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:'''Mr. Burns''': What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?!
:'''Homer''': What do you mean, sir?
:'''Mr. Burns''': I mean this! (holds up the picture)
(Homer gasps)
:'''Mr. Burns''': A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. (wrinkles up the picture into a ball) I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans!
:'''Homer''': It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now?
:'''Mr. Burns''': Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room?
:'''Smithers''': Yes, sir.
:'''Mr. Burns''': (sadly) Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". (begging) Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret.
:'''Homer''': Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy.
:'''Mr. Burns''': (pleasantly) Simpson, I'm asking you nicely.
:'''Homer''': I don't really know, sir--
:'''Mr. Burns''': (angrily) Simpson!
:'''Homer''': (scared) Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir.
:'''Mr. Burns''': Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. (angrily) Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here.
----
:'''Lisa''': (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt) Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
:'''Bart''': Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.

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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What do you mean, sir?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What do you mean, sir?
-:'''Mr. Burns''': I mean this! ''(holds up the picture)''
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I mean this! ''[holds up the picture]''
-''(Homer gasps)''
+:''[Homer gasps]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. ''(wrinkles up the picture into a ball)'' I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. ''[wrinkles up the picture into a ball]'' I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans!
-:'''Homer''': It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now?
+{{qf|Homer}} It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now?
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room?
-:'''[[Smithers]]''': Yes, sir.
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Yes, sir.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': ''(sadly)'' Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". ''(begging) ''Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[sadly]'' Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". ''[begging) ''Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret.
-:'''Homer''': Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': ''(pleasantly)'' Simpson, I'm asking you nicely.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[pleasantly]'' Simpson, I'm asking you nicely.
-:'''Homer''': I don't really know, sir--
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't really know, sir--
-:'''Mr. Burns''': ''(angrily)'' Simpson!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[angrily]'' Simpson!
-:'''Homer''': (''scared)'' Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir.
+{{qf|Homer}} (''scared]'' Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. ''(angrily)'' Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. ''[angrily]'' Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''':'' (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt)'' Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}}'' (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt]'' Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.
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-:'''Mr. Burns''': What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?!
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?!
-:'''Homer''': What do you mean, sir?
+:'''[[Homer]]''': What do you mean, sir?
 :'''Mr. Burns''': I mean this! ''(holds up the picture)''
 ''(Homer gasps)''
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 :'''Homer''': It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now?
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room?
-:'''Smithers''': Yes, sir.
+:'''[[Smithers]]''': Yes, sir.
 :'''Mr. Burns''': ''(sadly)'' Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". ''(begging) ''Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret.
 :'''Homer''': Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy.
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. ''(angrily)'' Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here.
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-:'''Lisa''':'' (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt)'' Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
+:'''[[Lisa]]''':'' (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt)'' Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
-:'''Bart''': Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.
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