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 {{qf|Apu}} Must you dump on everything we do?
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-{{qf|[[Kwik-E-Mart president]]}} You may ask me three questions.
+{{qf|[[Kwik-E-Mart CEO]]}} You may ask me three questions.
 {{qf|Apu}} That's great, because all I need is one.
 {{qf|Homer}} Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
-{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Yes.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart CEO}} Yes.
 {{qf|Homer}} Really?
-{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Yes.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart CEO}} Yes.
 {{qf|Homer}} You?
-{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart CEO}} Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
 {{qf|Apu}} But, I must --
-{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Thank you, come again.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart CEO}} Thank you, come again.
 {{qf|Apu}} But...
-{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Thank you, come again.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart CEO}} Thank you, come again.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]] was dead.

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 {{qf|Apu}} In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.
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-{{qf|Apu}} Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead--how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
+{{qf|Apu}} Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead—how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
 {{Season 5|Q}}

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 {{qf|Homer}} Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]] was dead.
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-{{qf|James Woods}} Hey! Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, aren't you? You're the... you're like the guy... You're a legend around here. Can I ask you, is it, is it true you once worked ninety-six hours straight?
+{{qf|James Woods}} Hey! Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you? You're the... you're like the guy... You're a legend around here. Can I ask you, is it, is it true you once worked ninety-six hours straight?
 {{qf|Apu}} Oh, yes. It was horrible. I'll tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.
 {{qf|James Woods}} Oh, yeah. You know, I studied your old security tapes.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Gets Famous|Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy}}
-:'''Customer 1:''' I need one twenty-nine cent stamp.
+{{qf|Customer 1}} I need one twenty-nine cent stamp.
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' That's a dollar eighty-five.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} That's a dollar eighty-five.
-:'''Customer 2:''' I want two dollars worth of gas, please.
+{{qf|Customer 2}} I want two dollars worth of gas, please.
-:'''Apu:''' Four-twenty.
+{{qf|Apu}} Four-twenty.
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' How much is your penny candy?
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} How much is your penny candy?
-:'''Apu:''' Surprisingly expensive.
+{{qf|Apu}} Surprisingly expensive.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Your old meat made me sick!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your old meat made me sick!
-:'''Apu:''' I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
+{{qf|Apu}} I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
-:'''Homer:''' This shrimp isn't frozen and it smells funny.
+{{qf|Homer}} This shrimp isn't frozen and it smells funny.
-:'''Apu:''' Okay, ten pounds.
+{{qf|Apu}} Okay, ten pounds.
-:'''Homer:''' Woo hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo!
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
-:'''Homer:''' No way, man No way, man. Get yourself another patsy, man. No way am I wearing a freakin' wire.
+{{qf|Homer}} No way, man No way, man. Get yourself another patsy, man. No way am I wearing a freakin' wire.
-:'''Brockman:''' All right, all right, all right. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?
+{{qf|Brockman}} All right, all right, all right. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, that I'll wear.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, that I'll wear.
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-:'''Homer:''' No, don't kill me! I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat! I was unaware! I WAS UNAWAAARE!
+{{qf|Homer}} No, don't kill me! I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat! I was unaware! I WAS UNAWAAARE!
-:'''Apu:''' Mr. Simpson, you misunderstand me. In my village this is the traditional pose of apology.
+{{qf|Apu}} Mr. Simpson, you misunderstand me. In my village this is the traditional pose of apology.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh.
-:'''Apu:''' You know, now that I think about it, it may be a little confusing. Many have died needlessly.
+{{qf|Apu}} You know, now that I think about it, it may be a little confusing. Many have died needlessly.
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-:'''Homer:''' You're selling what now?
+{{qf|Homer}} You're selling what now?
-:'''Apu:''' I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
+{{qf|Apu}} I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
-:'''Homer:''' You can't sell that. Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
+{{qf|Homer}} You can't sell that. Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
-:'''Apu:''' He's got me there.
+{{qf|Apu}} He's got me there.
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-:'''Homer:''' Is he still out there?
+{{qf|Homer}} Is he still out there?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Yes, he's raking leaves.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Yes, he's raking leaves.
-:'''Homer:''' What? That's your job. If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping...
+{{qf|Homer}} What? That's your job. If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping...
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-:'''{{Ch|James Woods}}:''' Well, to be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm gonna be playing this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and you know, I, kinda like to research my roles and really get into it. For instance, "True Believer," I actually worked in a law firm for two months. And then the film "Chaplin," I had a little cameo in that, I actually traveled in time back to the 1920s where... I've, uh, said too much.
+{{qf|{{Ch|James Woods}}}} Well, to be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm gonna be playing this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and you know, I, kinda like to research my roles and really get into it. For instance, "True Believer," I actually worked in a law firm for two months. And then the film "Chaplin," I had a little cameo in that, I actually traveled in time back to the 1920s where... I've, uh, said too much.
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-:'''Apu:''' There she is, there she is, the world's first convenience store.
+{{qf|Apu}} There she is, there she is, the world's first convenience store.
-:'''Homer:''' This isn't very convenient.
+{{qf|Homer}} This isn't very convenient.
-:'''Apu:''' Must you dump on everything we do?
+{{qf|Apu}} Must you dump on everything we do?
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-:'''[[Kwik-E-Mart president]]:''' You may ask me three questions.
+{{qf|[[Kwik-E-Mart president]]}} You may ask me three questions.
-:'''Apu:''' That's great, because all I need is one.
+{{qf|Apu}} That's great, because all I need is one.
-:'''Homer:''' Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
+{{qf|Homer}} Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
-:'''Kwik-E-Mart president:''' Yes.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Yes.
-:'''Homer:''' Really?
+{{qf|Homer}} Really?
-:'''Kwik-E-Mart president:''' Yes.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Yes.
-:'''Homer:''' You?
+{{qf|Homer}} You?
-:'''Kwik-E-Mart president:''' Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
-:'''Apu:''' But, I must --
+{{qf|Apu}} But, I must --
-:'''Kwik-E-Mart president:''' Thank you, come again.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Thank you, come again.
-:'''Apu:''' But...
+{{qf|Apu}} But...
-:'''Kwik-E-Mart president:''' Thank you, come again.
+{{qf|Kwik-E-Mart president}} Thank you, come again.
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-:'''Homer:''' Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]] was dead.
+{{qf|Homer}} Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]] was dead.
 ----
-:'''James Woods:''' Hey! Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, aren't you? You're the... you're like the guy... You're a legend around here. Can I ask you, is it, is it true you once worked ninety-six hours straight?
+{{qf|James Woods}} Hey! Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, aren't you? You're the... you're like the guy... You're a legend around here. Can I ask you, is it, is it true you once worked ninety-six hours straight?
-:'''Apu:''' Oh, yes. It was horrible. I'll tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.
+{{qf|Apu}} Oh, yes. It was horrible. I'll tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.
-:'''James Woods:''' Oh, yeah. You know, I studied your old security tapes.
+{{qf|James Woods}} Oh, yeah. You know, I studied your old security tapes.
 :''[they start to watch the security tape]''
-:'''Apu:''' In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.
+{{qf|Apu}} In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.
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-:'''Apu:''' Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead--how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
+{{qf|Apu}} Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead--how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
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-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
 {{Season 5|Q}}

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 :'''Customer 2:''' I want two dollars worth of gas, please.
 :'''Apu:''' Four-twenty.
-:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' How much is your penny candy?
+:'''[[Martin]]:''' How much is your penny candy?
 :'''Apu:''' Surprisingly expensive.
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 :'''Apu:''' Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead--how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
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-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:'' Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
+:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
 {{Season 5|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''': "Doesn't seem very convenient."
 :'''Apu''': "Must you rag on everything we do!"
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 :'''Apu''': "There it is, the world's first convenient store."

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