Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife/Quotes - Revision history

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Has Two Mommies|Million-Dollar Abie|Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Has Two Mommies|Million-Dollar Abie}}
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I am so stoked about Lenny's party. He said he was gonna make a surprise announcement!

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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I am so stoked about [[Lenny]]'s party. He said he was gonna make a surprise announcement!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I am so stoked about Lenny's party. He said he was gonna make a surprise announcement!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Maybe he's getting married?
 {{qf|Homer}} Why the hell would he want to do that... blessed sacrament that has made my life so rich? I like your hat, sweetie.
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 {{qf|Marge}} That's just a souvenir from am amusement park.
 {{qf|Homer}} What?! Next you'll be telling me he didn't meet [[Woody Woodpecker]]. ''[points to a photo of Lenny shaking Woody's hand]''
-{{qf|Lenny}} I dated the woman in that suit for three months. Then she left me for the guy that cleans the vomit off the roller coasters.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I dated the woman in that suit for three months. Then she left me for the guy that cleans the vomit off the roller coasters.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Lenny, bring me a beer and your deepest chamber pot. Chop-chop!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Well, that might be interesting... or it could damage many, many lives.
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-:''[Homer and Bart moon the cameraman]''
+:''[Homer and Bart moon the cameraman.]''
 {{qf|Producer}} Uhh. We'd better pixelate those.
 {{qf|{{ap|Doug|camera man}}}} ''[panicky]'' There aren't enough pixels in the world!
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 {{qf|Verity}} Young man, I'm going to turn that cartoon into homework.
-{{qf|Bart}} Help me, cameraman! I let you some a cigarette in my bedroom!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Help me, cameraman! I let you some a cigarette in my bedroom!
 {{qf|Doug}} ''[brusque]'' That was a joint. And I have a name. It's Doug.
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 {{qf|Charles}} I miss him too. What is it about him that is so damned irresistible?
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, he's loved me ever since the first moment he saw me, and he's never stopped. And whatever it takes to make me happy, he'll do it, even if it kills him.
-:''[Doug turns to the director]''
+:''[Doug turns to the director.]''
 {{qf|Doug}} Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard.
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-*''(after Homer moons the camera)''<br />'''Producer:''' Uhhh! We'd better pixelate those!<br />'''Doug:''' There aren't enough pixels in the world!<br />'''Producer:''' Yeah umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
+*''(after Homer moons the camera)''<br />'''Producer:''' Uhhh! We'd better put some pixels on those.<br />'''Doug:''' There aren't enough pixels in the world!<br />'''Producer:''' Yeah umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
 *'''Homer:''' If I have enough strength, I'll take you up to the TV and show you how thin it is.
 *'''Carl:''' Ain't no party like a Lenny party, 'cause a Lenny party don't stop! ''(looks at his watch)'' Oh man, I've got work tomorrow. See ya.

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-*''(after Homer moons the camera)''<br />'''Producer:''' Uhhh! We'd better pixellate those!<br />'''Cameraman:''' There aren't enough pixels in the world!<br />'''Producer:''' Yeah umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
+*''(after Homer moons the camera)''<br />'''Producer:''' Uhhh! We'd better pixelate those!<br />'''Doug:''' There aren't enough pixels in the world!<br />'''Producer:''' Yeah umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
 *'''Homer:''' If I have enough strength, I'll take you up to the TV and show you how thin it is.
 *'''Carl:''' Ain't no party like a Lenny party, 'cause a Lenny party don't stop! ''(looks at his watch)'' Oh man, I've got work tomorrow. See ya.

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 *''(after Homer moons the camera)''<br />'''Producer:''' Uhhh! We'd better pixellate those!<br />'''Cameraman:''' There aren't enough pixels in the world!<br />'''Producer:''' Yeah umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
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 *'''Carl:''' Ain't no party like a Lenny party, 'cause a Lenny party don't stop! ''(looks at his watch)'' Oh man, I've got work tomorrow. See ya.
 *'''Lisa:''' I've seen this same show on a different network.<br />'''Fox Executive:''' ''(stares at her nervously)'' Here, have a [[Fox Broadcasting Company|FOX]] sweatshirt.<br />'''Lisa (puts it on and looks on the back):''' This is an ABC sweatshirt.<br />'''Executive:''' And it zips up all the way! ''(zips up the sweatshirt, muffling Lisa's shouts)''
-*<b>Lisa</b>: I don't understand, Dad. Our family has so many flaws, why must we share them with the world?<br /><b>Homer</b>: Because we'll be on TV! And earn enough money to buy a TV! TV!<br /><b>Lisa</b>: But, Dad!<br /><b>Homer</b>: Yes, Teeveesa?<br /><b>Lisa</b>: Ergh, forget it.<br />
+*'''Lisa''': I don't understand, Dad. Our family has so many flaws, why must we share them with the world?<br />'''Homer''': Because we'll be on TV! And earn enough money to buy a TV! TV!<br />'''Lisa''': But, Dad!<br />'''Homer''': Yes, Teeveesa?<br />'''Lisa''': Ergh, forget it.
 *'''Verity:''' Charles hasn't satisfied me in years.<br />'''Homer:''' "That's how I feel about Notre Dame football.
 *'''Patty:''' What brought us together is how much we hate you!<br />'''Homer:''' Okay then. I'll just vote "no" on Prop 38 so you can't adopt! ''(Patty twists Homer's arm)'' Ooooowwww! Kidding! I don't vote! The voting place is up the hill and I never make it! ''(Patty twists Homer's arm harder)''
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 *'''lyrics to "Picture in Picture" sung by Homer:'''<br />''You make me laugh, you make me cry<br />Without you I'd just want to die<br />For the rest of my life you'll be a fixture<br />Now let me enjoy your picture in picture.''
 *'''lyrics to "Lady Blue" sung by Charles''':<br />''Lady when you came to me, I was feeling blue<br />Blue just like your hair, you see<br />Blue just like the moon<br />But only when the moon is blue<br />And not when it is cream<br />And now that you are here with me<br />I am in a dream<br />(''In normal voice'')Oh, yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.<br /><br />Lady, when you go away<br />I feel like I could die<br />Not like dye like your hair is dye<br />But die like Lady Di<br />And not like Di like her name is Di<br />But die like when she died<br />But lady just like Lady Di<br />Be my princess tonight<br />But don't die<br />Don't die.''
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	*'''lyrics to "Lady Blue" sung by Charles''':<br />''Lady when you came to me, I was feeling blue<br />Blue just like your hair, you see<br />Blue just like the moon<br />But only when the moon is blue<br />And not when it is cream<br />And now that you are here with me<br />I am in a dream<br />(''In normal voice'')Oh, yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.<br /><br />Lady, when you go away<br />I feel like I could die<br />Not like dye like your hair is dye<br />But die like Lady Di<br />And not like Di like her name is Di<br />But die like when she died<br />But lady just like Lady Di<br />Be my princess tonight<br />But don't die<br />Don't die.''		*'''lyrics to "Lady Blue" sung by Charles''':<br />''Lady when you came to me, I was feeling blue<br />Blue just like your hair, you see<br />Blue just like the moon<br />But only when the moon is blue<br />And not when it is cream<br />And now that you are here with me<br />I am in a dream<br />(''In normal voice'')Oh, yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.<br /><br />Lady, when you go away<br />I feel like I could die<br />Not like dye like your hair is dye<br />But die like Lady Di<br />And not like Di like her name is Di<br />But die like when she died<br />But lady just like Lady Di<br />Be my princess tonight<br />But don't die<br />Don't die.''
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