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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} It&#039;s a funny story, really. Milhouse wanted to learn how to play cricket, but it was going kinda slow. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a>}} So Bart...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's a funny story, really. Milhouse wanted to learn how to play cricket, but it was going kinda slow.<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} So Bart thought, why not use a superball and...<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} You broke Saint Ignatius, Saint Sebastian, and even poor Saint Olaf!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} How's Saint Ptolomaeus?<br /> {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Like the others, I'm sure he demands swift and harsh vengeance!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, there are birds stuck in your--<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Quiet, Lisa. Your mother has to &quot;hrmmm&quot; now.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hrmmm...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Wow, [[Falco]], everyone's totally going to forget they're mad at me when I bring you home!<br /> :''[at home]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That falcon is amazing. I've totally forgotten why I was mad at you, boy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} You were born in 1941? This I.D. looks fake.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, and next you'll accuse me of making a fake I.D. in the eighties to get out of fighting in the cola wars.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, why weren't they floating into the air and exploding?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} The union wouldn't allow it, sir.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Very well then. Give them their plane tickets and have the hired goons escort them out of the building.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} We're castaways, and if we're gonna stay sane, we have to start having wacky adventures. I'll be the Skipper. Bart, you're Gilligan. Lisa, you're the Professor. Maggie, Mary Ann. Carl, you're the [[Harlem Globetrotters]]! Now, let's hide! There are headhunters everywhere, a giant spider, and a guy who doesn't know [[World War II]] is over.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, there's a Road Runner on the island! We eat tonight! Lisa, get me a giant slingshot, an anvil, and some dynamite!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Maybe it's the island madness talking, but that Marge sure is pretty. I think I'll drown Homer and make her my bride. Wanna help?<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Okay, but then I'll drown you and make her my bride later.<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Fair enough.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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