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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngc}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Wait! I was just about to put a quarter in! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Chief_Wiggum" class="mw-redirect" title="Chief Wiggum">Chief Wiggum</a>}} Well, well, well, little Johnny scofflaw. Sorry, Simpson. Once I start writi...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngc}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait! I was just about to put a quarter in!<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, well, well, little Johnny scofflaw. Sorry, Simpson. Once I start writing, I can't stop. Like the samurai whose unsheathed sword must draw blood, I—<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Blah, blah, blah. How 'bout I just give you the whole dollar and we call it even.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} You're bribing me.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Perhaps.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} With seventy-five cents.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Perhaps.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Call me when you're ready to play with the big boys.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'll show that Wiggum not to fool with Homer J. Simpson! I'm gonna learn the law inside and out!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} So you're reading the [[Not Again! The Robert Downey, Jr. Story|autobiography]] of [[Robert Downey, Jr.]]?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Do you have a better idea?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, the little red flag on the meter clearly said expired!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Boo, hoo, hoo! Stuff in my fridge is expired, but that doesn't stop me from making a brown milk smoothie!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Listen, Mr. Simpson...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No, you're gonna listen, 'cause I pay your salary!<br /> {{qf|Judge Snyder}} Which brings up the little matter of your income tax evasion.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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