Homer Votes 2012/Quotes - Revision history

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Will k: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Rich Texan:''' If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID. :'''Homer Simpson:''' But I've lived here all my life! :'''Rich Texan:''' Stoppin' all Ame..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Rich Texan:''' If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID. :'''Homer Simpson:''' But I've lived here all my life! :'''Rich Texan:''' Stoppin' all Ame..."

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:'''[[Rich Texan]]:''' If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' But I've lived here all my life!
:'''Rich Texan:''' Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
:'''Homer:''' But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.
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:'''Homer:''' Barack Obama? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive.
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:'''Homer:''' Mitt Romney? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare." Homer
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:'''Voting computer:''' Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.
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:'''Homer:''' ''[after being sucked in to a tube]'' Oh, I hate being sucked in to tubes! ''[Homer goes through the tube to China]'' Well, at least I've got a steady job! ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Ned Flanders]] comes through another tube]'' D'oh!

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-{{qf|Rich Texan}} Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
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-:'''[[Rich Texan]]:''' If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
+{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
-:'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' But I've lived here all my life!
+{{qf|[[Homer Simpson]]}} But I've lived here all my life!
-:'''Rich Texan:''' Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
-:'''Homer:''' But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.
+{{qf|Homer}} But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.
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-:'''Homer:''' [[Barack Obama]]? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive.
+{{qf|Homer}} [[Barack Obama]]? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive.
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-:'''Homer:''' [[Mitt Romney]]? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare.
+{{qf|Homer}} [[Mitt Romney]]? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare.
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-:'''Voting computer:''' Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.
+{{qf|Voting computer}} Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.
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-:'''Homer:''' ''[after being sucked into a tube]'' Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! ''[Homer goes through the tube to [[China]]]'' Well, at least I've got a steady job! ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Ned Flanders]] comes through another tube]'' D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[after being sucked into a tube]'' Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! ''[Homer goes through the tube to [[China]]]'' Well, at least I've got a steady job! ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Ned Flanders]] comes through another tube]'' D'oh!

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