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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Hello... <a href="/wiki/Mr._Smithers" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Smithers">Mr. Smithers</a>? Woof! This is Homer Simpson. Ruff, ruff! I won&#039;t be in to work today grrr because I caught a case of rabies from my s...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hello... [[Mr. Smithers]]? Woof! This is Homer Simpson. Ruff, ruff! I won't be in to work today grrr because I caught a case of rabies from my son, [[Bart]]! Howl!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} A man alone, in his underpants, with his remote control... life just doesn't get any better than this!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I wonder who's at the door trying to screw up my day off! Aaiiieeee!! Giant ant! Must hide... but where?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Cameraman}} Looks like there's nobody home.<br /> {{qf|Television host}} So what do we do with the big cheque?<br /> {{qf|Cameraman}} I dunno. Let's give it to the next door neighbour.<br /> {{qf|Television host}} Uh... okay!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, why did the world have to be taken over by giant ants?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What are you so happy about, Flanders?<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi diddily ho, neighbor. I was home sick in bed with a doozy of a fever, when two men... well, really more like angels, rang my doorbell and gave me a cheque for $500,000!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's my money, Flanders. They came to my house first, so that cheque is mine!<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} You're too late, Simpson! This cheque belongs to [[God]], now!<br /> {{qf|Ned Flanders}} That's right, Homer! Since God made me feel like a million dollars, I called Reverend Lovejoy and tithed it to [[First Church of Springfield|the church]]!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} [[D'oh]]!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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