Homer Sucks!/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Skiinnnnerr!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Yes, superintendent Chalmers?
:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Why are we in a bouncy castle?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Someone release a stink bomb in my regular office!
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hello, ma'am, would you like to buy a top-of-the-line vaccum... aw, it's on fire again!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, pal... could you help me sell a new type of vacuum cleaner?
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Mister, you're talking to the best man for the job! As long as you don't look into my references. Please don't call my references!
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ground beef keeper Willie! You're not our school mommy!
:'''[[Willie]]:''' Miss Hoover is taking care of a cavity at the dentist. I did the same thing last month with a woodpecker and some tin foil and no one gave Willie the day off!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Willie, are you sure you can teach this class?
:'''[[Willie]]:''' I dinna know, Lass. You're supposed to learn math today... How many of ya think Willie can't teach you what a fraction is? Okay, that's fourteen out of twenty! Now your ain't just learning math! Ye are math!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [GASP!] Willie didn't just teach us what a fraction is, he made the class into one!
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' You're allergic to success! If you keep doing well, you'll die!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Homer! Looks like you'll have to take over the business! I'm so sorry!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' So I won't have to split all that money with you or anyone else?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'll never forget your, Phil!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' That's Gil!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, your vacuum is sucking up all the pollen in the area!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And if the bees can't pollinate the plants, it'll lead to ecological tragedy!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa honey, don't worry. Nature only bothers people who are poor. We're going to be rich!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But the world...
:'''[[Homer]]:''' If it get too hot, we'll move somewhere cold. If it gets too wet, we'll move somehwere dry! That's what people with money do!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But bees are our friends!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' So why did they always fly in my mouth and sting me when I was riding my bike as a kid? Nature's a jerk, and It can solve it's own problems for once!

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-:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Skiinnnnerr!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Yes, superintendent Chalmers?
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skiinnnnerr!
-:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Why are we in a bouncy castle?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Yes, superintendent Chalmers?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Someone release a stink bomb in my regular office!
+{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Why are we in a bouncy castle?
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-:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hello, ma'am, would you like to buy a top-of-the-line vaccum... aw, it's on fire again!
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hello, ma'am, would you like to buy a top-of-the-line vacuum... aw, it's on fire again!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, pal... could you help me sell a new type of vacuum cleaner?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, pal... could you help me sell a new type of vacuum cleaner?
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' Mister, you're talking to the best man for the job! As long as you don't look into my references. Please don't call my references!
+{{qf|Gil}} Mister, you're talking to the best man for the job! As long as you don't look into my references. Please don't call my references!
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ground beef keeper Willie! You're not our school mommy!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Ground beef keeper Willie! You're not our school mommy!
-:'''[[Willie]]:''' Miss Hoover is taking care of a cavity at the dentist. I did the same thing last month with a woodpecker and some tin foil and no one gave Willie the day off!
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Miss Hoover is taking care of a cavity at the dentist. I did the same thing last month with a woodpecker and some tin foil and no one gave Willie the day off!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Willie, are you sure you can teach this class?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Willie, are you sure you can teach this class?
-:'''[[Willie]]:''' I dinna know, Lass. You're supposed to learn math today... How many of ya think Willie can't teach you what a fraction is? Okay, that's fourteen out of twenty! Now your ain't just learning math! Ye are math!
+{{qf|Willie}} I dinna know, Lass. You're supposed to learn math today... How many of ya think Willie can't teach you what a fraction is? Okay, that's fourteen out of twenty! Now your ain't just learning math! Ye are math!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [GASP!] Willie didn't just teach us what a fraction is, he made the class into one!
+{{qf|Lisa}} [GASP!] Willie didn't just teach us what a fraction is, he made the class into one!
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' You're allergic to success! If you keep doing well, you'll die!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} You're allergic to success! If you keep doing well, you'll die!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' Homer! Looks like you'll have to take over the business! I'm so sorry!
+{{qf|Gil}} Homer! Looks like you'll have to take over the business! I'm so sorry!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' So I won't have to split all that money with you or anyone else?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} So I won't have to split all that money with you or anyone else?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'll never forget your, Phil!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'll never forget your, Phil!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' That's Gil!
+{{qf|Gil}} That's Gil!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, your vacuum is sucking up all the pollen in the area!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, your vacuum is sucking up all the pollen in the area!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And if the bees can't pollinate the plants, it'll lead to ecological tragedy!
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} And if the bees can't pollinate the plants, it'll lead to ecological tragedy!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa honey, don't worry. Nature only bothers people who are poor. We're going to be rich!
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa honey, don't worry. Nature only bothers people who are poor. We're going to be rich!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But the world...
+{{qf|Lisa}} But the world...
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' If it get too hot, we'll move somewhere cold. If it gets too wet, we'll move somehwere dry! That's what people with money do!
+{{qf|Homer}} If it get too hot, we'll move somewhere cold. If it gets too wet, we'll move somewhere dry! That's what people with money do!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But bees are our friends!
+{{qf|Lisa}} But bees are our friends!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' So why did they always fly in my mouth and sting me when I was riding my bike as a kid? Nature's a jerk, and It can solve it's own problems for once!
+{{qf|Homer}} So why did they always fly in my mouth and sting me when I was riding my bike as a kid? Nature's a jerk, and It can solve its own problems for once!