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Solar Dragon at 13:47, October 23, 2019

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Solar Dragon at 16:41, October 16, 2019

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Solar Dragon: moved Homer & Apu (Medley) to Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?!

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moved Homer & Apu (Medley) to Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?!

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 :'''Apu:'''
-:''I feel that way, too.  You see...''
+:''I feel that way, too. You see...''
 :Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to,
 :Or a geodesic dome,

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-'''"Homer & Apu (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the fourth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?]]" and "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" (Reprise).
+'''"Homer & Apu (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the fourth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?]]" and "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" (Reprise) from the episode "[[Homer and Apu]]".
 == Lyrics ==

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−	~~#REDIRECT~~ [[Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?]]	+	{{Song
		+	\|name = "Homer & Apu (Medley)"
		+	\|image =
		+	\|singers = [[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]
		+	\|characters = [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]
		+	\|length = 1:54
		+	\|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Greg Daniels]]
		+	\|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
		+	\|appearance =
		+	}}
		+
		+	'''"Homer & Apu (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the fourth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?]]" and "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" (Reprise).
		+
		+	== Lyrics ==
		+	=== Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? ===
		+	:'''Lisa:'''
		+	:''I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now.''
		+
		+	:'''Apu:'''
		+	:''I feel that way, too. You see...''
		+	:Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to,
		+	:Or a geodesic dome,
		+	:There's no structure I have been to
		+	:Which I'd rather call my home.
		+
		+	:When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,
		+	:But now I've come to loooooooove,
		+	:Your quirks.
		+
		+	:Maggie, with her eyes so bright,
		+	:Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
		+	:Lisa can philosophize,
		+	:Bart's adept at spinning lies.
		+	:Homer's a delightful fella.
		+	:Sorry 'bout the salmonella.
		+
		+	:'''Homer:'''
		+	:''Heh-heh. That's okay.''
		+
		+	:'''Apu:'''
		+	:Who needs the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]?
		+	:Now here's the tricky part,
		+	:Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
		+
		+	:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
		+
		+	:'''Marge:'''
		+	:Their floors are sticky-mart!
		+
		+	:'''Lisa:'''
		+	:They make Dad sick-e-mart!
		+
		+	:'''Bart:'''
		+	:Let's hurl a brick-e-mart!
		+
		+	:'''Homer:'''
		+	:The Kwik-E-Mart is real—
		+	:''[[D'oh!]]''
		+
		+	:'''All:'''
		+	:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
		+
		+	:'''Apu:'''
		+	:Not meeeeeeeeeee!
		+	::'''The Simpsons [simultaneously]:'''
		+	::Forget the Kwik-E-Mart!
		+	::Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart!
		+	::Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
		+
		+	:'''Apu:'''
		+	:''Not me!''
		+
		+	=== Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise) ===
		+	:'''Homer:'''
		+	:''(sighs) Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm, much quicker than usual.''
		+
		+	:'''Marge:'''
		+	:''I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.''
		+
		+	:'''Homer:'''
		+	:''And we all found happiness. Every one of us.''
		+
		+	:''[Apu is heard sobbing]''
		+
		+	:''Hey, what's that sound?''
		+
		+	:'''Apu:''' ''[sadly]''
		+	:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
		+	:I do.
		+
		+	:'''Homer:'''
		+	:''Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!''
		+
		+	== Appearances ==
		+	*{{alb\|Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
		+
		+	{{Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
		+
		+	[[Category:Medleys]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Apu]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]

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Solar Dragon: moved Homer & Apu (Medley) to Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?!