Homer's Odyssey/Quotes - Revision history

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HomerGriffin at 22:34, January 9, 2020

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Gazlene the Pork Girl: Quote correcting.

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Solar Dragon at 20:24, March 21, 2012

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Cronokinetic at 17:51, September 1, 2010

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Bart the Genius|There's No Disgrace Like Home}}
-{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]]}} ''[blows whistle]'' Now, class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the [[Springfield State Prison]]. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you, Bart Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} ''[blows whistle]'' Now, class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the [[Springfield State Prison]]. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you, Bart Simpson.
 {{qf|Bart}} Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door!
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 {{qf|Moe}} I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
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-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]}} I don't think you're ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I don't think you're ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back.
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-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
-{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} I don't know what else to do.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I don't know what else to do.
 :''[Maggie pokes him in the eye]''
 {{qf|Bart}} There's only one thing we can do. Take advantage of the guy. ''[Holds up a report card]'' I need you to sign this, Homer. ''[Bart picks up Homer's hand and writes his signature on the card.]''
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-{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Damn it! I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Damn it! I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back.
 {{qf|Homer}} You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.
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-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as, "[[El Barto]]". Police artists have a composite sketch to go over and if anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as, "[[El Barto]]". Police artists have a composite sketch to go over and if anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.
 :''[A sketch of an older, stubbly, mean-looking version of Bart is passed around]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Cool, man.
 {{Season 1|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Bart the Genius|There's No Disgrace Like Home}}
-{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]]}} ''[blows whistle]'' Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the [[Springfield State Prison]]. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you Bart Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]]}} ''[blows whistle]'' Now, class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the [[Springfield State Prison]]. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you, Bart Simpson.
 {{qf|Bart}} Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door!
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 {{qf|Moe}} Who?
 {{qf|Bart}} Freely, first initials, I.P.
-{{qf|Moe}} Hold on, I'll check. ''[calls out]'' Is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely!
+{{qf|Moe}} Hold on, I'll check. ''[calls out]'' Is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
 :''[barflies laugh]''
-{{qf|Moe}} Wait a minute. Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead, I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
+{{qf|Moe}} Wait a minute. Listen to me, you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead, I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
 :''[Bart and Lisa laugh]''
 {{qf|Homer}} You'll get that punk someday, Moe.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Bart the Genius|There's No Disgrace Like Home}}
-:'''[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]]''': ''[blows whistle]'' Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the [[Springfield State Prison]]. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you Bart Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]]}} ''[blows whistle]'' Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the [[Springfield State Prison]]. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you Bart Simpson.
-:'''Bart''': Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door!
+{{qf|Bart}} Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door!
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 :''[at [[Moe's Tavern]]]''
-:'''Homer''': I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
 :''[phone rings]''
-:'''Moe''': Moe's Tavern.
+{{qf|Moe}} Moe's Tavern.
-:'''Bart''': [on phone] Is Mr. Freely there?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' Is Mr. Freely there?
-:'''Moe''': Who?
+{{qf|Moe}} Who?
-:'''Bart''': Freely, first initials, I.P.
+{{qf|Bart}} Freely, first initials, I.P.
-:'''Moe''': Hold on, I'll check. ''[calls out]'' Is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely!
+{{qf|Moe}} Hold on, I'll check. ''[calls out]'' Is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely!
 :''[barflies laugh]''
-:'''Moe''': Wait a minute. Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead, I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
+{{qf|Moe}} Wait a minute. Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead, I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
 :''[Bart and Lisa laugh]''
-:'''Homer''': You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
+{{qf|Homer}} You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
-:'''Moe''': I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
+{{qf|Moe}} I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
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+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]}} I don't think you're ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back.
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+{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
-:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
+{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} I don't know what else to do.
 :''[Maggie pokes him in the eye]''
-:'''Bart''': There's only one thing we can do. Take advantage of the guy. ''[Holds up a report card]'' I need you to sign this, Homer. ''[Bart picks up Homer's hand and writes his signature on the card.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} There's only one thing we can do. Take advantage of the guy. ''[Holds up a report card]'' I need you to sign this, Homer. ''[Bart picks up Homer's hand and writes his signature on the card.]''
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+{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Damn it! I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Damn it! I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
+{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back.
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back.
+{{qf|Homer}} You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
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+{{qf|[[Smilin' Joe Fission]]}} I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years.
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+{{qf|Homer}} Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
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+{{qf|Homer}} Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, and watched them pass me over for promotions time and time again.
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+{{qf|TV Announcer #1}} Loaftime, the cable network for the unemployed, will be right back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
-:'''TV Announcer #1''': Loaftime, the cable network for the unemployed, will be right back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
+{{qf|TV Announcer #2}} Unemployed? Out of work? Sober? You sat around the house all day, but now it's Duff time. Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by.
-:'''TV Announcer #2''': Unemployed? Out of work? Sober? You sat around the house all day, but now it's Duff time. Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by.
+{{qf|Duff TV Jingle}} You can't get enough of the wonderful Duff. [[Duff Beer]]!
-:'''Duff TV Jingle''': You can't get enough of the wonderful Duff. [[Duff Beer]]!
+{{qf|Homer}} Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
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+{{qf|[[Sherri]]}} Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
-:'''[[Sherri]]''': Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
+{{qf|Bart}} What does "incompetent" mean?
-:'''Bart''': What does "incompetent" mean?
+{{qf|[[Terri]]}} It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.
-:'''[[Terri]]''': It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.
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+{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as, "[[El Barto]]". Police artists have a composite sketch to go over and if anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.
 :''[A sketch of an older, stubbly, mean-looking version of Bart is passed around]''
-:'''Bart''': Cool, man.
+{{qf|Bart}} Cool, man.
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-:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': ''[blows whistle]'' Now class remember, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison. So I want all to be on your best behavior, especially you Bart Simpson.
+:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': ''[blows whistle]'' Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. ''[looks at Bart]'' Especially you Bart Simpson.
-:'''Bart''': Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door.
+:'''Bart''': Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door!
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 :'''Bart''': [on phone] Is Mr. Freely there?
 :'''Moe''': Who?
-:'''Bart''': Freely, first initials I.P.
+:'''Bart''': Freely, first initials, I.P.
-:'''Moe''': OK, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everbody, I.P. Freely!
+:'''Moe''': Hold on, I'll check. ''[calls out]'' Is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely!
 :''[barflies laugh]''
 :'''Moe''': Wait a minute. Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead, I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
 :''[Bart and Lisa laugh]''
 :'''Homer''': You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
-:'''Moe''': Oh I don't know, he's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
+:'''Moe''': I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
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 :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Damn it! I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
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 :'''Smilin' Joe Fission''': I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years.
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-:'''Homer''': Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again.
+:'''Homer''': Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, and watched them pass me over for promotions time and time again.
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-:'''[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]]''': Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
+:'''[[Sherri]]''': Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
-:'''Bart''': What does 'incompetent' mean?
+:'''Bart''': What does "incompetent" mean?
-:'''[[Sherri and Terri|Terri]]''': It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.
+:'''[[Terri]]''': It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.
 :'''Bart''': Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]''': Well, it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as, "El Barto". Police artist have a composite sketch to go over and if anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.
+:'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]''': Well, it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as, "El Barto". Police artists have a composite sketch to go over and if anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.
 :''[A sketch of an older, stubbly, mean-looking version of Bart is passed around]''
 :'''Bart''': Cool, man.
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