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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngc}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Red_Sox" class="mw-redirect" title="Red Sox">Red Sox</a> man}} So who are you voting for? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} The candidate who forgave her husband no matter what he did, not the guy who really likes his...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngc}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Red Sox]] man}} So who are you voting for?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The candidate who forgave her husband no matter what he did, not the guy who really likes his daughter.<br /> {{qf|Red Sox man}} Hey, I like this {{Ch|Donald Trump|Trump}} fellow-- good business man, never sleeps, doesn't pay his taxes, legally.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Ehm, those are impressive. But I can't trust this country to who's gone bankrupt six times. That's two more than me.<br /> {{qf|Red Sox man}} But the orange man, he will build a wall to keep out beauty queens who eat too much. Plus, he has a great plan to make [[Russia]] great again.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Russia? Hey, wait a minute!<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} ''[GASP]'' Vladimir Putin, president of Russia?<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Yep, on the list. Go ahead and vote.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, what about me?<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Not on the list.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You have to let me vote. This is a swing state. My vote's worth more than a million [[California]]ns.<br /> {{qf|[[Vladimir Putin]]}} Don't worry. My hackers will get you in. Doesn't matter. Trump is winning 102%. Business is business!</div>

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