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:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't know. Feed it to the dog?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!
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:'''[[Shauna]]:''' I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger, you could burn yourself and go home.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?
:'''[[Lloyd]]:''' No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot.
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.
:'''[[Lloyd]]:''' Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' What's going on?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh! I want to tell you, but I promised to keep it a secret.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't have secrets from your wife!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' It's very late in the marriage to tell me that.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, this is it, TEOTWAWKI!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' "The end of the world as we know it"?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Uh-huh. Where's the kids?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Boy, get in the car, and say good-bye to your best friend forever.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Bye forever, Milhouse.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' See you, Bart.

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-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?
-{{qf|[[Lloyd]]}} No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot.
+{{qf|{{Lloyd}}}} No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot.
 {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.
 {{qf|Lloyd}} Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|To Cur, with Love|A Test Before Trying}}
-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't know. Feed it to the dog?
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't know. Feed it to the dog?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
+{{qf|Bart}} You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!
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-:'''[[Shauna]]:''' I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger, you could burn yourself and go home.
+{{qf|[[Shauna Chalmers]]}} I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger, you could burn yourself and go home.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?
-:'''[[Lloyd]]:''' No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot.
+{{qf|[[Lloyd]]}} No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot.
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.
-:'''[[Lloyd]]:''' Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.
+{{qf|Lloyd}} Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' What's going on?
+{{qf|Marge}} What's going on?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh! I want to tell you, but I promised to keep it a secret.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh! I want to tell you, but I promised to keep it a secret.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't have secrets from your wife!
+{{qf|Marge}} You can't have secrets from your wife!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' It's very late in the marriage to tell me that.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's very late in the marriage to tell me that.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, this is it, TEOTWAWKI!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, this is it, TEOTWAWKI!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' "The end of the world as we know it"?
+{{qf|Marge}} "The end of the world as we know it"?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Uh-huh. Where's the kids?
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh-huh. Where's the kids?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse.
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Boy, get in the car, and say good-bye to your best friend forever.
+{{qf|Homer}} Boy, get in the car, and say good-bye to your best friend forever.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Bye forever, Milhouse.
+{{qf|Bart}} Bye forever, Milhouse.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' See you, Bart.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} See you, Bart.
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