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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[scoffs]'' If you ask me, any room with Patty and Selma in it is an escape room.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I know you don't like Patty, Selma, puzzles or parties, but try to enjoy Patty and Selma's puzzle party.
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} ''[over intercom]'' You've used one hint.
{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} You ruined our perfect hint-free streak, you Crisco-chugging pistachio brain!
{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, well you're a, uh, uh... Hint?
{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[over intercom]'' I don't know, something about her hair, maybe?
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Aunt Sadie! My favorite aunt who still talks to me.
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{{qf|Krusty}} Why the hell didn't you tell me about this show, about my show?
{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} We've begged you many times to come on.
{{qf|Krusty}} Shut up, you backstabbing traitor!
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{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} We've never failed an escape room, and we're not starting now. Forgive me, Selma. Hint!
{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[over intercom]'' The bald man who hates you found the exit key 20 minutes ago and has been using it to scratch his butt out of spite.
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{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[over intercom]'' Your mission has failed. The frozen sea has claimed your bodies. And your grieving children will be sent to the gulag. Happy birthday!
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{{qf|[[Sadie Krustofsky]]}} Herschella Krustofsky, you self-absorbed degenerate freak! You're a lonely, sad narcissist who has no connection to his fellow man. You're an empty Hollywood elitist clown who's gonna die alone on a toilet kissing your own headshot.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, I thought you hated family game night.
{{qf|Homer}} No, I hated extended family game night. With your evil, terrible aunts.
{{qf|Lisa}} Can you please make up with them? We really need six people to play [[The Three Duos of Half-Dozen Mountain]].
{{qf|Homer}} Honey, if I could wave a magic wand and make Patty and Selma not suck, I would.
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{{qf|Patty}} Where's Marge? Is she okay?
{{qf|Selma}} She texted us she fell off the roof cleaning the gutters.
{{qf|Marge}} I lied about that to get you all here together. I did clean the gutters, though. And I did fall off the roof.
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{{qf|Sadie}} So, Marge, who was right? What is your favorite cake flavor?
{{qf|Marge}} It's neither. I like vanilla. Only vanilla. The less flavor, the better.
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{{qf|Marge}} How can I be the problem? I'm the Marge of this.
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{{qf|Krusty}} This is what showbiz is all about, huh, Wayne the Grip? The camaraderie.
{{qf|[[Wayne the Grip]]}} ''[yelps]'' Why do you know my name? Please don't fire me. I need to support my stepson's illegal street racing habit.
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{{qf|Homer}} Patty and Selma, welcome to Moe's.
{{qf|Patty}} Weird how the sunlight stops at the doorway. Like it's afraid to come in.
{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, a scientist tried to explain it one time and went crazy.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Midge has two hotter sisters?
{{qf|Homer}} Patty and Selma.
{{qf|Moe}} Pidge and Sidge?
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{{qf|Krusty}} You got a little water prison for the kids. Nice.
{{qf|Wayne the Grip}} Oh, it's a pool.
{{qf|Krusty}} No, pools go in the ground.
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{{qf|Marge}} You fixed nothing! You plaster over real problems with an easy catchphrase. These three have hated each other since the moment they met. And all you did was give them a reason to not feel guilty about it.
{{qf|Sadie}} Don't talk to me about guilt. I invented guilt!
{{qf|Marge}} No! It's my turn to yell! And point and point and point! You can't solve relationships in 30 minutes. It requires years of constant hard work and deep self-reflection from all parties.

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I know you don't like Patty, Selma, puzzles or parties, but try to enjoy Patty and Selma's puzzle party.
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-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} ''[over intercom]'' You've used one hint.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} ''[over intercom]'' You've used one hint.
 {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} You ruined our perfect hint-free streak, you Crisco-chugging pistachio brain!
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, well you're a, uh, uh... Hint?
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[over intercom]'' I don't know, something about her hair, maybe?
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} ''[over intercom]'' I don't know, something about her hair, maybe?
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 {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Aunt Sadie! My favorite aunt who still talks to me.
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 {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} We've never failed an escape room, and we're not starting now. Forgive me, Selma. Hint!
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[over intercom]'' The bald man who hates you found the exit key 20 minutes ago and has been using it to scratch his butt out of spite.
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} ''[over intercom]'' The bald man who hates you found the exit key 20 minutes ago and has been using it to scratch his butt out of spite.
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-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[over intercom]'' Your mission has failed. The frozen sea has claimed your bodies. And your grieving children will be sent to the gulag. Happy birthday!
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} ''[over intercom]'' Your mission has failed. The frozen sea has claimed your bodies. And your grieving children will be sent to the gulag. Happy birthday!
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 {{qf|[[Sadie Krustofsky]]}} Herschella Krustofsky, you self-absorbed degenerate freak! You're a lonely, sad narcissist who has no connection to his fellow man. You're an empty Hollywood elitist clown who's gonna die alone on a toilet kissing your own headshot.

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