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:'''[[Homer]]''': It's been two hours now. How do you feel?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
:'''Homer''': Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand?
:'''Bart''': Anything slim.
:'''Homer''': DANG!

<hr width=50%/>

:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?
:'''Homer''': Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
:'''Marge'': He prefers the company of men!
:'''Homer''': Who doesn't?
:'''Marge''': Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo...
:'''Homer''': Right.
:'''Marge''': ...Sexual.
:'''Homer''': AAAAHHH!

<hr width=50%/>

:'''Homer''': Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay!

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:'''Marge''': I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going.
:'''Homer''': Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way.
:'''Marge''': What on Earth are you talking about?
:'''Homer''': You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!

<hr width=50%/>

:'''[[John]]''': Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
:'''Marge]]''': Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn?

<hr width=50%/>

:'''[[John]]''': Zzzzzap!

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:'''Bart''': Oh, Dad. You are the living end.

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:'''Homer''': You! I should have known.
:'''John''': Good morning, sunshine.
:'''Marge''': Homer, John brought us cactus candy.
:'''Homer''': Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family!
:'''John''': Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece.
:'''Homer''': No.
:'''John''': Homer, what have you got against gays?
:'''Homer''': You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.

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:''(whistle goes off)''
:'''Homer''': Oh my god! What's happening now?
:'''Rosco''': We work hard, we play hard.
:'''([[wikipedia:Gonna_Make_You_Sweat_(Everybody_Dance_Now)|Everybody Dance Now]] starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub)

{{Season 8 Q}}

@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
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 :''[Whistle goes off.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh my god!  What's happening now?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh my god! What's happening now?
 {{qf|Roscoe}} We work hard, we play hard.
 :''["{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub.]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}

@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh my god!  What's happening now?
 {{qf|Roscoe}} We work hard, we play hard.
-:''["{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)|Everybody Dance Now}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub.]''
+:''["{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub.]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}

@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.
 ----
-:''[whistle goes off]''
+:''[Whistle goes off.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh my god!  What's happening now?
 {{qf|Roscoe}} We work hard, we play hard.
-:'''("{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)|Everybody Dance Now}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub)
+:''["{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)|Everybody Dance Now}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub.]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show|Brother from Another Series}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It's been two hours now. How do you feel?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's been two hours now. How do you feel?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
-:'''Homer''': Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand?
+{{qf|Homer}} Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand?
-:'''Bart''': Anything slim.
+{{qf|Bart}} Anything slim.
-:'''Homer''': DANG!
+{{qf|Homer}} DANG!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?
-:'''Homer''': Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
+{{qf|Homer}} Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
-:'''Marge''': He prefers the company of men!
+{{qf|Marge}} He prefers the company of men!
-:'''Homer''': Who doesn't?
+{{qf|Homer}} Who doesn't?
-:'''Marge''': Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo...
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo...
-:'''Homer''': Right.
+{{qf|Homer}} Right.
-:'''Marge''': ...Sexual.
+{{qf|Marge}} ...Sexual.
-:'''Homer''': AAAAHHH!
+{{qf|Homer}} AAAAHHH!
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay!
 ----
-:'''Marge''': I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going.
-:'''Homer''': Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way.
+{{qf|Homer}} Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way.
-:'''Marge''': What on Earth are you talking about?
+{{qf|Marge}} What on Earth are you talking about?
-:'''Homer''': You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!
+{{qf|Homer}} You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!
 ----
-:'''[[John]]''': Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
+{{qf|[[John]]}} Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
-:'''Marge''': Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn?
+{{qf|Marge}} Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn?
 ----
-:'''[[John]]''': Zzzzzap!
+{{qf|John}} Zzzzzap!
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Oh, Dad. You are the living end.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, Dad. You are the living end.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': You! I should have known.
+{{qf|Homer}} You! I should have known.
-:'''John''': Good morning, sunshine.
+{{qf|John}} Good morning, sunshine.
-:'''Marge''': Homer, John brought us cactus candy.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, John brought us cactus candy.
-:'''Homer''': Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family!
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family!
-:'''John''': Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece.
+{{qf|John}} Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece.
-:'''Homer''': No.
+{{qf|Homer}} No.
-:'''John''': Homer, what have you got against gays?
+{{qf|John}} Homer, what have you got against gays?
-:'''Homer''': You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.
+{{qf|Homer}} You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.
 ----
-:''(whistle goes off)''
+:''[whistle goes off]''
-:'''Homer''': Oh my god!  What's happening now?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh my god!  What's happening now?
-:'''Roscoe''': We work hard, we play hard.
+{{qf|Roscoe}} We work hard, we play hard.
 :'''("{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)|Everybody Dance Now}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub)
 {{Season 8|Q}}

@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 :''(whistle goes off)''
 :'''Homer''': Oh my god!  What's happening now?
-:'''Rosco''': We work hard, we play hard.
+:'''Roscoe''': We work hard, we play hard.
 :'''("{{W|Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)|Everybody Dance Now}}" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub)
 {{Season 8|Q}}