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 {{qf|Homer}} It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
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-{{qf|[[Bloodbath Gulch tour guide|Tour guide]]}} Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from St. Joe in three days, Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
+{{qf|[[Bloodbath Gulch tour guide|Tour guide]]}} Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from St. Joe in three days, [[Bloodbath Gulch]] quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
 {{qf|Homer}} Three minutes? ''[whistles appreciatively]''
 {{qf|Marge}} I never realized history was so filthy.

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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Oh, dear [[God]]! This man's kidneys have exploded! There's nothing left!
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, no!
-{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. It's one of those natural things. Beautiful, in it's way.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. It's one of those natural things. Beautiful, in its way.
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Uh, actually, his kidneys were fine yesterday when he had his annual checkup.
 {{qf|Homer}} Excuse me, Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.

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 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} While we were setting your broken bones and putting your blood back in, we helped ourselves to a kidney and gave it to your father.
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-{{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of Springfield Retirement Castle]'' Ah! They remembered my birthday! ''[stands up and walks like a zombie toward them]''
+{{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of [[Springfield Retirement Castle]]]'' Ah! They remembered my birthday! ''[stands up and walks like a zombie toward them]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[starting the car]'' Come on! Start damn you! Start!
 {{qf|Grampa}} ''[singing]'' Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. ''[leans at the window Homer screams trying to start the car]''
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 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} While we were setting your broken bones and putting your blood back in, we helped ourselves to a kidney and gave it to your father.
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-{{qf|Grampa}} ''(to Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of Springfield Retirement Castle)'' Ah! They remembered my birthday! ''(stands up and walks like a zombie toward them)''
+{{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of Springfield Retirement Castle]'' Ah! They remembered my birthday! ''[stands up and walks like a zombie toward them]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(starting the car)'' Come on! Start damn you! Start!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[starting the car]'' Come on! Start damn you! Start!
-{{qf|Grampa}} ''(singing)'' Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. ''(leans at the window Homer screams trying to start the car)''
+{{qf|Grampa}} ''[singing]'' Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. ''[leans at the window Homer screams trying to start the car]''
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] looks in a brochure for a ghost town]''
+:''[Bart looks in a brochure for a ghost town.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} This ghost tow is gonna be great! Now with 30 percent more gun fights!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} This ghost tow is gonna be great! Now with 30 percent more gun fights!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} And 40 percent more rootin' tootin'!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, robot! get your metal ass down here!
-:''[the bartender walks down to Homer]''
+{{qf|Bartender}} ''[walks down to Homer]'' First of all, I'm not a robot. And second, I got this metal ass in 'Nam, defending this country for lazy jerks like you.
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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Can't get a good sasparilla like this back in [[Springfield]]. It angries up the blood.
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[stern]'' F. Murray Abraham!
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Doctor Hibbert]] looks at Grampa's X-rays]''
+:''[Doctor Hibbert looks at Grampa's X-rays]''
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh, dear [[God]]! This man's kidneys have exploded! There's nothing left!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Oh, dear [[God]]! This man's kidneys have exploded! There's nothing left!
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, no!
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. It's one of those natural things. Beautiful, in it's way.
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Uh, actually, his kidneys were fine yesterday when he had his annual checkup.
-{{qf|Homer}} Excuse me, Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicene.
+{{qf|Homer}} Excuse me, Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} I don't feel so good. Maybe I oughta eat something.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I'm the luckiest man in the world... now that {{W|Lou Gherig}}'s dead.
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-{{qf|Homer}} It's not an operation, [[Moe]]. The doctor said it's just a procedure.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's not an operation, Moe. The doctor said it's just a procedure.
-{{qf|Moe}} No, no, no. Makin' polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly, life-thretening surgery here.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} No, no, no. Makin' polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly, life-thretening surgery here.
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 {{qf|Moe}} Listen, I'm just gonna to get right to the point here. Can I have your buttocks, I mean, if you die? They look pretty comfortable.
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 {{qf|Marge}} No.
 {{qf|Grampa}} Now?
-{{qf|Marge}} I'll tell you when you're deadm Grampa.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'll tell you when you're dead Grampa.
 {{qf|Grampa}} Thank you.
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 {{qf|Homer}} The sea forgives all! Not like those mean old mountains. I hate them so much!
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-:''[Homer hangs onto the side of a tramp steamer]''
+:''[Homer hangs onto the side of a tramp steamer.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I'd like to apply for a job. Any job. If you don't have a captain, I can be that.
 {{qf|[[Captain McCallister]]}} Yar, what other ships have ye been on?
-:''[Homer points to a store shaped like a ship]''
+:''[Homer points to a store shaped like a ship.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I've been on that one. The taffy shop.
 {{qf|Captain McCallister}} Arr, good enough.
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 {{qf|Captain McCallister}} Yar, I've been meaning to paint over that.
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-:''[in Grampa's hospital room, Marge turns to [[Reverend Lovejoy]])
+:''[In Grampa's hospital room, Marge turns to Reverend Lovejoy.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Aren't you going to give him the last rites?
-{{qf|Lovejoy}} That's Catholic, Marge. You might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} That's Catholic, Marge. You might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Dr. Hibbert, I thought you located another kidney for Grampa.
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Larry Hagman took it! He's got five of them now. And three hearts. We didn't want to give them to him, but he overpowered us.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} {{ch|Larry Hagman}} took it! He's got five of them now. And three hearts. We didn't want to give them to him, but he overpowered us.
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 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} While we were setting your broken bones and putting your blood back in, we helped ourselves to a kidney and gave it to your father.
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-{{qf|Grampa}} (To Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of Springfield Retirement Castle) Ah! They remembered my birthday! (stands up and walks like a zombie toward them)
+{{qf|Grampa}} ''(to Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of Springfield Retirement Castle)'' Ah! They remembered my birthday! ''(stands up and walks like a zombie toward them)''
-{{qf|Homer}} ( starting the car) Come on! Start damn you! Start!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''(starting the car)'' Come on! Start damn you! Start!
-{{qf|Grampa}} (singing) Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. (Leans at the window Homer screams trying to start the car)
+{{qf|Grampa}} ''(singing)'' Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. ''(leans at the window Homer screams trying to start the car)''
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 :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Oh, dear [[God]]! This man's kidneys have exploded! There's nothing left!
 :'''Marge:''' Oh, no!
 :'''Homer:''' Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. It's one of those natural things. Beautiful, in it's way.
 :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Uh, actually, his kidneys were fine yesterday when he had his annual checkup.
 :'''Homer:''' Excuse me, Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicene.
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 :'''Homer:''' I'm the luckiest man in the world... now that {{W|Lou Gherig}}'s dead.
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 :'''Homer:''' It's not an operation, [[Moe]]. The doctor said it's just a procedure.
 :'''Moe:''' No, no, no. Makin' polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly, life-thretening surgery here.
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 :'''Grampa:''' (To Jasper after Homer's car breaks down in front of Springfield Retirement Castle) Ah! They remembered my birthday! (stands up and walks like a zombie toward them)
 :'''Homer:''' ( starting the car) Come on! Start damn you! Start!
 :'''Grampa:''' (singing) Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. (Leans at the window Homer screams trying to start the car)
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+{{Season 10|Q}}

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 :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' While we were setting your broken bones and putting your blood back in, we helped ourselves to a kidney and gave it to your father.
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