ----
-:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''': I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': You called?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You called?
-:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Made reference.
+{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Made reference.
-:'''Principal Skinner''': My mistake.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} My mistake.
 ----
 :[After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament]
-:'''Lisa''': Oh, I blew it again.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, I blew it again.
-:'''Homer''': She blew it again! Woo-Hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} She blew it again! Woo-Hoo!
 :[The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money]
-:'''Bartender''': (disdainfully) Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
+{{qf|Bartender}} ''[disdainfully]'' Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
-:'''Homer''': You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
+{{qf|Homer}} You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
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 {{Season 20|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''': You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
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 {{Season 20|Q}}

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 :'''Lisa''': Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the [[New York Times]] crossword puzzle?
 :'''Homer''': Well, I had a little help from this guy.
-:[[[Will Shortz]] and [[Merl Reagle]] appear]
+:[[Will Shortz]] and [[Merl Reagle]] appear]
 :'''Lisa''': (gasps) New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
 :'''Merl Reagle''': I actually wrote that crossword.

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextCre|Dangerous Curves|MyPods and Boomsticks}}
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 :'''Homer''': You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
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-{{Season 20 Q}}
+{{Season 20|Q}}

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 |episode=Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
 :'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.