Homer's New Year's Resolutions/Quotes - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 21:06, December 9, 2013

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Marge:''' Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry." :'''Homer:''' Can..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Marge:''' Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry." :'''Homer:''' Can..."

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry."
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Can't talk, Marge. I making up my list of New Year's resolutions.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' But, Homer, you never keep any of your resolutions.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you talking about? I've kept all of them!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Last year you promised to take me on a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' All except that one.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Then prove it.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Remember when I vowed that I would lose eight?" Look, Marge! I lost two punds!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You dint' lose any wight. You just replaced your regular clotehs with clothes made out of paper.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "How about when I resolved to put a brand new blade on Flander's lawn mower. Boy! That worked great!"
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I guess that was nice. Did your return the lawn mower?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll get to it. The point is I mowed the lawn.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' We were talking about your resolutions.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But I'm telling you, I keep them, Marge! "I promised I'd spend more time with the kids."
:'''[[Maggie]]:''' Suck Suck
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "And I promised I'd drink fewer mugs of beer."
:'''[[Moe]]:''' I gotta rethink this drink special.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer, all of a sudden i Don't fell so good. I think that chicken salad I ate earlier isn't sitting well.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [GASP!] You ate my chicken salad? But I was going to eat that when I finished my list!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Did you cook the chicken all the way through?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Marrge, don't be silly. You don't cook salads.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I think you'd better take me to the hostpital. I'm going... to...
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Don't worry, Marge, I'll take care of every-thing!
:'''Message:''' The next day in a hospital in Jamaica...
:'''[[Marge]]:''' This is not what i meant by a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' These are my new years' resolutions, Marge. I get to decide how to keep them! Piña colada I.V., honey?

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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry."
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Can't talk, Marge. I making up my list of New Year's resolutions.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can't talk, Marge. I making up my list of New Year's resolutions.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' But, Homer, you never keep any of your resolutions.
+{{qf|Marge}} But, Homer, you never keep any of your resolutions.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you talking about? I've kept all of them!
+{{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about? I've kept all of them!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Last year you promised to take me on a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
+{{qf|Marge}} Last year you promised to take me on a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' All except that one.
+{{qf|Homer}} All except that one.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Then prove it.
+{{qf|Marge}} Then prove it.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Remember when I vowed that I would lose eight?" Look, Marge! I lost two punds!
+{{qf|Homer}} "Remember when I vowed that I would lose eight?" Look, Marge! I lost two punds!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You dint' lose any wight. You just replaced your regular clotehs with clothes made out of paper.
+{{qf|Marge}} You dint' lose any wight. You just replaced your regular clotehs with clothes made out of paper.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' "How about when I resolved to put a brand new blade on Flander's lawn mower. Boy! That worked great!"
+{{qf|Homer}} "How about when I resolved to put a brand new blade on Flander's lawn mower. Boy! That worked great!"
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I guess that was nice. Did your return the lawn mower?
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I guess that was nice. Did your return the lawn mower?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll get to it. The point is I mowed the lawn.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll get to it. The point is I mowed the lawn.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' We were talking about your resolutions.
+{{qf|Marge}} We were talking about your resolutions.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' But I'm telling you, I keep them, Marge! "I promised I'd spend more time with the kids."
+{{qf|Homer}} But I'm telling you, I keep them, Marge! I promised I'd spend more time with the kids.
-:'''[[Maggie]]:''' Suck Suck
+{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Suck Suck
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' "And I promised I'd drink fewer mugs of beer."
+{{qf|Homer}} And I promised I'd drink fewer mugs of beer.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' I gotta rethink this drink special.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I gotta rethink this drink special.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer, all of a sudden i Don't fell so good. I think that chicken salad I ate earlier isn't sitting well.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer, all of a sudden i Don't fell so good. I think that chicken salad I ate earlier isn't sitting well.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [GASP!] You ate my chicken salad? But I was going to eat that when I finished my list!
+{{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] You ate my chicken salad? But I was going to eat that when I finished my list!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Did you cook the chicken all the way through?
+{{qf|Marge}} Did you cook the chicken all the way through?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Marrge, don't be silly. You don't cook salads.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, Marrge, don't be silly. You don't cook salads.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I think you'd better take me to the hostpital. I'm going... to...
+{{qf|Marge}} I think you'd better take me to the hostpital. I'm going... to...
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Don't worry, Marge, I'll take care of every-thing!
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, Marge, I'll take care of every-thing!
-:'''Message:''' The next day in a hospital in Jamaica...
+{{qf|Message}} The next day in a hospital in Jamaica...
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' This is not what i meant by a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
+{{qf|Marge}} This is not what i meant by a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' These are my new years' resolutions, Marge. I get to decide how to keep them! Piña colada I.V., honey?
+{{qf|Homer}} These are my new years' resolutions, Marge. I get to decide how to keep them! Piña colada I.V., honey?