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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Red-haired woman}} Excuse me sir, but I-- {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} I&#039;m innocent! {{qf|Red-haired woman}} I couldn&#039;t help noticing... That when the light hits you...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Red-haired woman}} Excuse me sir, but I--<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm innocent!<br /> {{qf|Red-haired woman}} I couldn't help noticing... That when the light hits you a certain way... You're... ...handsome.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}}}} Oh, that!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Bart.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Well, you're a few years too late, lady. Dad's a happily married man... huh, Homer?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Bart.<br /> {{qf|Red-haired woman}} But you don't understand... I'm a very influential film producer.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, and Homer and I are famous TV stars.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, if my name isn't Homer Simpson.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Uh, Homer, you might not want to mention that in front of them.<br /> {{qf|Pink-haired mother}} Homer... Simp--<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Boy, she was out of here like a locust!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Blonde woman}} No, wait. Don't tell me.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} OK, if you insist.<br /> {{qf|Blonde woman}} It's on the tip of my tongue.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Chocolate sprinkles are on mine.<br /> {{qf|Blonde woman}} No, don't tell me, don't-- Palm Beach! We tangoed!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yecch... can't say I remember that.<br /> {{qf|Blonde woman}} But we broke bread!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That I would remember!<br /> {{qf|Blonde woman}} You left without saying goodbye!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I couldn't say a word. My mouth was full of broken bread.<br /> {{qf|Blonde woman}} So... so sad. It could have been sweet.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, we could've broken cinnamon rolls.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} A man with a comic book attracts a woman like nothing else, so I must warn all men of this dangerous revelation! What's next? [[The Three Stooges]]?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Can anyone tell me what Bart is talking about?<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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