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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Milhouse:''' This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart. :'''Bart:''' It gets us home in time for Krusty. :'''Milhouse:''' I haven't ..."

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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It gets us home in time for Krusty.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I haven't seen TV since uncile Nitro took ours in the palimony suit.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh no, my dad's pig from last summer. I forogt he hangs around here. Run or he follows you. Dumb old pig. I don't know what dad ever like about the stupid animal...
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:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' The Clogger sandwhich, sir. It's the best-seeling product in Krustburger history. This is the commercial you filmed last year.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Whoa. That's a handsome pig. I'd buy what he's sellin'.
:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' And that's a problem. According to our focus group, the glogger tastes like "drywall compound and ketchup."
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' C'mon... who said that?
:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' Eighty-three perecent of all customers.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' But they're still buying 'em rihgt?
:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' Because of the pif, sir... our customers love that pig.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Fine. Go shoot another commercial, and buy me a Cayman Island.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's dad's pig. Milhouse and I are the only ones who know ehre it is, and Milhouse doesn't have a TV. We have to hurry, Lisa.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're right! There he is!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aw... look at him. He's so trusting... get in the sack.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Plopper! You've come home! My summer love! How did you find you way home? Where have you been? Daddy saw you on TV commercials! Yes I did! I've got so many questions!! This is the best day in the world!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey give that back! That thing is worth a million bucks!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' At least! He's the best pig in the world!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No, he's worth an actual million dollars. Krusty just offered a reward for him on TV.. and Bart and I found him.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey! Bart found him.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What?! Why? What's going on?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, step one: Find Krusty. Step two: find dad and the pig. Step three: get the million. No problemo.

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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It gets us home in time for Krusty.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} It gets us home in time for Krusty.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I haven't seen TV since uncile Nitro took ours in the palimony suit.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I haven't seen TV since uncile Nitro took ours in the palimony suit.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh no, my dad's pig from last summer. I forogt he hangs around here. Run or he follows you. Dumb old pig. I don't know what dad ever like about the stupid animal...
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh no, my dad's pig from last summer. I forogt he hangs around here. Run or he follows you. Dumb old pig. I don't know what dad ever like about the stupid animal...
 ----
-:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' The Clogger sandwhich, sir. It's the best-seeling product in Krustburger history. This is the commercial you filmed last year.
+{{qf|[[Ron Rabinowitz]]}} The Clogger sandwich, sir. It's the best-seeling product in Krustburger history. This is the commercial you filmed last year.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Whoa. That's a handsome pig. I'd buy what he's sellin'.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Whoa. That's a handsome pig. I'd buy what he's sellin'.
-:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' And that's a problem. According to our focus group, the glogger tastes like "drywall compound and ketchup."
+{{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} And that's a problem. According to our focus group, the glogger tastes like "drywall compound and ketchup."
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' C'mon... who said that?
+{{qf|Krusty}} C'mon... who said that?
-:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' Eighty-three perecent of all customers.
+{{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} Eighty-three perecent of all customers.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' But they're still buying 'em rihgt?
+{{qf|Krusty}} But they're still buying 'em rihgt?
-:'''[[Ron Rabinowitz|Max]]:''' Because of the pif, sir... our customers love that pig.
+{{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} Because of the pif, sir... our customers love that pig.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Fine. Go shoot another commercial, and buy me a Cayman Island.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Fine. Go shoot another commercial, and buy me a Cayman Island.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's dad's pig. Milhouse and I are the only ones who know ehre it is, and Milhouse doesn't have a TV. We have to hurry, Lisa.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's dad's pig. Milhouse and I are the only ones who know ehre it is, and Milhouse doesn't have a TV. We have to hurry, Lisa.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're right! There he is!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're right! There he is!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aw... look at him. He's so trusting... get in the sack.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw... look at him. He's so trusting... get in the sack.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Plopper! You've come home! My summer love! How did you find you way home? Where have you been? Daddy saw you on TV commercials! Yes I did! I've got so many questions!! This is the best day in the world!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Plopper]]! You've come home! My summer love! How did you find you way home? Where have you been? Daddy saw you on TV commercials! Yes I did! I've got so many questions!! This is the best day in the world!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey give that back! That thing is worth a million bucks!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey give that back! That thing is worth a million bucks!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' At least! He's the best pig in the world!
+{{qf|Homer}} At least! He's the best pig in the world!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No, he's worth an actual million dollars. Krusty just offered a reward for him on TV.. and Bart and I found him.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, he's worth an actual million dollars. Krusty just offered a reward for him on TV.. and Bart and I found him.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey! Bart found him.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey! Bart found him.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What?! Why? What's going on?
+{{qf|Homer}} What?! Why? What's going on?
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, step one: Find Krusty. Step two: find dad and the pig. Step three: get the million. No problemo.
+{{qf|Bart}} Okay, step one: Find Krusty. Step two: find dad and the pig. Step three: get the million. No problemo.

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