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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa''': Whew! :'''Homer''': What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman? :'''Lisa''': What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't ..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa''': Whew! :'''Homer''': What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman? :'''Lisa''': What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't ..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Whew!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughet's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't you mean keep cool?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, that.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditionin! Heh, heh, heh.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Why not? It's the perfect plan.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticzie, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I do, but you've got to try sensible soultions.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I do!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can'y you just buy an air conditioner?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Air conditioners on a working man's salery? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': But I'm only eight years old.
:'''[[Homer]]''': That's your answer for everything.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, you didn't.... ...you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse.
:'''[[Homer]]''': You're welcome, sweetie!

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-{{TabQ}}
+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Whew!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whew!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming.
+{{qf|Lisa}} What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughet's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughter's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't you mean keep cool?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you mean keep cool?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, that.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditionin! Heh, heh, heh.
+{{qf|Homer}} There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditioning! Heh, heh, heh.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Why not? It's the perfect plan.
+{{qf|Homer}} Why not? It's the perfect plan.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticzie, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right.
+{{qf|Homer}} Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticize, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying.
+{{qf|Homer}} Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I do, but you've got to try sensible soultions.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I do, but you've got to try sensible solutions.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I do!
+{{qf|Homer}} I do!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can'y you just buy an air conditioner?
+{{qf|Lisa}} You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can't you just buy an air conditioner?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Air conditioners on a working man's salery? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one.
+{{qf|Homer}} Air conditioners on a working man's salary? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': But I'm only eight years old.
+{{qf|Lisa}} But I'm only eight years old.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That's your answer for everything.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's your answer for everything.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool!
+{{qf|Homer}} Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, you didn't... you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, you didn't... you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': You're welcome, sweetie!
+{{qf|Homer}} You're welcome, sweetie!